Zuzanna's Hardcore Hooters Review

Title: Zuzanna’s Hardcore Hooters
Released by: Score
Reviewed by MD James

"Zuzanna’s Hardcore Hooters" is definitely one video that doesn’t beat around the bush… so to speak. Four European girls, big boobs, European guys, and five scenes full of sex. No plots, no storylines, just people fucking and sucking.

Scene 1: Zuzanna and an unknown guy

The star of this video starts out with a guy kissing her belly and feeling her up under her skirt. They’re both dressed pretty casually as they sit in the parlor room. Soon his dick is out and she’s on her knees sucking on it. He returns the favor, licking and finger-fucking her pussy as she sits on a small stool. Then he fucks her in doggie position while she’s kneeling on that stool. They go to reverse-cowgirl, then cowgirl, then anal reverse-cowgirl, then anal missionary, and then he blows his load all over her mouth and her big boobs.

Scene 2: Dana and an unknown guy

We start with Dana and her guy grabbing body parts while sitting in a bedroom. He’s undoing her top so he could free her boobs. Then his pants are down and she’s sucking on his huge dick. Her clothes magically disappear, and soon she’s just wearing her panties as her guy is licking and finger-fucking her. Then he sticks his sausage into her and fucks her in missionary position. Then it’s reverse-cowgirl, spoon, cowgirl, 69, then he blows his load all over her big breasts.

As sex scenes go, this one was a little disappointing. It looked more like they were just having sex for the camera and not for each other.

Scene 3: Laura Lion and an unknown guy

Different couple, different bedroom scene, different outfit. The girl is still wearing casual clothes, but now the guy is just dressed in plaid briefs. Not plaid boxers… plaid BRIEFS. You have to be REALLY comfortable with yourself to be seen on video with that kind of underwear. Then again, it’s Europe.

We start out with some French kissing and she’s quick to take off her top and let him play with her huge boobs as she fondles him. Pretty soon the briefs are off and she’s sucking on his cock in earnest. Next thing we know, they’re both completely naked, and she’s riding him in cowgirl position. Then they go to spoon position, doggie-style, anal missionary, anal reverse-cowgirl, and then he blows his load all over her huge breasts.

This is probably the best scene in the whole video. Laura is easy on the eyes, and she doesn’t look like she’s performing for the camera. (That’s probably because she spent much of the sex scene with her eyes closed.)

Part 4: Simona and an unknown guy

We see Simona and her guy sitting on the living room couch doing some heavy petting. She’s got a light flowery dress on and he’s wearing a white shirt and black slacks. Pretty soon the dress comes off and he gets to play with her huge boobs through her bra and finger-fuck her through her maroon panties. His pants come down and she’s soon sucking on his cock. She positions herself on top of him and rides him in reverse-cowgirl position wearing nothing but that maroon bra around her belly. She rides him pretty well in this position and we can hear her appreciation, as well as their genitals slapping together. Then she turns around and rides him even harder in cowgirl position. Then it’s missionary position, moving to spoon, then doggie position, back to reverse-cowgirl, spoon, and then she just sucks his cock until he’s ready to jerk off… at which point her bra magically disappears and he blows his load all over her huge breasts.

Much like Laura, Simona kept her eyes closed through most of the scene, which made the scene just as enjoyable.

Part 5: Threesome (or "Zuzanna with TWO unknown guys")

Our last scene has our video star taking on two guys at once. The guys are both wearing causal clothes, but this time Zuzanna is dressed in more provocative attire. They feel her up and start undressing her shirt to reveal her body stocking. Both guys get their cocks out, and she jerks off both of them and then starts taking turns sucking them. Pretty soon one guy has his cock in her pussy while she’s sucking the other guy. She repeats the process through various positions, swapping out the guys. She even lets them fuck her in her ass while she’s sucking the other guy. Finally they both jerk off, trying to aim for her boobs, but one guy actually overshoots his mark and hits the other guy’s leg. (I’m sure that felt as weird as it looked.) And from there we go to the credits.

You probably noticed that every guy in this video is an "unknown". Well that’s because the folks at Score didn’t bother to list the guys here. They just gave the names of the ladies and the crew in their credits. So not only did they get to fuck, but they also GOT fucked… out of the credits, that is.

In terms of extras, there really isn’t too much to crow about. We have a little animated slide show complete with music, a series of plugs for Score’s various websites, and 11 trailers for other Score videos that are run back-to-back-to-back.

All in all, it’s not too bad for a big-boob sex-feast. Some of the girls look more like they’re performing for the cameras but the others look pretty convincing as long as they keep their eyes closed. If you like big-breasted women getting fucked, and you don’t care for any kind of dialogue, or too much foreplay, then go ahead and get this video. But it would be best if you got it for $15 or less. Anything more just isn’t worth it.