You've Got a Mother Thing Cumming 2 Review
Zero Tolerance
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Starring: Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Michelle Lay, India Summer, Kelly Leigh, Lisa DeMarco, Rhyse Richards
Released on: 5/20/2008
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Reviewed by picman on 6/23/2008
| Prologue One of the hottest trends in porn the last couple of years has been the MILF phenomena. It has brought new talent into the business, but more importantly has drawn back old favorites and given legs to careers that otherwise would have come to a premature end. In this Zero Tolerance joint, the notable stars are Lisa Ann and the legendary Nina Hartley. 'Nuff said. |
 Kelly Leigh is forty years old and recently awakened sexually, having dropped older men in favor of youth. She'll be getting two of them today. Mr. Pete and Jenner. Kelly can't wait to get started and cuts off Quasar's comedy routine, taking out Pete's dick and bending over for Jenner. She's on the rotisserie in a blink of an eye, before either she or Pete has dropped any clothing. A quick suck of Jenner's pussy flavored dick before she steps out of her panties, Pete disappearing to get undressed, and Jenner banging Kelly in doggy. Back on the spit and Kelly gets rammed front and rear. She seems to like it rough and intense as she helps them spank her ass, getting rotated for the guys to switch holes. Kelly sits on Jenner, who sticks his cock in her ass in RC. I love the way she announces it. "Oh, it's in my ass! It's already in my ass!" Kelly's clearly on fire. Pete's trying to get a bj, and he's been wrestling with her bra for a couple of minutes, both to no avail. It's not for lack of trying on Kelly's part, her mouth has been actively seeking his dick since her shitter got split, but she's bouncing around madly. Pete gives up and plunges into Kelly's pussy. "Oh yeah! That's the shit right there!" Cock cleanup and a facefuck from both. Vaginal mish for Jenner, Kelly spanking her pussy and threatening to squirt. No problem going balls deep on this veteran bone smuggler. Hard facefuck by Pete, who takes over the pussy in a scissored mish while Jenner explores her throat. CG with Jenner, Kelly impaling her throat on Pete. Jenner fingers her anus like a bowling ball, making Pete's anal entry easier for the DP. She takes it to the nuts easily and sucks it clean. RCA on Jenner, another open invitation to Pete for the DP. Jenner gets some solo time with Kelly as Pete recedes, and proceeds to rail her ass from underneath. A2M, then doggy with Pete. Kelly begs for cum and opens her mouth for whatever little Pete has to spare. Jenner also takes his run up in doggy and gives her a good spurt right down her gullet. Kelly's happy.My first impression of Kelly Leigh was that she was lying about her age to the tune of at least ten years. The action started and I watched the years peel away, with Kelly looking radiant as the dicks rammed her holes. I'm not used to MILFs throwing out as much energy as she did, nor take as hard an anal banging. She's won me over. Excellent start to the video. |
 Lisa DeMarco won't divulge her age to Quaze, but amits to mid thirties. She's buxom, blonde, and English. She's drawn Sascha for a mate, and is immediately introduced to his schwanz, which Lisa likes. A seated bj gets him nice and hard, then on one knee by the bed. Doggy gets her pussy juice flowing, then mish. Sascha turns her legs over for side entry, Lisa demanding he fuck her hard. P2M passes the taste test, then CG. Another side entry. Sort of a reverse spoon. Lisa likes it hard and gets it in conventional spoon. P2M, leading to RC. A move to mish, and an open mouth facial.Lisa didn't have the full court pressure to contend with that Kelly did, but she wasn't nearly as proactive either. Basically just a happy, loud fuckhole, letting Sascha bang away to his heart's content without doing much of the fucking herself. Not a bad scene, but pales in comparison to the first. |
 Big
boobed platinum blonde, Rhyse Richards projects that high
maintenance personna, with lots of slut appeal. She may just be the quintessential
MILF in this lineup. Not copping to her age, but will admit to being between
thirty and forty. I'm guessing the truth lays to the north, which is fine
by me. Rhyse gets Mike Butders to play with, and she's straight into his
pants to check the equipment. Taste test is positive as Rhyse murmurs her
approval. Quaze gets nervous about them carrying on outside, even though
Rhyse is dressed like a slutty businesswoman, albeit with her tits hanging
out and a cock in her mouth. They pick it up with Butders peeling her panties
and sucking her pussy and ass from behind. He gets naked and sits back
for the still almost fully clothed Rhyse to suck his dick. She divests
herself of the trenchcoat that covered her and tit fucks the hard member.
Rhyse goes on all fours on the couch, furiously masturbating to ready herself
for the doggy insertion. She ramps up the intensity a little bit with some
mommy trash talk. P2M, then mish. The deep strokes making her moan. Mike
rabbit fucks her and Rhyse catches fire, rubbing her clit maniacally, squeezing
her tits, pulling him in until it's obvious she got her nut. Then a moment
of calm as Mike fucks slow and deep as she basks in the afterglow, smacking
her clit with his dick, then shifting to spoon. The pace is slow, picking
up gradually until another crescendo. Rhyse doesn't know whether to piss,
shit, or get off the pot, her hands reaching out for everything or anything
as the moment is on her again. She actually compliments him on the job
he's doing up to that point. RC, then mish, and spoon again. This time
she wants Mike to do the cumming, and he gives her pussy one last charge,
pulling out to cum on her body.Rhyse gets into this one from the outset. She's not particularly dynamic but manages to squeeze out a lot of pleasure from her youthful partner. |
 The legendary Nina Hartley is miscast as a MILF, imo.
That ship sailed ten to fifteen years ago. To me she's a cougar, preying
on youth and corrupting them in the ways of the world as only a very few
would be as qualified. After Quaze finishes gushing with compliments for
her, he asks to see her still world class ass. Nina explains her legendary
status and the reason she sticks around porn. Naked girls. And she can
fuck them with no strings attached. Dick is just a bonus. She gets Jenner
to play with and he looks very appreciative, letting his hands explore
her amazingly tight body. Molding, then slapping Nina's almost mythical
ass gets a very positive retort from her. Her pussy opens easily for two
fingers and looks mighty juicy, then her ass gets primed with three. Nina's
quietly instructive about what she likes and how she likes it, her tits
handled firmly and nipples pinched being an example. She goes down to suck
Jenner's cock, showing a lifetime of skill and love of game as she alternates
between deepthroat and teasing play. Jenner's got ass on his mind, positioning
Nina on the couch for doggy, sinking into a very juicy twat. The deep pumps
have Nina grunting like an animal. P2M bj leading to CG. She does a booty
shake, showing she's learned something from her interracial forays, then
a cut to an anal insertion in mish with two of her fingers buried in her
pussy. Nina's very vocal and enjoying every deep pump of Jenner's shaft,
then turning over for doggy anal in an up and over. A mantra of "Oh fuck!" and
some lamaze breathing accompanies her railing, then a mouthful of cum she
deems "Tasty" to end the scene.In some ways this could be one of Nina's instructional videos, as she's clearly in charge, managing to work with Jenner for both their pleasures and not short circuiting his aggressiveness by being shrill about it. Very nice. |
 Michelle Lay and India Summers are all over each other, kissing and licking at each other while answering Quasar's interview questions. Neither one of them seems to mind the fact that a penis will be breaking into their budding lezfest, but first Inda squats to lick Michelle's nicely trimmed pussy. Michelle is quickly naked, but with India lagging far behind they collaborate on getting her out of her conservative, but sexy, attire. India has a sensational and natural body, tight and fit, much like Michelle's. A sweet looking little slit, manicured with a landing strip like Michelle's too. James Deen is the beneficiary of all this, and he jumps right into the middle of these simmering sexpots, cock at the ready for India and Michelle to lap at and suck. Standing doggy for India. P2OGM for Michelle. Tandem bj again. RC for India, Michelle trying to get her head in to lap pussy and cock. RC for Michelle after P2OGM while India masturbates off camera, turning Michelle on even further. Nipples shooting up proudly as her back arches from Deen's pounding, Michelle bolts to the bed at his command to sink her tongue in India's warmed up cunt. Her ass in the air just gives Deen an entry to creating another link in the chain, fucking Michelle in doggy. India moves over to help, flogging Michelle's clit, helping her pop her cookies, then sucking the orgasmic juice from his cock. Michelle wants her share of the taste, then cradles India between her legs, who spreads for mish. It's like a stacked missionary position. Even better when Michelle sits on India's face, and better stil when she pitches forward for a 69 while India's getting pumped. P2OGM for Michelle, then spoon for India with her friend sandwiching her from the front. Long drawn out moans for India, who relinquishes the cock to Michelle for a CG ride, who cums with her ass being pushed down on the pistoning pud. Michelle fingerpops India, who then takes the dick in doggy. Deen pulls out, spurting into Michelle's mouth, who then swaps with India and ends with sweet cum kisses.It's rare to see two women in porn stay involved with each other so convincingly in a threesome, but these two looked like they would have been happy with or without the dick, so long as they could still be with each other. Lots of heat, and a few convincing orgasms. |
 Onetime,
big time contract star, Lisa Ann, whose current career
owes at least some of its luster to Zero Tolerance and her anal performance
in Ass
Cleavage 8, conducts her interview with Quaze as he basically talks
to her ass. Looking prime, she discusses the method she uses for vetting
new male talent in her eponymous agency. To wit, she tries them out herself,
even inviting in office workers to simulate the feel of a porn set. Shit,
if applying for a position with her agency means getting a shot at this,
it's a win/win situation, whether you get the job or not. She's brought
along one of her winners, Mike Butders, who somehow missed his audition,
so this scene will serve the purpose. Lisa's ass is round and tight, Butders
focusing in on it in a slow, sensual oral journey. Not for long though,
as he brought a hard cock, and he's soon sliding into her pussy from behind.
You can hear the wet sounds as he strokes, validating Lisa's deep moans.
She repays the pussy loving by sucking on Butder's cum flavored dick. RC
for the Italian temptress, a favorite position of hers as she gets to bury
the bone deep, swirl and grind, all the while showing off her body. Butders
pushes Lisa back onto the couch, giving her slit a nice slathering, then
fucking her in spoon. Some side entry brings a sneer to Lisa's face, and
getting dug out in doggy makes her pant. CG, very deep. P2M, and doggy
to pop in her beautiful, slutty mouth.Loved watching Lisa ride the CG positions. Worth the price of admission right there. Any teenager that has her for a mother is doomed. |
| Epilogue A strong offering that has enough variation between scenes to keep from going stale. I think the opening scene with Kelly Leigh was scorching, filled with balls to the wall fucking and a devil may care approach by Ms. Leigh. Lisa DeMarco took a banging, took being the operative word. She didn't give much, just acted like a prick cushion and not as aggressive as I'd like. Rhyse Richards brought the slutty, trophy wife factor with her. Hard to resist her charms as she got a charge put into her body. Nina Hartley practically conducted a tutorial, replete with hygienically safe practices and a well done anal. Michelle Lay and India Summers looked like they would have fucked each other for free. Even adding cock didn't stop them from interacting, which always seems to work out best in g/b/g threesomes. Lisa Ann auditions Mikey Butders and probably makes him very happy to be part of her organization. Silicone and rhinoplasty be damned, Lisa is one smokin' chick. |
| The Disk There's a Spanish soundtrack if desired. BTS, cumshot loop, photo gallery, and trailers. |
| Recommendation One of the better MILF videos I've seen. Definitely worth at least a rental, if not a straight up buy. |
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