Young Seamen Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/26/2003

If you are into foreskins and uniforms, you will probably like this one. It’s another one of these films that show us what pleasures were hiding behind the iron curtain in the former Soviet Union. There are seven scenes so it’s likely you will find something here to lift your spirits.

1. We open with a young sailor loafing and smoking in a prohibited area. He is discovered buy an MP who gives him a long bawling out in rapid Russian at the end of which the smoker is made to suck the MP’s cock. He also gets fucked. **

2. After lights out, a cute sailor has slipped down to the rec room in the wee hours of the morning to jackoff to a fuck film. (It’s the film BORDERLINE OF DREAMS. See review.) He is surprised by an MP who forces him to—well, you know.***

3. Close-up a beautiful foot sticking out from the covers. The camera pans up to reveal the smoker from scene one. He is dreaming of his buddies back at the base. He dreams of a young sailor being fucked by a…. guess. That’s right! By an MP. The scene is played out on the dreamer's bed and the bottoming sailor sucks on the dreamer while getting plowed. The MP and dreamer then change positions. (Why can’t I have dreams like this???)****

4. A young sailor is jerking his dick in the head. A young soldier enters and takes an immediate interest. Soon he is giving head in the head. (Is that how it got that nickname?) Suddenly, with no transition, the soldier is being fucked.** ½

5. A slender good-looking young stud is exercising in the gym doing chin-ups. A stiff dick appears in the frame. It is attached to our smoker/dreamer from scenes one and three. He takes his turn doing chin-ups, his dick standing straight out from his body. It is admired and fondled and—eventually—sucked. Our smoker/dreamer rims the handsome stud and fucks him. (When did he become an MP?) There is a really nice vertical cum shot from the fuckee. *** ½

6. Two twink sailors seek a secluded place for sex. They waste no time in getting to it. As one is getting his dick suck a cute MP (Surprise, Surprise!) comes upon them. He orders the sailor who was getting sucked to suck him. He then fucks the original sucker who returns to sucking his buddy. The MP and the young suckee change places. They all cum. ***

7. For the last scene we find an adorably sweet twink with a pierced tongue blowing a buddy. They jack their dicks awhile before the cutie eats his buddy’s ass and fucks him. His buddy then sucks him for a while and both shoot their loads.***

Outside of the dream sequence in scene three, the film shows little imagination. The guys are attractive, but there are none you would want to take home to meet Mom. And they don’t really appear to be enjoying the sex. It’s more like straight guys being paid to have sex with other guys. They probably are. It’s not a bad film. But it won’t be up for any awards either.