Young & Dumb (Bacchus) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/15/2004

YOUNG & DUMB is a no-frills production with five rather than the usual four scenes each featuring a duo that suck & fuck. It’s one of the better B films because the sex is so well photographed. There are nice close-ups of the penetrations and the camera is right there for the cum shots. The performers too are better than average. One of the scenes is bareback.

Performers are listed only by their first names but I bought this because I recognized Alan Gregory on the back cover. Even though he’s not a ‘star’ I find this handsome wavy-haired young stud with his bee-stung lips, stubble of chest hair, and scrumptiously soft body to stir something in my loins. He definitely has the most suckable tits of any guy in porn. I have to restrain myself from kissing the screen. Alan is up (no pun intended because he’s soft for part of the scene) in the first encounter. There are no real setups for any of the scenes. We just find the guys together; they strip what clothing they have on off; and go at it. Alan is paired with a slim Italian looking guy with a smooth chest, black curly hair, and a hooked nose. Both are nude and he sucks Alan’s cock. Alan then falls to his knees to suck the Italianate stud. He then bends over for the stud to fuck him. (Alan is a bottom, another reason I like him.) Later with Alan on his back, the camera zooms right in there for a nice close-up to show the cock entering Alan’s accommodating ass. He cums with the dick inside him. His hooknose friend withdraws to add his spending to Alan’s belly.

The second scene begins with a skinny twink with tightly curled hair in a bad haircut lying on a sofa. His pretty young friend kneels beside the sofa. (They are the cover boys.) Skinny is wearing bathing trunks; Pretty Boy is wearing shorts. The pretty one fishes Skinny’s cock from the trunks and goes down on it. It’s a big dick and the youngster sucks it well, taking it all. Skinny pushes the pretty one’s shorts down and fondles his ass. He pulls the cheeks apart to reveal the dark cavern within. The next thing we know, Pretty Boy is lying on his stomach on the floor and Skinny is about to penetrate those buns with his big stiffy. The camera is right there to show that thick barb splitting apart those sweet young buns. It’s a short fuck and they sit on the floor, leaning back against the sofa to pound their puds. Although he kisses, Skinny never once touches the pretty one’s cock—much less suck it. (He’s obviously the ‘dumb’ of the title.) Skinny cums first and plays in his spooge. Pretty Boy then gushes out a plentiful amount of boycream.

The guys are more mature for the next scene. A good-looking stud with a slim physique and a very hairy chest (coal black hair) is standing there with his big dick sticking out of his boxer shorts. His older friend (a thin natural blond) sucks it. The thin blond slips out of his underwear only to slip on a jockstrap. Once the outline of the cock is seen in the jockstrap, Macho Man gets interested and sucks it though the mesh. Soon it’s out of the side of the jockstrap and into his mouth. The hairy hunk fucks the blond who is still wearing the jockstrap. (That’s the good thing about jockstraps they provide such easy access to the ass.) He withdraws only to cum on the asscheek. Blondie nearly pulls his dick off getting it to shoot.

Two twinks are up—or rather since they have serious erection problems they are not UP. One these I recognize as Damon West, a fairly attractive young twink with a fleshy bod and coal black hair. (He got to fuck Alan in “Fraternity Pledge #2”.) He’s paired here with an extremely thin blondish twink whose hair is parted in the middle and hangs down over his eyes. The kid is the spitting image of the young Matthew Modine. (I like effeminate twinks.) Matt sucks a bit on Damon and then Damon drops down to suck on Matt’s little weenie. But he doesn’t get it hard. So, he tries again. (I’m reminded here of what the wise old W. C. Fields once said: “If at first you don’t succeed, give up. There’s no point in making a fool of yourself.”) Damon finally gives up. We certainly know now who’s going to get fucked, don’t we? But first Damon lies back over an ottoman to let Matt put some stiffness in his flesh poker. Matt bends over to get fucked. As we see his cock swinging between his legs like a pendulum is seems to have grown a bit now. The fuck goes on too long before Matt lies on his back and we are treated to one of those hot close-ups of the action. Matt lies there, the look on his face is what we would expect to see on the face of someone who is the victim of an Aztec sacrifice. Damon shoots a spattering of goo, but no attempt whatsoever is made to get Matt to cum. It would have been futile. There were two cute guys here, but the lack of anything going on between them was a real downer making this the weakest scene in the film. Frankly, I would have left the scene on the cutting room floor and just gone with the other four.

There are definitely no erection problems with the final scene (and that includes mine). The duo here is a young guy with a shaved head and a pierced nipple and a slender guy with reddish hair that turns me on something fierce. As you know, I bought this film for Alan Gregory in scene one. But if I were given a choice between Alan and this guy, I wouldn’t think twice. (Goodbye, Alan!) Of course it may be that this guy reminds me of the first guy I ever had sex with, and I am a sucker for red pubic hair; but even so this guy is s-e-x-y. They are fully clothed and seated on a plaid sofa in a room with cinderblock walls, kissing deeply. Off come the clothes. The new lust-of-my-hard manages to remove his shoes and socks by grabbing the sock and pulling both off at the same time. He is already rampant when his bald buddy pulls down his trousers and goes down on him. When his friend stands to remove his pants, he too is hard. Neither their cocks nor mine go down for the entire scene. After sucking one another they have a nice sixty-nine. More cocksucking. They rim one another, and I’m wondering who will fuck who. I’m hoping Red is the receiver. Still more cocksucking. It sounds repetitive, but with these guys it’s not. When Red lies on his back and holds up his legs and his buddy is sticking in lubed fingers, I know I’m going to get my wish. But imagine my surprise when a stiff dick went into his winking anus WITHOUT A CONDOM! I dropped the remote. (I dropped something else, too.) The bareback fuck continues in a variety of positions. When Red sits on the bare cock to ride, he bounces like a man possessed. Standing before his kneeling partner, Red drops his load on the stud’s face. He then kneels to get his partner’s cum. The aim is for the mouth but it hits the cheek and chin. With cum dripping from his face, the sexy Red looks directly into the camera and grins.

If all the scenes were as hot as the last one I would have given the film 1 ½ more stars. I’m miffed because the guys are not identified and I would like to se more of the guy who turned me on so in this last scene. I do hope to see him again.

The DVD extras are good. Not only can you jump to a scene, you can also just go to blowjobs and cum shots. One thing that annoys me is that there are phone sex ads before the film. One of the advantages that DVDs used to have over VHS was that we didn’t have this crap at the beginning. Now we do. You can’t skip it, but the fast forward button works. Still, it’s annoying.

This is—on the whole—a slightly better than average film. But the last scene is a scorcher and definitely worth the price of the DVD. At it’s cheap price you should buy it for that scene alone.