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Yoga Pants 3 Review

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Carmen Caliente
Carmen Caliente
Kissa Sins
Kissa Sins
Gina Valentina
Gina Valentina
Skylar Snow
Skylar Snow
Ramon Nomar
Ramon Nomar
Danny Mountain
Danny Mountain
Logan Pierce
Logan Pierce
Markus Dupree
Markus Dupree
Yoga Pants 3 at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: Elegant Angel

Category:  All Sex , Foot/Leg Fetish

Directed by: Sid Knox

Starring: Ramon Nomar, Danny Mountain, Logan Pierce, Markus Dupree, Carmen Caliente, Kissa Sins, Gina Valentina, Skylar Snow

Released on: 8/20/2019

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Reviewed by sexotics2006  on  2/26/2020
Title sound boring? If so, you've already figured this one out. Step no further. I just wasted 2 hours of my porn life watching this 4-scene, boring release. Every scene is exactly the same: a) 5 minute stretchy yoga exercise body showcase, no nudity b) run of the mill standard vaginal sex action c) unimpressive popshot. Technically, it is shot well. There isn't any amateurish or shaky camerawork. The girls are enthusiastic. It's just a cookie-cutter porn flick with very few visual highlights. If you're specifically into a yoga pants fetish, you may really like this collection, as all the girls fuck with their pants strung between their legs. But a disappointment otherwise.

SCENE 1: Gina Valentina (Rating: 6/10)
After a long backyard yoga segment that doesn’t feature any stripping, Gina goes indoors for some hetero action. After a spit-stringing blowjob, it’s standard vaginal sex in a variety of positions. Staying true to the name, she wears her yoga pants the whole time: [Screenshot]. The cumshot is a 100% non-existent internal orgasm and, though she tries to squeeze some out, could have been entirely faked. A totally forgettable opening scene. I feel like George Constanza when he said, “I think it moved.” That’s about all I got. Maybe not even.

SCENE HIGHLIGHT:
★ Nothing in particular.





SCENE 2: Carmen Caliente (Rating: 6.5/10)
Carmen spends 5 minutes twisting herself into a variety of contorted yoga positions to prove to us how bendy she is, none of which feature any exposed T&A. In my opinion, she looks better than she ever has before though, so that’s a plus: [Screenshot]. She goes indoors for some identical, forgettable fucking that you probably would have thought was great if this was the first porn flick you ever watched. Like Gina, she keeps her yoga pants on the whole time, strung between her legs while fucking: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot].

SCENE HIGHLIGHT:
★ Spooning Cumshot Up The Back of her Bare Legs: He pulls out of her and shoots long ropes of cum over her buttocks and across the insides of her thighs. No screenshot, but check this out…. Although the scene is fairly mainstream and boring, there’s no denying those incredibly shaped legs are her best feature, and you get to see the backs of these legs bare and doused to the knees: [Screenshot]





SCENE 3: Skylar Snow (Rating: 6/10)
An absolutely identical scene to Carmen’s: the same stretchy yoga beginning, uninspired vaginal action through a variety of positions, spitty blowjob, strung yoga pants while fucking… even the cumshot in the end is exactly the same: [Screenshot]. In short, just remove dirty-blonde Carmen from her scene and insert red-headed Skylar. I haven’t been this bothered by a sheer lack of creativity in a long time.

SCENE HIGHLIGHT:
★ Nothing in Particular: In fact, three scenes into this release already, I’ve actually surprised myself by realizing I’m genuinely annoyed.





SCENE 4: Kissa Sins (Rating: 7/10)
6 full minutes of stretchy yoga positions without a single stitch of clothing coming off: [Screenshot]. Then in walks Markus Dupree with his hard-on killing signature move of repeatedly stepping on her face while screwing her in doggy-style. There’s an extremely spit-dumping blowjob for fans of saliva-pumping cock sucking. In the end, she takes a facial cumshot and overly-dramatically tries to suck it up like a vacuum cleaner.

SCENE HIGHLIGHT:
★ A Few Different Sex Positions: Nothing dramatically different here, but at least they fuck in a few semi-unique positions instead of following the boring hum-drum of the rest of this release. Come to think of it, these are probably the top visual highlights of this entire flick. That’s important for you to realize if you’re thinking of picking this one up! Here you go… these two shots are the epitome of diversity for this release: [Screenshot] & [Screenshot]





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