XXX Platinum Blondes Review

This is the first title in what appears to be a new series. Hot blondes in porn, huh? Who'd of thunk? Seriously, the box cover looks great. Let's peek inside.

Technical

The video on this disc is kind of weird. Lots of purple fringing and other artifacts. I don't know if this was from the shoot or the transfer, but it needs to be addressed. Otherwise the technicals are good.

Director

Jewel De'Nyle

Extras

Behind The Scenes, Bonus Footage, Gallery, Trailers, Bio

Condom Use

No

Target Audience

Gonzo Fans

Scene Review

Scene 1 - Taylor Lynn

Taylor is a blonde without enough makeup wearing a feathery frou-frou bra kind of thingy that makes her look like a deranged ostrich. Wow! That might be the weirdest scene opening remark I've ever written. Anyway, she has got a good body and nice legs, and if her makeup/outfit were better, I think I could really get turned on by this girl. She masturbates a bit with a jelly toy, before she is joined by two guys. They start with a double BJ and quickly move on to a suck & fuck. Then it's several positions of DP and a little ATM. The cum shots to her face are adequate. Not a great opener. Whack Factor: 3

Scene 2 - Michelle

Ahh... Michelle B. She's one of my latest crazes. This girl is really stunning. What a face and what a body. She wears a bra set and teases for us beautifully. This tease culminates in her use of a jelly vib on her ass... outstanding! Then she briefly sucks on a guy, before shoving his cock up her bung. Yowzah. The scene continues with tons of sodomy, ATM and gapes. He cums in her ass, digs it out, and feeds it to her. This scene was as strong as the last one was weak. Whack Factor: 8

Scene 3 - Jamie Brooks

Jamie is a cute blonde with a wispy body. She dances in a thong, heels and jewelery by the pool. I don't know why, but I love the imagery... very sexy. Then we cut inside where Jamie doles out a viciously good BJ. The fucking here is pounding and pulsing, good stuff. And the anal/ATM is fast and furious. By the time this girl gets her face pounded, you are certain that she has worked off 15 pounds from the exercise. Woohoo! Nice scene. Whack Factor: 9

Scene 4 - Allysin Chaynes

I love Allysin Chaynes... I mean, I've had this thing for her for several years. And she just keeps on looking great. Here she is just stunning, in a bright red bra and panties. She teases and masturbates a little before reclining to get her twat licked. Then she dishes out one of those tasty BJs that made her so hot in the Coed titles. Her reverse cowgirl fucking is simply delectable, making me want to just join in on the action. There are a number of other vag positions and a little PTM, before he cums on her chest. Alas, no anal. Whack Factor: 9

Scene 5 - Vickie Vette & Taylor

The scene opens watching these two parade their cute little booty shorts adorned butts down the walkway. It's a nice tease. Vickie is one of the hottest properties to burst on the scene this year. Taylor has a nice long lean look to her and plays the counterpoint very well. The two of them kiss and lez out a bit, before we do a hard edit and end up in the bedroom with a guy. Vickie is at work sucking on him as Taylor licks her twat. Both girls take turns in a number of vag positions, and eventually he starts to plow Vickie's ass. Now, as usual, this is a thing of beauty. But the rest of the scene is a little on the muted side. Whack Factor: 6

In Conclusion

This is a reasonably good disc, but it is not a great disc. 3 of the scenes are strong enough to make up a great disc. But with the less impressive closer, and the opener which should never have been, it's difficult to recommend a buy on this disc. Rather, I'd say rent it and see what you think.

Overall Whack Factor: 7

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