Wild & Wacky Adventures of Chloe, The Review

Running Time: 111 min.

Production Date: 04 / 2002

Director: Fred J. Lincoln

Cast: Chloe, Dru Berrymore, Dynamite, Holly Hollywood, Brittney Skye, Sondra Hall, Pat Myne, Steve Hatcher, Alec Metro, Billy Glyde, Eric Masterson, and Marty Romano

Initial Expectations: Fred Lincoln’s movies rarely do much for me, but this one looks fun enough that I can’t help but look forward to it.

Initial Reaction: There’s a part of me that feels I shouldn’t like this one, but I can’t help but kinda like it anyway.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something a little fun with a variety of porn styles and fans of Dru Berrymore or Dynamite

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants nastier sex or a lot of laughs

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and nicely balanced, although there are a couple background noises and a couple minor parts that appear dubbed. The video is very clear right out to the edge of the screen and very nicely lit. It has a few very minor shadows, that feel natural, and a couple spots with a little overlighting.

Music: The music has a fun and cheesy feel to it that seems to fit the style of the feature very well. It’s frequently very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, but is also a bit on the loud side in some parts of the feature. Oddly, the volume change is sudden rather than gradual, and even changes between the two in the middle of a scene.

Menus: The menus are the basic VCA menus. The main menu doesn’t have any animation other than a TV showing part of the movie, while the chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of the scene and the leading lady in the scene.

The Feature: According to everybody around him, Eric Masterson is a loser. He doesn’t want any of the real women he meets, and prefers to jerk off while fantasizing about the women in the comic books he reads. The women he seems to meet aren’t honorable and noble like the comic book women he reads about, and never even bring him spaghetti. In a dream, however, he learns that he might be able to make one of his fantasy women, namely Chloe, real.

The extremely hot Dru Berrymore starts things off taking on Alec Metro on a couch. Alec does the gentlemanly thing and vigorously treats Dru’s pussy and ass with his tongue before she reciprocates with just as much energy and obvious enjoyment. He moves on to fuck Dru from behind, with Dru getting into it to the point that she even spanks him as he fucks her. Alec sucks her toes as he fucks her missionary style, and finally pops on her nicely natural chest. This is a winner of the scene right from the start. Dru and Alec have great chemistry together and both look to put 110% towards the scene.

After rescuing Billy Glide from some bad guys, Sondra Hall makes sure Billy’s all right all over. She kisses Billy’s nipples before letting him drop down to tongue her twat and ass, and then reciprocates with some nice knob gobbling with super sucking action. Billy fucks her from behind and missionary style before decorating her stomach. It’s a little slower scene than its predecessor, but still has some good chemistry and heat. I really like that Sonda’s outfit stayed on for the entire scene, as well as that she actually had a ponytail, which is all too infrequent in porn.

Brittney Skye, a cute blonde who reminds me a little of Jenna Jameson, pays a visit to Eric Masterson in the next scene. She plops her bald pussy onto Eric’s tongue so he can get her warmed up before sliding forward to suck his cock. Brittney takes her time giving Eric head before moving up to ride him cowgirl style, and then lays back for Eric to before spoon her. Brittney finishes things up happily taking Eric’s spooge spray across her face before telling Eric that his brother hired her for him. It’s a surprisingly slow scene, but has some good tenderness as well. It ends up as a pretty average scene.

Chloe teams up with Holly Hollywood in Eric’s next fantasy. The girls kiss each other and suck each other’s tits a little before Holly lies back in an inflatable chair to give Chloe some easy access to her undercarriage. Holly returns the favor with the help of a blue dildo before Chloe breaks out a double dildo that she puts between her mouth and Holly’s hoochie. Chloe gets her turn on the end of another dildo before they end things with a little kissing. This scene also seemed a little long to me, but Chloe and Holly seemed to work great off of each other. There’s great chemistry and some nice energy here, and it helps the scene rise a little above average. There’s quite a bit of the scene where the camera focuses on close-ups of the giver and receiver, but rarely seemed to go after any distance shots showing both of them at the same time. This started the scene off on a slightly rocky start for me, but by the end, it had nicely evened out.

Eric’s next fantasy takes him to a cartoonish grassy spot made up of green indoor - outdoor carpet, fake flowers, paper palm trees, and sky blue walls where he gets to play with Chloe. Chloe looks very girly here, with some nice white lingerie and flower barrettes in her hair. She gives Eric a great blowjob, complete with varying speeds and great eye contact, before going directly to riding him reverse cowgirl style. Chloe happily bounces on Eric’s boner in both cowgirls before laying back and letting Eric continue to fuck her pussy. Chloe finishes things with a wide-eyed facial, staring Eric down like if he comes in her eye she’s going to rip off his cock and fuck him with it. It’s a very good scene, with some very good chemistry as well as some nice energy. Most of all, it has a fun feel about it, which really makes it enjoyable.

Chloe shows a new superpower as she takes on door to door evangelists Steve Hatcher and Pat Myne in the penultimate scene. She orally measures their rods before letting Steve and Pat take turns dipping their wick while sucking the other. She also introduces them to a heavenly double penetration before Pat pops on her ass and Steve pops in her mouth. It’s a pretty good scene, and blends a little nastiness with an easy feeling scene.

Finally, Marty Romano hooks up with Dynamite in a cheesy strip club as Chloe watches. He tongues and plays with her pussy and as while she lays back on the runway for him before letting her swallow his cock and drown it in spit. Dynamite moves on to Marty fuck her bald pussy from behind before laying back for him to fuck her ass. Marty finally pops on her stomach and tits as Dynamite looks down and smiles at her job well done. It’s a hot scene with great chemistry and nice energy. It’s obvious that Dynamite is having a great time, and it helps the feature to finish with almost the same enjoyment as it started with.

The Wild & Wacky Adventures of Chloe is a pretty fun fuck flick. As usual with Patty Rhodes’ scripts, there’s not much to even think about thinking about, but it does have some decent spirit to it. Eric Masterson does a great job of holding it all together playing the lovesick geek. He has a realistic look to him, and combined with his acting talent, I’m really not sure why he isn’t used more. Most of the sex, however, saves the feature from mediocrity. Dru Berrymore’s opening scene is easily the best in the feature, with Dynamite following closely behind. Both scenes have great energy and show the ladies having what looks like the time of their lives. I’ve rarely seen this kind of enjoyment in Fred Lincoln’s movies, and it was so great here that I actually went back to the box to check and see if he really did this movie. Chloe also does a very good job, and looks as good as I think she ever has. The Wild & Wacky Adventures of Chloe isn’t anything too wild, or wacky for that matter, but is a nice bit of fun.

Extras: Bios are included for Chloe, Dru Berrymore, and Holly Hollywood. Each bio includes a few photos, a little personal information, and a link to the star’s scene. Trailers are included for Dangerous Games, Hayseed, and Unreal. There’s also internet and contact information, and a photo gallery that lasts about two and a quarter minutes with about seven seconds per nice looking full screen photo.

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), spanking, toe-ing, lesbian, toys, group, anal, and DP

Raincoat Factor: Medium high

Overall: Currently, most of VCA’s DVDs can be found online for between $17 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. This is a pretty fair price for what you get here. There’s a good variety to the sex, and the plot is kinda fun. The extras are pretty average, but the transfer is very well done.

Note to VCA: It’s great to see you supporting the day and date releases, but I think people would be willing to wait an extra week or two to get a few decent extras.

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