Who's Your Momma? Review
Mayhem
Studio: Mayhem
Category: MILF
Directed by: Barrett Blade
Starring: Billy Glide, Lisa Ann, Davia Ardell, Dani Sexton, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Kris Knight, Joe Friday, Veronica Rayne, Cheyenne Hunter, Diana Doll
Released on: 7/5/2006
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Reviewed by picman on 10/25/2006
Who's Your Momma MILFs are the new hot thing and Mayhem is joining the party with this video. I don't know if anyone other than Cheyanne is actually someone I'd consider a MILF, but I'm not going to complain too hard about Lisa Ann or Sue Diamond in any sex scenes. Davia Ardell continues her porn comeback. Diane Sexton and Veronica are new to me. Barrett Blade is directing. I haven't seen any of his behind the camera work before either. Let's see if he can live up to his boxcover promises. |
 Davia
Ardell is leafing through a magazine as her daughter's boyfriend,
Kris Knight comes calling. She decides to grill him about their sex life,
or lack of it in this case, and finds out he's being respectful and allowing
her to save herself. Davia decides some training is in order and unzips
her denim dress to unleash her well honed, built for porn body. Little Davia
gets into his lap and scarfs some hard dick. Some titty fucking for the
store boughts, then a little pussy eating. Davia provides a little coaching/cheerleading
and her wet snatch is ready for forged steel. She's a little tight as her
body tenses and she grits her teeth as they assume a see saw position. P2M,
then Davia's in his lap for CG. Some spanking seems to turn her on and her
joy juice is coating his cock. She spins around for RC and jills herself
as he digs deep. Davia takes another nice taste of her juices, then climbs
back on in RC while fielding a request for some ass. He pounds her pussy,
making Davia amenable to his anal request plants his hard pole in her dirty
place. RCA with a reach around as Davia impales herself on his cock. A2M
leading to spoon anal. She whacks away at her pussy and seems to cum from
the double stimulation. Her body shows a lot of tension and she's begging
for hot cum. Davia assumes the position on the floorand takes a small open
mouth facial, which she savors. She gives the good housekeeping seal of
approval to the boyfriend.Kind of a weak setup as they rushed into the sex and didn't do any training. Davia is still a hot assed spinner, so the scene went by in a breeze. |
 Veronica
Rayne is a receptionist with Jenner and Joe Friday applying for
jobs. They're trying to portray a couple of slacker teens and doing a miserable
job of it. Friday decides she's a MILF and Jenner goes to sweet talk her.
Veronica decides to do the interview herself and sits between them on the
couch. Joe and Jenner tell her they'll do anything for the job and Veronica
tells them to produce some dick. She does a tandem bj as clothing gets removed.
Veronica's got a hot, natural body and an open throat. She works the cocks
over nicely until Jenner finall raises one of her legs and plunders her
pussy in a side entry. P2M, then CG on Friday. Veronica keeps her mouth
busy and her ass moving all over, showing a real appreciation for the fucking.
Cut to doggy with Jenner. Deep throat on Friday. He asks for ass and Veronica
just sits it right down in RCA. Jenner sets up next to them and Veronica
gives his cock the same treatment. She's running her own anal train as she
slides back to Friday and takes a hard pounding. A2M and back to Jenner.
Veronica's empty pussy is an open invitation for Friday, so he joins in
for RCDP. They move to the CG variation and the guys slam away at Veronica's
hot holes. Friday turns her over for missionary vag and works up his load
for her hot mouth. Jenner joins in and pumps away over her face. Veronica
ends up porn pretty with a mouthful of cum.Veronica is really hot here and could have used some better male talent to make this scene really rock. |
 Mr.
Pete finds his girlfriend's panty drawer and gets a good whiff of one of
her frilly pair. Lisa Ann walks in and catches him, questioning
his freakish nature. She directs him to her own pair under her blue sweatsuit
and they're quickly making out on her daughter's bed. Pete sniffs away at
Momma's hot holes and licks her tasty looking pussy. Lisa's sweater pillows
get bared and he fingerpops her fuckhole. She wants cock and fishes it out
for oral pleasure. Pete buries his face in her ass again and drives his
spike in doggy. He goes back to fingering her, then pounds away at her upraised
rear. P2M and some face fucking. Pete titty fucks her big globes, then goes
back to plundering her pussy in doggy. They move to spoon and share some
sweet kisses. Lisa rocks her gorgeous ass back at him, then rolls into RC.
More P2M, then CG. Lisa starts out by getting a good squeeze on Pete, then
presents herself as a fuck target, getting her ass quaked. Her ass looks
amazing as they trade leads. It gets super hot when she rides for her own
pleasure. Lisa turns around for RC, then Pete lays her back and spreads
her to get at the g-spot. He has her writhing around, then cock slams the
wet hole. A slight turn to side entry with Lisa egging him on harder, then
another slight turn for prone doggy. Pete humps away and sucks her toes,
then back to side entry. Lisa's all sexy sneer and hot pussy squeezing on
the the piston. They somehow morph into doggy, then standing with a leg
raised to shoulders. Lots of heavy breathing and little kisses as they steam
to a finish. Lisa sinks to the floor and Pete squeezes out ... dust. Almost
nothing. Lisa rubs her face with his cock and asks: "Who's your momma?"This scene differentiated itself by providing tons of chemistry to go along with some great sexual energy. Mr. Pete needs to cut back on his work schedule because this isn't the first time I've seen him shoot blanks. Most guys would have produced a cup of cum on Lisa Ann's sexy face. |
 Brunette
Cheyenne Hunter and blonde Dani Sexton
are having a girl's night out in what looks like a hotel room. They're enjoying
cocktails when Dani suggests they hire a stripper. Cheyenne takes a little
convincing but makes the call. If I had any doubts about where this was
going, Cheyenne gives her address as 6969 Anus Ave. The wait passes quickly
and Billy Glide is soon banging at their door. He tells them he's an escort,
not a stripper, and the girls quickly agree to go on with it. He gets buck
naked and Dani stuffs his cock in her mouth while Cheyenne sucks some pussy.
Billy sits between them so they can party on his penis. Dani sits on his
face while Cheyenne tries to fit his fat hog in her mouth. She gets some
face time of her own while Dani polishes some knob. Cheyenne's really getting
off on his tongue as Dani does a wonderful job of hardening his member,
then sits on her masterwork in CG. She takes a rambuncious ride and gives
her pussy a good, quick workout, then P2M and back on the pony. Another
P2M, Dani seeming to really enjoy her taste, then a remount to RC. Another
thorough P2M for the seemingly insatiable Dani, Cheyenne just moaning in
the background from her tongue swabbing. More RC, P2OGM for Cheyenne, who's
become interested in riding the baloney pony. She rides CG, the fat cock
stretching her tight cunt, Dani rimming her ass. She strokes Billy's balls
as he stuffs Cheyenne, then P2OGM for Dani. Cheyenne asks for anal and sticks
her head in Dani's lap as Billy sodomizes her in doggy. You can hear the
muffled sounds of Cheyenne being killed by the invading log. Slutty Dani
looks totally turned on by all this. Billy sits and Cheyenne mounts in RCA.
Dani massages and licks her bolt ons. Billy can only take so much of this
tight ass and sends the women to the floor. He pops on both their tongues
with some post pop play between the ladies.These realistic MILFs were inspired. They got after Billy's cock with energy and apparent enjoyment. I'm not a fan of their plastic chests but they made me suspend my misgivings. |
 Pretty
Slovakian blonde, Sue Diamond, now going by the name of
Donna Doll, leads Mick Blue into her apartment to the accompaniment of some
blues music. She's got her new chest encased in a pink crocheted top, and
sits with Mick, answering his questions about the absence of her husband.
Sue resists Mick's initial advances, but changes her tune when he questions
the authenticity of her tits. One blind feel and it's all over. Sue is pulling
off her top and spreading the treats under her denim skirt. Mick gives her
sweet little pussy a tongue bath, and the now horny adultress fishes for
cock to reciprocate the pleasure. Sue does a nice job of nasty cocksucking,
then wraps her nether lips around the truncheon in RC. She really gets a
fire going right away as she spears herself repeatedly. Her body looks amazing
as she uses Mick like a human trampoline. He puts Sue on her back, sucking
pussy and rimming ass. He sticks the hot fuckhole in mish and makes the
hot slut sweat. P2M skullfuck, although an untrusting Sue keeps her hand
on the shaft. Mick spoons her, and with some jilling, Sue cums. A little
ass spanking has Sue on the edge of orgasm again, then a cut to a bj that's
supposed to be P2M. Sue climbs the cock in CG and pounds the peg with great
energy. She spreads her cheeks and lets Mick have at it. He picks her up
for an aerial fuck, then drops Sue to the floor to hose her with his ball
juice. PCH for the rightfully happe Euro.Sue didn't get cheated in her scene as she used Mick's stiffy every which way. She's not my idea of what a MILF should be, but it's hard to argue with the results. |
| Epilogue While for the most part I wouldn't term the women in this video MILFs, they all are at least late 20's or more, which, in porn years, makes them dinosaurs. In the end, it comes down to whether they put on a good show or not. I thought they did a nice job with some good energy and made a decent stab at setups. The Lisa Ann scene stood out for me because of her chemistry with Mr. Pete and the overall aggressive sexuality of Lisa. I whiffed on her previous incarnation in porn, but I'll try to catch up now. The one demerit would be Pete's non-existent pop shot. Veronica Rayne rocked, and unfortunately provided the only 100% natural body to this video. Dani Sexton rode dick like a wild woman, and her partner Cheyenne did a very difficult anal (for her). Davia Ardell's scene seemed straight out of Naughty America and was fairly average. Sue Diamond looked great and had a nice time with Mick's dick. A very respectable video overall. |
| The Disk A BTS, pop shots, photo gallery and trailers. |
Recommendation This would make for a good rental. |
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