It's somewhat
ironic that porn company Zero Tolerance should choose that moniker when
the term is already associated with the campaign to clean up New York,
no-nonsense policing policies and the campaign on my side of the pond
against domestic violence…I can imagine the PC brigade there would have
a field day about this little movie, in which the youthful female stars
call the men "daddy". Is it the end of civilization as we know it, or
maybe just a tongue-in-cheek way to pass off another all-sex movie?
Elizabeth Del Mar
The other feature of this flick is that the interviewer (be it camera
guy Mike Quasar or director Greg Alves) hits the girls as they arrive
for their scenes with a bunch of ironic questions about tattoos, crack
and living in trailers. Well, none of that can apply to fresh, healthy
young California girl Elizabeth who is soon seen all made-up and looking
pretty as she sucks "daddy's" cock, "daddy" being Mark Wood. Elizabeth
plays along with this shtick, laying it on heavy as Wood jabs his cock
into her throat. "Gargle on daddy's cock," he mutters.
I like Elizabeth, she has a good attitude and it's a simple pleasure to
watch her lightly tanned body in action, especially her bum, but the generic
sex feels even more staged because of the laboured "daddy" references.
This act runs out of steam fast for me. Elizabeth does take it in the
ass, for what it's worth, but this is all terribly put-on. She takes a
come facial to finish, with Mark dimly ploughing on with the "daddy" routine.
Katsumi
This is a little bit more like it. Exceptionally cute French/Vietnamese
doll Katsumi has a funny chat with our interviewing guy and we can be
assured that she has no disfiguring marks, tattoos, boob jobs or any of
that crap - she's 100% fresh and natural. The same cannot be said of the
shaven headed, bearded duo of Dough and Davis, who really look like they
are in the wrong movie. Anyway, off with her dainty pink undies and into
the sex. Mark eats her and she's swiftly moved to a position where she's
being fucked with her head over the edge of the bed and a cock lodged
in her throat. Her ability to cope with the strong stuff is in marked
contrast to her fragile beauty. She's so slim and sweet and has flawless
skin.
And yet here she is, easily swallowing down the tools of these grizzled
veterans. This may not be a very original concept for a scene, and indeed
we'll see the formula being milked twice more in this very movie, but
it is good, strong, sweaty and physical stuff all the way: plenty of deep
oral, lots of fucking and bags of anal sex too. Naughty ass-to-mouth and
a delightful position for doggy anal - she looks so sexy! Double penetration
too - it's just amazing how open and into it she is. She even moves herself
during the DP. All this heated action ends with facial come shots, of
course, and generally the "daddy" act is left to an afterthought, though
Mark seems greatly entertained by the way she says "daddy" in her French
accent. Note to Brandon Iron: Katsumi would be ideal for the next Ten
Little Piggies - check out those sweet little tootsies!
Dani and Layla
The livewire pairing of redhead Dani and skinny brunette Layla are hit
by more sardonic questions about boob jobs in Tijuana as they arrive on
the set. Our dear interviewer then tells them they have to call the guy
(Ben English) "daddy" because, and I quote, "That's what the creepy, perverted,
home viewer wants you to do!" Let's just take that as more satirical humour,
shall we? We're laughing with our viewers, not at them.
Right?
Okay, so you may not care about these details, you may be more interested
to know that Dani and Layla pile on the bed with Ben and set about the
poor chap with some vigour. Basically, the girls get out his dick and
then take turns using it, as Ben attempts to keep their boundless energy
in check. Everyone's in a pile on the bed, going after it with plenty
of enthusiasm and if it is only the usual porno sex then at least they
make the most of it, and the screen is filled with young ladies' parts
at most times, so that can't be bad. Dani looks particularly foxy, I think,
with her lovely long hair swishing around.
Roxie
There's a certain sense of tragedy, I suppose, in seeing this pretty little
English girl (dark hair, petite body, a tattoo on her back, a ring through
one nipple), having travelled all the way to LA from London, being paired
off with a gentleman called Anthony Hardwood, who looks like a reject
from the Estonian hammer throwing squad. His staring eyes combine with
an unhealthy enthusiasm for the "daddy" routine to create an unsettling
mood, as he jabs his cock into the willing Roxie's mouth.
I suppose that if you judged a scene by the amount of noise created or
the energy expended then you'd say this was hot stuff, but I am not so
sure. It's a sweaty (mainly Anthony, I am afraid…) run-through of the
usual positions, but perspiration wins over inspiration and other than
Roxie's neat little bum, I find little to enthuse about.
Jasmine Lynn
Look, I like Jasmine but she's up there with the Long girls and Ashley
Blue in terms of ubiquity - rough stuff, anal, interracial, teen theme,
it matters not, here she is again. The Dough/Davis tag team recreate the
earlier scene with dirty blonde Jasmine. Starting with deep oral, I find
the moves have a certain sense of déjà vu about them as Jasmine has her
head over the edge of the mattress and a cock in her throat. This time,
though, it's straight to the A. Jasmine produces impressive sword swallowing
feats as the demanding guys push her hard through more anal, deep throat,
ass to mouth and gaping bottom shots galore. There's plenty of double
penetration of course, and if we've seen this all before then at least
Jasmine is due some bonus points for enthusiasm, effort and a game attitude
to some pretty strong sex. Lots of come on her tongue and face.
Taylor Lynn
When blonde Taylor arrives for the shoot, our interviewer tells her that
when they started Zero Tolerance they planned to only shoot girls with
no tattoos. Then they realised there aren't any. So she'll do. I'd say
so. Taylor has a nice, naturally curvy figure and firm boobs, plus a sunny
disposition to go with it. She takes on Mark Davis, who has Alex Sanders
to assist him in supplying Taylor with another similar selection of sex
acts. They top and tail her over the bed; Mark gives her a lengthy session
of cowgirl before they move to fill her ass. Alex fucks her rear; she
hops off and blows him, then rides and grinds quite nicely on Mark's dick.
They begin double penetration but Taylor wants to take two cocks in her
mouth at once. DP resumed, the action cracks along in similar vein. The
most remarkable thing about this scene is the look in Taylor's eyes as
she takes Mark's load on her tongue. She actually looks like she really
wants it! This is solid, energetic fare but once more perspiration wins
over inspiration.
Overall
Even in these litigious times for porn producers, would anyone find the
cheeky premise for Whose Your Daddy? 2 shocking? I suppose they might,
but really, the "daddy" gimmick is done in a lighthearted way for most
of the time and there's little attempt to make any serious play around
it. It's just a bit of a giggle, albeit one that I can scarcely believe
is worthy of spinning out for one whole movie, never mind a second instalment.
So, the problems for me are a) I don't find the concept interesting and
b) it seems too flimsy to sustain a whole series. Even if we can laugh
off the comments about the "creepy home viewers" or whatever as porn director's
"gallows humour", it still seems Zero Tolerance are either dressing up
a movie with a theme that they don't really care about or are actually,
at best, sniggering up their sleeves at the audience. Just remember to
laugh along with them.
Obviously the problem of product differentiation in such a crowded market
is an issue but using tacky humour to grab attention only lasts as long
as it takes for the viewer to realise there is really very little out
of the ordinary in Who's Your Daddy? 2. It's easy to bolt on a mock-outrageous
theme to some formulaic porn scenes. Genuine creativity, excitement, and
passion may be harder to achieve but these are the kind of qualities that
set the best porn apart. There are plenty of people shooting the same
sort of sex with the same sort of girls and while this movie is perhaps
better shot and produced than some, I would really be clutching at straws
to make a serious case for it. Katsumi is worth seeing by any standards,
but in the end the rest is just more of the usual porn valley smut.
DVD Comments
The movie might not set the world alight but Zero Tolerance do at least
give you some value for money with good picture quality (24p camera, perhaps?),
unblemished sound and a full set of extras. The best of these is a slightly
truncated sex scene with the gorgeous little poppet Kinzie Kenner in action
with Mark Davis. This actually has a touch more heat about it than some
of the featured scenes. Anyway, there's also a behind the scenes that
reveals that Roxie had some problems with "women's things" during her
scene, thoughtfully edited out. A striptease short features the girls,
striptease, music, soft-focus. That kind of thing. Add photo gallery and
the handy come-shot recap and that's all, folks.
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