Whorientals 1 (Metro) Review

Synopsis
It ocurred to me as I scanned the list of titles available to review, that I seem to be reviewing alot of Asian themed movies lately. I decided to avoid that knee-jerk reaction with my next choice... that is until my eye caught Mike Adam's Whorientals. Produced in 2004 by Toxxxic, the disc stars Lucy Lee, Charmane Starr, Loni and Lyla Lei (the guys are credited as "many more!" LOL!). With a cast like that, I had to view this one! I continue to hold that Charmane Starr is not only one of the most eye-wateringly beautiful women in porn, but that she actually has grown in recent years to be more of an energetic and passionate sexual performer than she is given credit for. Lucy Lee is another one who has grown on me. Dunno why, but she didn't spin my wheels early on. However, she is great eye-candy with her long, lean legs and firm, taut stomach - and she has been burning up the sheets with her aggressive-submissive style. While a little disappointed at her decision to enhance her smaller but beautiful breats, I suppose the move could - combined with her fine sexing - cement a solid future in the industry for her. Add Loni, another scorchingly adorable Filipina with amazing natural breasts and a zeal for physical fucking and this promised to be a decent movie! Could they screw it up?

Scene 1
Opening scene is Loni. Wow, is all I can ever think of when I see her. She has an angelic face with a mischevious smile that hints at her naughtier side and luscious, full, heavy breasts that have not met a surgeons knife and probably will never need to (don't dare think of decreasing them!). Whats more: she sincerely and genuinely seems to love to fuck! Matching up with Mark (The ole Man) Davis, she exhibits some fairly decent cocksucking skills, almost swallowing him whole as she gives a good saliva covered BJ! Davis picks up the petite thing (is petite the right word for someone with 34c breasts?) into a standing 69. When they begin with the actual penetration, I was quite pleased to see that it was in reverse cowgirl. Definitely a fave position of mine - especially when the girl has such incredible breasts. With fake boobs, this position just doesn't do much for me...no jiggle to ogle! They also go standing in this position briefly, doggy and end in mish with her legs high above her head before M.D. uncorks a healthy sized load all over her eager and laughing face. What i really enjoyed about ths see was the authentic-seeming excitement in Loni. None of those obviously faked howls or arkward-timed grunts when the male is actually withdrawing, but she does get loud and get into it!

Scene 2
Charmane's interview informs us that she has decided to go with a single moniker. She is dropping the "Starr" from her name. She doesn't actually explain why and it doesn't seem to have really taken hold, as I continue to see her credited with a surname. Doesn't really matter though, she is known well-enough to usually be referred to by just Charmane anyway. As I said earlier, some of her work use to seem uninspired to a good portion of the viewing audience. However, very rarely has anyone ever denied that she is a beautiful woman. ( I have seen the lame and inane term "too pretty for porn" used before). In this scene with Lee Stone, she shows what she has become capable of. Jeers to Mr. Adam for not allowing the audience to see what kind of real damage those luscious, shimmering red lips could do to a cock! What could've been an arousing blowjob scene is relegated to a sixty-second, rather officious tease of a blow job. Note to directors everywhere: why is decent, fully attended-to fellatio becoming such a rarity in your movies? If you haven't noticed by the popularity of BJ-themed discs, people actually like this shit! Charmane and Lee give an energetic scene (God, what a physique she has!) To those who question her comittment, this scene does show a zealous and turned-on Charmane. Lee administers some cunnilingus and she just about jumps out of her skin! Her excited gyrations continue through missionary and a standing cowgirl that really accentuates the tininess and firmness of Charmane's butt in Stone's large hands. Again we have a starlet who is made for RCG and it is a treat to watch her bounce! My other complaint about this scene is how great it would've been to see Ms. Starr's beautiful visage covered in cum...something that she still rarely seems to do. However, Stone's ejaculate is not quite copious and dribbles mostly onto her awaiting tongue...to bad...

Scene 3
Lucy Lee's interview is a little annoying. For some reason, the interviewer (Adam, I'm guessing) chooses to conduct the entire exchange using a silly, distracting and offensively bad Asian accent. I couldn't wait to see her shed those clothes to reveal that lithe, limber sexy frame of hers! Lucy is teamed with Alex Saunders, who seems challenged by Adam's remarks about his size. He tears into her well, trying to prove that even a guy "with a small cock like an Asian man" can satisfy a sex-kitten like Lee. The BJ here is a bit more extended and Lucy shows some real fine skills, swallowing him easily while sexily looking at the camera. She even extends her tongue to lick the underside of his balsac while throating him - simply wonderful! Adam is a man who understands that petite, natural-breasted girls look great in Reverse Cowgirl, as it is used extensively here for the third time. Lucy is another loud and physical screw-bunny, and she howls and squeals her way through a scene that definitely seems amped by Adam's challenge to Saunders. Maybe he knew what he was doing with that statement (although the accent remains stupid), as Alex delivers well here and Lucy loves every moment of it. When she whines "oh fuck meeeee!" it is a plea that can hardly be ignored. After swallowing his member whole again for awhile, Lee ends the scene with a jerk-off. Apparently, Saunders is having some issue getting off, as he has to take matters into his own hands. However, being the trooper she is, Lucy aids him admirably by sucking voraciously on his balls without missing a beat. Funny, but after watching Lucy scorch this scene up, I doubt I'd have the same problem.

Scene 4
Mr. Adams would have done well to change the scene order on this disc. I realize that with chapter menus and all, this may not be a big deal to some, but I still like to watch a movie chronologically. This DVD suffers then in that Lyla Lei's scene is perhaps the least impressive of the lot. Its no insult to Lyla - she is attractive enough with her golden-toned skin and pert real boobies. However, she is probably the least accomplished of this impressive group of stalwarts and up 'n cummers. She mentions in her interview that she has only been "at it" for three months and her inexperience shows. She may have a future (by now I guess that should be moot - as this movie is a year old), but here she seems a little mechanical. The again-routie BJ is nothing spectacular and it is she who appears eager to end it quickly, and her vocalizations during the actual sex seem rather rehearsed and repetitive. Again, she looks good, but could definitely use some more screen-time and perhaps a little more sincerity in her enjoyment of the actual act.

Summary
All in all, a highly serviceable DVD. Not extremely noteworthy for anything besides some well-lensed scenes with attractive women and accomplished sexual performers. I'd say that Loni's energy, fervor, vocal hijinks and heaving breasts steals the show from Lucy Lee (the box-covergirl) and Charmane (the most well-known and prettiest of the girls), but that is hardly an insult to either of these two who turn in arousing scenes themselves