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White Wife Black Cock 7 Review

Smash Pictures

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Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  4/15/2006

White Wife Black Cock #7

Desperate Chocoholics

Director: Bishop
Studio: Smash
Running: 120 min est.
Genre: Parody - IR
Release: September 2005
Hard to believe that Smash is up to #7 in this series. The women are always fresh and on multiple occasions we get a 1st time IR in this series. Personally I think a new Director would go a long way to improving the quality of this series, but my guess is some of you like it exactly the way it is. It’s only my opinion, but if you like what I write, you need to trust me on this one.

Scene Breakdowns:

Misty Mae

This girl reminds me of Tianna Lynn and Kayla Marie all wrapped into one. Beautiful eyes, luscious lips and a pretty smile. You can’t lose on that combination. This was my 1st time seeing Misty in action and I have to say she outperformed, out sexed and hands down out talk any other teen in the biz. Misty is the perfect mix of reality and nasty.

I didn’t expect much from this girl, so it’s no wonder that I was overwhelmed with performance she put on in this scene. This girl delivered and I mean like Chinese take out at 2 in the morning.

Haley Scott

After a much better than anticipated start, we move on to Haley Scott. This was another 1st timer for me. She’s another cute girl, but chances are she won’t be making a living off of box covers.

Like Misty, it was obvious this girl was going to put in a hard days work. She started out riding and it was more than apparent that it wasn’t her 1st time in the saddle.

Truth be told I was happy with this scene, then it took an unexpected, but welcome anal turn. The action was hot heated and left me depleted, but the camera work was amateur here at best. I’m sure people put their hearts into this scene, but the biggest difference between the top shelf directors and the rest of the crowd is their ability to shoot. This cat lacked the gift and it showed in this scene.

Katie Ray

Katie is a super cutie with all kinds of bootie. She also appears to be a down ass girl. Her chest won’t win any awards, but her smile is enough for you to forget about the lack of mammaries.

This one was shot Bangbus stle. Nat and Katie were in the back of a moving vehicle attempting to bang out some heat. Some one also felt the need to have a camera safe area image and blinking tally lamp on screen to add a voyeuristic feel to the scene. This trick might have worked, but like the last scene the camera work was so janky that it killed the mood here.

Ultimately this scene was just overproduced. Smash obviously wanted to make a statement in this scene, but I’m here to tell you that the best statement you can make is shooting a solid scene. Also, as a grimy azz nyucka who has fucked his share of minivan moms, I can tell you that the floor in those things are hard and uncomfortable. You are guaranteed to be in pain after about 5 minutes of hard fuckin. Carpet or not it’s like fucking on a slab of steel. Road nuts are only for rough riding freaks.

Daryn Darby

Daryn was the number one reason I copped this joint. Pretty smile, Phat full titties and a ridiculous rump. Ms Darby also represents for the freaks. She has a 69 tattoo around her belly button, but my guess is your eyes get booby trapped with all that chest. If I could build a white women, Daryn would be it. She thick like a brick, but can work that jelly like a part time job.

Daryn is another 1st timer for me and it’s obvious that she was exactly what the cat in this scene wanted. Daryn had a little jiggle to her but trust me, it was all good. She didn’t give up that phat rump, but based on the moaning that this cat was doing he wouldn’t have lasted in it anyway.

Myah Monroe

Myah is yet another 1st timer for me and she is a certified freak. She has a girlish figure, but a desperate housewife size appetite. There was something unbelievable about her, but it was more real than the two dollar bill. I would have loved to hear her drop the N Word, but I know it scares some people in movies that are so racially charged. It would have been good though. I could just see this cat spraying her back while she said “Yeah Nigga!”

The pussy was driving me crazy, and she had to go turn around and offer up that ass. I’m going on record by saying this girl gave K Wells a run for my freak dollar. She obviously loved a big black one in her ass. I can’t tell you how good this scene was. This was on deepthroat legacy. The way this girl gave it up you would have sworn that her clitoris was in her ass.

Charlotte Stokely

After hearing that her daughter got dug out gansta style, Charlotte decided it was time to get double dipped by some hot chocolate. This cat had to be the luckiest dude on set that day. He got a fuck of a lifetime up in Myah’s ass. Somebody called cut, he took a lunch break and now he gets to go doggy style on all that ass that Charlotte drags around on a daily basis.

I’d really like to see Charlotte with a tan and darker hair, but she still looks good. She has more ass than the average sistah and knows how to swing it. The previous scene was hard to top, but this was still a solid romp.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

You can view this title two ways, with the story and just the sex. It’s my opinion that the story drops the value of this joint. Not only is the story weak and poorly acted, but not necessary. As a black man I can tell you that in a series like this. I need to know that woman is married, see the husband leave and that’s it. I don’t need gay genies in bottles and special effects.

In Hollywood the story and acting is the most important part of the movie. In the valley, ONLY THE SEX MATTERS! Overall I have to give the sex an “A”. At the same time I’d give the story and acting a “D”

That said this was an incredible title and it’s got major replay potential. Without the story, the only concerns would have been the camera in a few key shots, and the fact that these beauties were short on tan.

Excellent title and 100% classic if you can overlook the story aspect.

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