White Chicks Gettin' Black Balled 8 Review

Reviewed by Peter North Is My Hero  on  7/10/2005

I've been an avid devotee of Peter North's long running "North Pole" and "Deep Throat This" lines. As I see it, he went on to produce and star in two of the finest series currently available in their categories: "First Offense" (Young Cuties) and Peter North's P.O.V.
Perhaps it was inevitable that Northstar Associates would try and bring the same amazing production values to the fiendish popularity that surrounds interracial porn. WCGBB #8 back cover boasts two ladies who are nothing short of stunning (Jewel and Lain Oi) along with three other cuties who don't look bad at all.

But it's not the ladies who screw things up:

****GOLDIE COXXX****

As highly fuckable as she may be, Goldie's features don't particullarly stand out among the myriad of skinny blonde cuties that infest interracial flicks. Yes, she does have a perfect, little, white-girl ass that her two black Johns, Weed and Billy Banks, marvel over.

Neither Weed nor Billy's equipment would fall into the monster-dick category; no fucking way. I was always under the impression that interracial porn's appeal lied in the visuals of caucasian chicks being "challenged" by taking on impossibly collosal-sized cocks (ala, Jack Napier, Mandingo, Lexington Steele, Mr. Bigg). The two black studs in this seen aren in no way needle-dicks, but they are definitely no larger than the average white hack either.

Being the sexy, petite, little-thing that she is, Goldie does look nice sandwiched inbetween two black guys considerably larger than herself. Her rump can't possibly be for real. Director Craven Moorehead has the merit to exploit this by providing some beautiful shots of that impossible ass being mounted from behind; it gets better when her butt hops around on the guys' laps.

Weed palms the top of Goldie's head in a rough fasion that she doesn't seem to care for as he oozes a decent deposit on her lips and chin. Billy puts a little nut on her cheek. The closeup provided for her facial made me wonder why a decent oral POV angle of this girl's sweet face never happened.

This is the best scene on WCGBB #8

****HOLLY WELLIN****

This scene is just plain dull. Holly is no natural beauty, and the guy she fucks here is no phallic freak of nature. Ok facial.

****KACEY****

Kacey is very cute in a Aspen Stevens-esque sort of way (though no where near as hot). She's also paired with the only guy on this disc with a legitimate piece of mammoth meat; he's still no sideshow though. The other guy in this scene is another mediocrity. The sex is also merely O.K., despite the energy Kacey puts out. As with the end of the first scene, here the girl's face is just amazing in the final closeup; so why no oral P.O.V.? After she swallows a decent sperm sample, the other guy (who looks more Middle-Eastern or Hispanic than Black) doesn't even cum before Kacey's white boyfriend barges in. It's a sorry stab at Jake Steed-like humor, but it's just falls flat lame.

Sheesh, Kacey looks good on her knees with those natural beauties hanging.

****JEWEL****

This woman is just plain sleek. Her face is unbelievable and the director knows this. FINALLY, this sex film provides an aptly filmed POV oral. Jewel's fiercely fuckable face reminds me quite a bit of Shyla Styles. She's not the world class cocksucker that Styles was, but boy do those green eyes look good staring up from a blowjob. She has a skinny-little butt that looks neat while she's fucking Billy Banks on top with her back to the camera.

The dribble of cum on her chin is weak.

****LAIN OI****

Like Jewel, this lady could easily double for another pornstar: Brooke. It's not just the facial feautres either: she has that same ultra-rare, highly sought-after body type as Brooke: Big natural breasts, long legs on a skinny body, perfect, little butt.

Despite the quality of this girl, what the fuck happened to this Chapter. All sorts of time is spent on this black guy (who's big, but no monster) slobbing on Lain Oi's crotch. BUT THERE'S NO DICKSUCKING. WTF? It's straight to doggystyle without that black dick ever going past this hot chick's big lips. I also can't figure out why the lighting seems a sub-Northstar Associates-standard.

I have nothing good to say about the actual fuck session.

This guy drips just a little sperm in her mouth; and yes, she looks great on her knees, her cleavage apparent, mouth wide open. Then she very briefly sucks the black dick clean. WTF? Then why no cock- slobbing scene to begin with? She must have just had her tongue pierced that day.....there's no other explanation.

LONG STORY SHORT: Girls look amazing and are up to NSA standards; Sex and Cinematography are way below NSA standards; The guys doing the "Black Balling" aren't current or future dick-superstars.