Where The Girls Sweat... A Lot Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  3/23/2007

Starring: Bunny Luv with Monique, Chrissy Sparks with Jade, Goldie with Ann Marie, Sunshine with Ember, Jassie with Luna, Tommi Rose with Cherie

Pros: Jade!!!, Bunny Luvs beautiful Boobies!!!, Monique’s pretty face (she actually looks like she could be Kelly Ripa’s younger sister), Anne Marie’s enthusiasm and expressive mouth, Goldie’s English accent, attractive cast , good chemistry (Goldie and Ann Marie’s scene is my current favorite), double dong for double the fun

Cons: Where’s the sweat?, volume inconsistency (sometimes the introductions need to be turned up pretty loud), no extras, I don’t care much for strap-ons (women, you don’t have cocks and that is one of the things I like about you)

Extras: This DVD doesn’t even have an interactive menu! But, the feature itself is filled with over two hours of hot naked chicks together, so I don’t really mind the lack of extras.

Why I have it: I was really looking forward to hair wet with sweat and lovely female forms glistening with sweat. I wanted those outward signs of sexual ecstasy. I didn’t get it. I am disappointed by that, especially given that I bought the porn based on the title and I don’t think the product was worthy of the title. However, I did end up getting some girl on girl porn. Actually, good enough to prevent me from giving the producers the review bitchslap they deserve for arguably false advertising.

Overall: This is a pretty safe one girl on one girl purchase (unless, of course you were looking for sweat). The girls’ looks range for attractive too damn hot (Jade is one of the hottest stars I have seen. She has that perfect Asian-American look)! Though the girls’ often express themselves differently, they all seem happy to be there. All of the match-ups display good chemistry (Disclosure: My chemistry credentials have not been approved by any college or university). The sex is fairly intimate (at least as intimate as 20 minutes or so can be), there is build-up but thankfully the girls never build up to an intensity that felt highly contrived. There is some nice kissing and fondling. Attention is paid to the pussies with tongues and dildos. A few scenes have girls with strap-ons. I can tolerate and even enjoy it when inserted in the pussy, but I really don’t care much for one woman sucking on it while the other say’s “Suck my Cock”. The best use of dildos was the double dong dildo. I especially liked when the girls were on all fours with their asses banging against each other. I wish it were a staple of all scenes. Some girls appeal to me more and some scenes do appeal to me more, but I can easily imagine that down the road I may find an even greater appreciation of the others.

Bottom line: I’m still looking for the sweat, but I certainly like looking at the flesh more closely to see it.

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