Where The Boys Aren't 7 Review
Vivid
Studio: Vivid
Category: Lesbian
Directed by: Ernest Greene
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Christy Canyon, Julia Ann, Janine Lindemulder, Marc Wallice, Jenna Jameson
Released on: 4/24/2000
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Reviewed by fu_q on 1/4/2015
**Note – This review is based upon the VHS version of the film. As such, the bonuses haven’t been given a rating here, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and the later releases.**
Review:
Only some serious lesbian lovin' can mend the fences when their chance at a recording contract tempts and tears at the sexy singer/pianist duo of Dyanna Lauren and Asia Carrera. Such is the case in "Where the Boys Aren't 7", an overall-good, all-girl affair from the mid-90s that features some of the heaviest hitters of its day. Indeed, with the likes of Christy Canyon (now a successful radio host), Jenna Jameson (porn's biggest mega-star), and Janine and Julia Ann (formerly the "Blondage" dance duo) on board with Ms. Lauren and Ms. Carrera, it's almost certain that the fingers and tongues will fly and the beauty will be on full display. This is certainly the case here, with the only real drawback of the film being the short length of its scenes.
In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together the stunning blonde songstress, Dyanna Lauren, and her beautiful keyboardist, Asia Carrera, for some post-show lesbian lust. Both ladies are looking fine, and they take care of one another orally and with a small vibrator. In closing out this short segment, Ms. Lauren also takes a charcoal-gray butt-plug that Asia works into her.
In Scene Two, it's a young Jenna Jameson offering up her delectable goods to the tall, blonde, girl-girl star of the day, Janine, in a room made up to look like a stylized restroom. This lovely pair of ladies is certainly into one another in the fingers and tongues romp that follows, and it's a treat--albeit a short but sweet one--to watch these two bodacious beauties go at it.
Scene Three finds Dyanna Lauren making her way to Christy Canyon's office at her record company to discuss a deal. Christy's assistant, Julia Ann, is there, and the two ladies seem quite intent on getting Dyanna--but not her piano-playing partner, Asia--onto their label. Unwilling to fuck over her friend...yet willing to fuck these two big-boobed babes...Dyanna offers up a trade of sorts, cutting herself out of her pink miniskirt and revealing her assets. A deal is struck, and an all-girl threeway ensues. This one is hot, with the lusty lasses giving one another a serious tongue lashing (...of the dirty variety...) and Christy nailing Julia with a black strap-on. While still relatively short in length, this sequence is strong.
In Scene Four, Janine--the owner of a lesbian lounge--and her ex-girlfriend, Asia Carrera, decide to give it a go back at Janine's place for old time's sake. This one has very light, S & M overtones but is primarily standard (though enthusiastic) oral / digital girl-on-girl action, with a vibrating pad thrown in for good measure. There's just enough of everything here to generate a good deal of heat. Nice!
Scene Five lassos up all six of the feature's frisky females, Janine, Jenna, Dyanna, Christy, Asia, and Julia Ann, for a good ole-fashioned all-girl orgy. This is certainly quite the classic collection of all-star beauty, and their passion for pussy is both palpable and pure. A showcase of grade-A girls...all of whom could fairly be called "legends" at this point...getting it on is never a bad thing, and this carnal carpet-muncher is by far the standout of the film. Of particular note is the six-girl circle sucking and the shift to assorted dildos, vibrators, and plugs toward the latter part of the sequence...with an anal by Janine. Indeed, nary a pussy goes unprobed nor a muff undived in this erotic endeavor, and the festivities finish off with a bit of post-coital play and recap. Hot stuff!
Bonus-wise, there's a BTS that plays at the end of the tape. For the time, it was cool.
In all, this is a good, all-girl release featuring a stellar cast. The final orgy sequence is certainly the best of the bunch, and the only real negative is that the scenes leading up to it are often too short. For fans of these lusty ladies and also all-girl action, this one is likely worth a quick look.
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Review:
Only some serious lesbian lovin' can mend the fences when their chance at a recording contract tempts and tears at the sexy singer/pianist duo of Dyanna Lauren and Asia Carrera. Such is the case in "Where the Boys Aren't 7", an overall-good, all-girl affair from the mid-90s that features some of the heaviest hitters of its day. Indeed, with the likes of Christy Canyon (now a successful radio host), Jenna Jameson (porn's biggest mega-star), and Janine and Julia Ann (formerly the "Blondage" dance duo) on board with Ms. Lauren and Ms. Carrera, it's almost certain that the fingers and tongues will fly and the beauty will be on full display. This is certainly the case here, with the only real drawback of the film being the short length of its scenes.
In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together the stunning blonde songstress, Dyanna Lauren, and her beautiful keyboardist, Asia Carrera, for some post-show lesbian lust. Both ladies are looking fine, and they take care of one another orally and with a small vibrator. In closing out this short segment, Ms. Lauren also takes a charcoal-gray butt-plug that Asia works into her.
In Scene Two, it's a young Jenna Jameson offering up her delectable goods to the tall, blonde, girl-girl star of the day, Janine, in a room made up to look like a stylized restroom. This lovely pair of ladies is certainly into one another in the fingers and tongues romp that follows, and it's a treat--albeit a short but sweet one--to watch these two bodacious beauties go at it.
Scene Three finds Dyanna Lauren making her way to Christy Canyon's office at her record company to discuss a deal. Christy's assistant, Julia Ann, is there, and the two ladies seem quite intent on getting Dyanna--but not her piano-playing partner, Asia--onto their label. Unwilling to fuck over her friend...yet willing to fuck these two big-boobed babes...Dyanna offers up a trade of sorts, cutting herself out of her pink miniskirt and revealing her assets. A deal is struck, and an all-girl threeway ensues. This one is hot, with the lusty lasses giving one another a serious tongue lashing (...of the dirty variety...) and Christy nailing Julia with a black strap-on. While still relatively short in length, this sequence is strong.
In Scene Four, Janine--the owner of a lesbian lounge--and her ex-girlfriend, Asia Carrera, decide to give it a go back at Janine's place for old time's sake. This one has very light, S & M overtones but is primarily standard (though enthusiastic) oral / digital girl-on-girl action, with a vibrating pad thrown in for good measure. There's just enough of everything here to generate a good deal of heat. Nice!
Scene Five lassos up all six of the feature's frisky females, Janine, Jenna, Dyanna, Christy, Asia, and Julia Ann, for a good ole-fashioned all-girl orgy. This is certainly quite the classic collection of all-star beauty, and their passion for pussy is both palpable and pure. A showcase of grade-A girls...all of whom could fairly be called "legends" at this point...getting it on is never a bad thing, and this carnal carpet-muncher is by far the standout of the film. Of particular note is the six-girl circle sucking and the shift to assorted dildos, vibrators, and plugs toward the latter part of the sequence...with an anal by Janine. Indeed, nary a pussy goes unprobed nor a muff undived in this erotic endeavor, and the festivities finish off with a bit of post-coital play and recap. Hot stuff!
Bonus-wise, there's a BTS that plays at the end of the tape. For the time, it was cool.
In all, this is a good, all-girl release featuring a stellar cast. The final orgy sequence is certainly the best of the bunch, and the only real negative is that the scenes leading up to it are often too short. For fans of these lusty ladies and also all-girl action, this one is likely worth a quick look.
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