Where The Boys Aren't 14 Review

Yes! I do! Watching girls having sex turns me on!
Can't help it!

"But what makes it so exciting?"

These were the questions from someone who claims he
had never seen a lesbian movie before. He said he
disliked the idea of women having sex with women.
I knew that one DVD could change his mind, so I showed
him Jenna's latest girl/girl feature. I was right!
After he saw it (at his own place) he called me and
his only words were: Jesus that's hot!

Hot! That's the one word that completely describes
this new Jenna Jameson movie. Hot! Scorching! Flaming!
Where the boy's aren't 14 is more than just a lesbian
film. Not only is it a film with s'worlds cream de la
cream of porn but the sex is also truly amazing.
CHI CHI the director did an excellent job. His product
has everything a porno needs. He didn't use any special
tricks, not many different camera angles and most
important of all: he was always on top of the sex-
action. That really makes this movie so different from
other films. That, plus the fact that his ladies had
great fun doing "it" with each other.

The famous chemistry we have to mis in so many films!

You see their REAL excitement. This was not just doing
a sex-scene for these ladies, this was PURE PLEASURE.

The story: A video-camera pans around a lesbian bar
and films women having sex. So not very deep going
but does that bother me? Absolutely not! What we see
is first grade sex and that's what porn is all about!
Their tongues, fingers and soft lips explore every
opening . . . yes every opening! The girls have sex
in multiple variations and there are a few toys too
but you will hardly pay attention to them as the
bodies of these girls ask for all of your attention.

As a critic I am very positive about the film.
I have tremendously enjoyed the sex and Jenna was
not the only one who knocked me of my feet. I had
never before seen Dasha. Wow! What a woman!
Her scene with Jenna blew me away! As I watched
the DVD for the first time I didn't know of the
scorching scene that followed. I felt my heart
bouncing in the back of my throat! What Jenna,
Taylor, Briana and Raylene showed...MAGIC!!!

My God! Words can not describe what I felt! Sorry!
Spetz is speechless! There it was again, their faces
expressing excitement and pleasure during the sex.

Though I have nothing but fine words for the cast,
the director, the editor and the rest of the crew,
unfortunately there is one thing I have to remark:

I am very unsatisfied with the technical quality of
the transfer from tape to DVD. The picture is far
from clear and my DVD (that of others as well) showed
numerous mistakes (digital spots). Some scenes looked
as if they had coloured them in or tried to enhance
the images with digital editing tools. As a result
of that the picture shows (much) grain and you should
not watch the movie with your zoom-function of your
player as instead of a nice and clean picture you
will see a chessboard of colours. The sound is very
good: extremely good for a porno and the stereo
effect is beautiful. However, there are a few mistakes
here too. Fading stereo in a few scenes: only for two
or three seconds long but nevertheless a mistake made
during transfer? and / or the process of editing?

We checked the DVD and concluded that my DVD was not
a "bad burn".

The only real thing I disliked in this feature was
this single annoying artistic trick of CHI CHI with
a stroboscope light. This strobe effect would have
been really nice but it should have been less bright,
less intense and less frequent as it really blinded
my eyes. (I already watched it nine! times at night)
This DVD is truly a drug. The sex makes you an addict.

Final conclusion:

The film gets an "A"! JENNA AN "A+" FOR HER AWESOME
PERFORMANCE, the rest of the girls also an "A", the
director an "A" and the editor a "B+".

The DVD from a technical standpoint however and only
because of the bad transfer (Vivids main problem since
years!) a "C-".

The interactive menu (lay-out) is one of the best I
have seen and the DVD offers you many interesting
extra features. A lot more than any other Vivid DVD
sofar. Want multiple angle? Good . . .just select it
or watch the movie without: It's all up to you!

Previews? Hell yes! 90 minutes of COMPLETE sex-scenes
and two of these are with JENNA!!!

Finally a new Jenna movie Spetzy has almost nothing
to complain about. The hot sex, the beautiful cast,
in fact everything is thumbs up! Now Vivid should
start to do something about their transfer problems.

This is nothing new. Many other people (reviewers)
made their own remarks about it also but till this
date nothing has changed. Come on Vivid! Do something
about this and everything is perfect!

Please continue with more of these great movies.
This DVD blew me away and left me breathless.

This DVD should be in everyone's collection. Not just
in the collection of the fans of Jenna, Briana, Dasha,
Taylor, Raylene, Cheyenne and Chelsea's! In everyone's!

Spetz speechless . . . that's a major achievement!