Where Is Rico? 2 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/17/2006

Once again as they did with WHERE’S RICO 1 Titan has once again supplemented their traditional menu of prime beef with a chicken dish in WHERE’S RICO 2 another re-release from Man’s Art. Supporting the view that sequels are never as good as the originals, I must say I preferred the original recipe to this careless follow-up.
All the action is encapsulated for us at the beginning so there are no surprises in the scenes themselves. Why the fuck do they do this?
As the film opens we find a twink wearing coveralls and a reversed baseball cap cleaning a toilet. A blond twink enters, unhooks the straps of the coveralls revealing a pert ass which he proceeds to lick. The young toilet cleaner turns around offering his cock and the blond sucks on that for some time before the toilet twink sits on the toilet to have a go at sucking the blond’s peewee. Eventually we join the fucking—already in progress. (Why the fuck do they do that?) The toilet twink is fucking the blond. It’s about as exciting as one of those TV commercials we’ve seen a thousand times.

We are then wafted off to a party scene where a cute guy called Tommy (or Tony, it’s hard to tell with their accents) is going to show off his toys. Tommy (or Tony) climbs up onto the table as a bag of anal beads, butt plugs, and dildos are emptied onto the table. A very large dildo is soon discovered in Tommy’s ass being pumped in and out by one of the party guests. After Tommy has been opened enough to admit a gerbil, the twink fucks Tommy. Again we find them already at it rather than see them begin. Elsewhere others are sucking cocks and/or fucking. However as the director has opted primarily for close-ups we just see anonymous cocks going into anonymous asses. (This always reminds me of watching some sort of health film.) Who cares about seeing just any cock in any ass? If Brad Pitt were fucking Tom Cruise wouldn’t you want to know that? Would you want to find out two minutes later what you were seeing and who was doing what to whom? It’s only when a sweet skinny blond twink gets up on the table to sit on the prick of a longhaired twink that we see some good fucking. The little blond rides that dick as though he were riding a bull in a rodeo. What a little slut this cutie is! His vigorous bouncing soon has the sweat pouring off him and the cum shooting out of him. Then as his longhaired fucker goes for a hand-pumping climax, the little blond squeezes his former fucker’s balls causing him to cum so hard the pumper hits himself in the face. The blond then smears the spooge all over the spent one’s chest.

In a Jacuzzi the action is already in progress. A blowjob is underway. (This director needs to take more effort and set up his scenes.) The one getting the blowjob is a bronzed round-faced twink who resembles one of the Campbell soup kids; the one giving the blowjob is slender and pale. The fellator gets up an sits on the other’s cock. Even though it slips out, he keeps bouncing as though he’s still being fucked. We cut abruptly to a doggy-fuck already in progress. Standing, Mr. Campbell gives the other a hand. He then does himself.

A very pretty twink with long raven locks leads a friend though the house where another guy is in the shower. The guy being led joins the one in the shower. Both can be seen only though frosted glass. Another twink who had been in the sauna comes along and lures the original guy from the shower leaving the one brought there by the raven to wander off to the sauna where Rico, the least attractive member of the cast, awaits. (Indeed he’s somewhat gooney.) This twink joining Rico is seen to have multiple tongue piercings, a navel piercing, a guiche, and pierced testicles. He sucks Rico’s cock and is very adept at it. He asks Rico to fuck him. We see Rico’s cock heading towards the inviting ass and then—as is the usual case here—find them fucking away. The camera position doesn’t let see that they really are fucking until we move in for one of the close-ups. Neither cum.

We cut to the others from the shower. Where—you guessed it—a blowjob is already going on. Rico and the guiche guy arrive and take the pool chair next to them. They continue their fuck in the missionary position. The guys in the other chair switch from sucker to suckee. Rico then apparently fucks the guy doggy but we have no proof of that. The raven-haired twink now seen naked, erect, and wearing a cock ring appears behind Rico and pretends to fuck him while Rico is still pretending to fuck the guy he brought with him from the sauna. The guys in the other chair are fucking. At one point—with no warning whatsoever—we find the partners switched. Rico is fucking the fucker from the other chair and the one Rico was fucking (maybe) is now administering a fake fuck to the guy who was the fucker in the other chair. Is all this confusing? If so, I’ve conveyed the slap-dash jumbled inept mess the film has descended into.

When all is said and done WHERE'S RICO 2 is not truly a feast of chicken, but a tossed salad.