What Went Wrong Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  7/12/2010

Expectations: Wicked sometimes puts out great porn and other times they put out tripe. More and more lately they have been surprising me with the quality of their porn and the stories are picking up enough that while none of these girls will ever receive and Oscar the stories really do help move the story forward instead of being a pain. I think they are usually better at being funny than they are at being dramatic but we’ll see. As far as sex goes this is Wicket, not Platinum X. I don’t expect these any anal or gagging or rough sex. If there is nothing else that is great about Wicked its’ the fact that it’s the kind of porn you can leave where your wife can find it and hopefully once she finds it she stops looking for the real porn.

What’s Hot: I actually enjoyed the story, what little bit of story they bothered trying to tell actually does improve the sex. They keep it nice and short too so you don’t start questioning their acting skills. The girls are all sexy as hell giving you very little complain about there. The sets are nice and varied instead of using the same couch and the same angle which honestly happens so often that I think some of the couches deserve a name in the credits since they put in as much work or more than most of the studs. The same can be said for the outfits, some of the ladies don’t even start out in genuine stripper wear.

This is that level of porn that tends to be girlfriend safe too and that’s always a nice thing. I’d actually say that this goes a little farther than just girlfriend safe, this might make for good couples porn. It’s definitely funny.
Bonus scenes are always very very hot. They should really do this more often and perhaps use

What’s Not: What can I say, I like my porn hardcore. I like gagging girls and drool. I like anal and girls who can talk so dirty it begins to peel the paint from the walls. I like threesomes and gang bangs and all the things that the queens of porn have made me crave. There really isn’t anything that even begins to approach extreme here but I know for some people that’s a good thing. Another downer is condoms. I know condoms make it safer and so forth. I still can’t stand them.

I know that porn valley lends itself to a certain kind of woman but five scenes and four blonds is too much for me. At least get a second brunette for cryin out loud. And lets be honest there are enough Asian, Latina and Black chicks on the scene that you don’t have to go dumpster diving to get a little variety. At least the girls wear different outfits that often survive a good portion of the scene.

Heading Out: This is couples porn and there is nothing wrong with that. If you’re looking for something that you can sit down with the wife and watch without her completely freaking out this is what you want to watch. The story holds together just well enough to add to the enjoyment of each scene instead of annoy you into wishing you were closer to the fast forward button. It was a bit vanilla for my tastes but it’s still a good film. It is pretty much exactly what it looks like though.