What Are You Swallowing? Review

Studio: GGG
Director: John Thompson
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 1:18:08

Extras: Trailers (00:09:44)

Starring:
Lilli (Cover Girl)
Annette
Marion
Anna

Themes: European, Gang Bang, Facials.

German With Subtitles.

This is one of the recent releases of GGG in NTSC (as opposed to PAL) format, playable and available in the US. Previously these films were only available in Europe, but a firm called Black Widow is importing these movies from Germany and releasing them in the US. They are now available now in American smut shops (I bought several in Ohio where they are widely carried). List price is $39.99 euros (about $50) for these films online through www.bukkakeshop.com, so they are also relatively pricey. They may be available cheaper elsewhere.

"GGG" stands for "German Goo Girls" and that is exactly what this series delivers. In GGG films girls are subjected to a monsoon of sperm from every possible angle. Usually, the girl(s) ends up looking like a giant glazed donut by the scene's end.

This film is very characteristic of the GGG label. The girls are not exactly insanely attractive by US porno standards. There are no Keri Sables or Teagans in this film, but at least to this reviewer, that is a welcome change of pace. There is also no anal in this film. Many GGG movies do not feature anal, but some do.

The production values of the DVD are not to be compared to a company like Red Light District or Evil Angel. The picture is slightly grainy, and one can tell that Thompson operates on a relatively low budget. There are very few sets, sex is filmed in warehouses, or in the case of one scene in this film, a men's bathroom. GGG films are also comparatively short. This release is a full hour shorter than your average American gonzo flick. There are also no extras except for ten minutes of trailers.

These films are an acquired taste; it takes a certain kind of pervert to enjoy them. Either you like really filthy, mature German sluts screwing like animals and getting glazed like Krispy Kremes in a dirty basement by guys in masks, or you don't. This is no feature porn. If you like GGG, you will like this film. It is an average representative of John Thompson's output.

Scene 1: Lilli and 9 random German guys

Lilli is an... older woman, I would guess around age 30. She has large, pendulous breasts, lots of stretch marks, and a flabby belly. I personally don't mind any of her assets, but some more discriminating viewers may not find her all that attractive.

She masturbates for a while. Two guys wander in. Regular oral (no gagging) and some vaginal, mainly in doggie. Open-mouth cumshot (1). More vaginal sex in reverse cowgirl position. Jerked facials (8) while she is being fucked. Lilli is covered in sperm.

Scene 2: Marion + Annette and 3 guys

Marion is an... even older woman. She may be pushing 40? I dunno. She still looks pretty good to me though, because I am horny and non-discriminating. Your mileage may very. She looks like my high-school German teacher.

Short masturbation segment. She starts sucking some really hairy guy. No gagging. Standing vaginal. Jerked facial. Now she is being banged on a table while Annette (slutty looking, enthusiastic fake blonde) watches. Guy beats off for a vaginal creampie. Then a facial and another creampie. Annette sucks up all the cum and snowballs it around in her mouth. Opens up Marion's pussy to gaping level and spits all the spunk in her wide-open hole for a super-messy creampie. Very erotic and filthy. My personal highlight of the film!! Annette then uses a large black dildo to push all the sperm deep in Marion's box. She sucks it out again then spits it out through a tube over Marion's huge titties.

Scene 3: Anna and 7 Guys, possibly all named Hans

Anna is the most attractive woman to me in the movie. She is significantly younger than our last two German Goo Girls and she has a huge natural rack.

She dances around to generic German techno music and then starts fingering herself. Guys show up, kneeling oral (no gagging). Reverse cowgirl vaginal, then doggie style. Kneels on the floor and several guys dump loads on her face bukkake style. Seven loads to the face and she likes it. Another highlight of the movie.

Scene 4: Lilli and 5 guys in a bathroom

This is the cover girl and the same one from the first scene. She is in a European-style bathroom stall masturbating. She is sporting some seriously low-hanging beef curtains, if you catch my drift. Five guys wander in, eat her out, bang her on the toilet, and unload on her face. No big deal. Although I loved the fact it was filmed in a men's room for an extra-filthy atmosphere, the scene seemed too short. I was left wanting more after our beautiful cover girl was facially covered.

Overall, this was a solidly average GGG release. There was no anal, and no gagging bj's or other rough treatment, so some raincoaters may not enjoy it enough. The title is also misleading, as there is little (if any) swallowing in the movie. There are a lot of facials, and a couple of vaginal creampies, though. If you like dirty Euro porn with lots of cumshots to the face, it is hard to go wrong with GGG. There are better and more hardcore titles available from GGG, but this one is pretty wankable stuff.