Wet 'N Frosty Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  8/18/2002

Wet 'N Frosty
Directed by Zak(k) Wylde
Elegant Angel DVD
Released Spring 2002

Cast : Samantha Sterling, Ryan Meadows, Katie Morgan, Phoenix Ray, Calli Cox, Daisy Chain, Belladonna, Pat Myne, Johny Slovak, Tyler Wood, Cheyne Collins

This is the latest in a line of "Wet & Wylde Weekends" Zak Wylde has made for various companies over the years. They tend to be essentially imitation Shane’s World, where a group of performers head to some location to party, have sex, and rock climb, raft or otherwise engage in some physical activity. This time, the destination is a condo at the Big Bear ski area east of Los Angeles, a place Shane visited at least twice (SW 8 & 12, as I recall). These movies can often work well, because jaded professionals are allowed to fuck whomever they choose, in situations in which they feel comfortable.

Is Zak Wylde the same person as Alex Ladd? I don’t know, but the cast refers to him as “Alex” at several points, and Belladonna and Johny Slovak worked for Ladd in Europe a few months earlier. After some hectic footage of the drive into the mountains, the movie opens with most of the cast in the sauna. Tyler is fingering Samantha Sterling, and the others depart to let them get busy. Daisy Chain and Phoenix Ray stop long enough to let Wylde briefly film them using the toilet outside the sauna. Nothing graphic is shown, so no one is likely to be offended, but if you are a sick fuck like I am, the tease is enough to be a turn on. My copy of the DVD switches back to the main menu just as Wylde returns to Samantha and Tyler in the sauna. I had to specially select to start the new chapter that includes the main portion of the ensuing good energy fuck. After several positions, he jerks off onto her slightly enhanced chest.

Featured covergirl Katie Morgan is cute, but seems immature and bitchy, and that’s before she introduces us to her little yap dog. She is also shown smoking, which might appeal to those with a fetish for that act. Note also that Katie’s tit tattoo is airbrushed out of her cover photo (underneath, the women are, from the left, Ryan, Katie, Phoenix, Samantha, Calli, Daisy,a nd Belladonna). Ryan Meadows has a much more wholesome, healthy appearance, and hopefully will keep her small breasts just as they are. She looks good even without makeup as she sits naked in the hot tub. Her Little Person boyfriend, professional skateboarder Little Romeo, isn’t on this trip, but she has a nice scene with him in Shane’s World 30. The camera pans from Ryan in the tub to Daisy Chain, emptying her bladder again in another non-graphic moment (the last toilet bit in the movie). Belladonna sits nearby, having just gotten a facial. A makeup facial that is, with skin conditioner that one of the guys also tries. There’s similar goofiness between all of the following scenes, as is the norm in this type of movie.

In one of the bedrooms, scummy Pat Myne finds Ryan fooling around with Samantha. This has Ryan warmed up, so Samantha moves to a corner to watch and play with herself, as Myne lubes up his cock and begins a long intercourse session with Ryan. They go through various positions, including some anal, and Myne sometimes chokes her in a consentual way. Daisy also has a camera, and her footage of this scene is edited in with Wylde’s. The movie lists camera work and stills as being credited to “just about everyone,” and this continues in following scenes, as Daisy and others take time out from their own pleasure to film the events. This gives the entire movie a feeling of realism, especially combined with the spontaneity of the couplings. Katie and Phoenix, looking pretty good out of makeup, wander in to watch the end of the action, as Myne pulls out to cum on Ryan’s asshole, before continuing to fuck that orifice.

Some semi-naked crazyness involving a pocket rocket fresh from the package is followed by the licking of salt (for tequila shots) off of female breasts. Everyone is too drunk for sex, so the movie picks up again the next morning, as a group grope develops in the living room. Phoenix pairs off with Myne, Calli Cox (Shane’s World 29 & 30, she’s now spokeswoman for the SW line) takes on Tyler, and Ryan has a go at Samantha. The results are fun, with energetic turns from everyone. Note that Phoenix always has her male partners use condoms, but her part in this and the following scene have the only rubber usage in the movie. This was my first encounter with Phoenix, who is very pretty and has lovely natural breasts. I usually don’t like women that pale, but I’ll be watching for more of her scenes after enjoying how passionate she can be. She’s also truly fond of women, and is part of a decent all-girl 3-way in Shane’s recent comeback movie Girls (sic) Nite Out vol. 1. Calli, meanwhile, always delivers highly physical performances, and seems to cum at one point, which leads Zak to yell, “Faker!” She’s not amused, and even if she didn’t orgasm, the action to that point has left her panting heavily, so she was feeling something. Daisy is again helping to film the proceedings, and Ryan goes after her. We are then treated to the very, very rare POV cunnilingus shot. Daisy is so aroused that she passes the camera to someone else, in order to get naked and be fully involved with Ryan. Myne eventually pulls out to cum on Phoenix’s chest, and Tyler jerks his load into Calli’s mouth.

Soon after, another group scene erupts. Katie is involved this time, her rapport with Myne here and again in Wylde’s later movie Just Say No suggests that this weekend isn’t the only time they’ve partied together (what the heck, I guess Pat and Shelby are divorced, after all). Samantha gets fucked by Tyler, Ryan by Johny, and Phoenix by Cheyne Collins (no Chenin Blanc in sight, are they still a couple?). Katie stands out in this scene for the wrong reason. Chronological ages aside, she’s still a kid while the others are full women who have grown into their sexuality. So while Samantha, Ryan and Phoenix give off some quietly intense heat, Katie must resort to exaggerated moaning and shouts of “fuck me harder!” The screen for my copy of the DVD goes black for roughly 30 seconds late in this scene, before the picture resumes, with the time clock running all the while. Perhaps Myne’s cumshot occurs during this blackout, it certainly doesn’t happen after it. As for the rest, Ryan takes a load in her mouth, Phoenix receives a big one on her belly, and Samantha gets a small deposit on her breasts.

The following footage of bad snowboarding is thankfully brief. Belladonna then finally joins the action, teaming with Katie to take on Johny in one of the bedrooms. Johny and Bella go down on Katie, before the latter fellates Johny (fans of barely legals will love this moment). Katie then takes a vigorous ride in both cowgirl positions, with Bella sucking pussy to mouth. Samantha is watching in the hall, and pretends to be a guy fucking Katie’s puppy, as Bella sits on Katie’s face and Johny sinks the pink in mish. Speaking of doggy sex, Johny next slides his cock up Bella’s ass in that position, which evolves into hard, fast reverse cowgirl anal in the tried and true Belladonna tradition. He pulls out just in time to launch his jizz onto her pussy.

Finally, noted rug muncher Daisy has her turn, getting frisky with Samantha on the kitchen counter. There’s lots of foot and tit sucking, with chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and cherries as condiments. Gymnastics fans will enjoy the segment in which Daisy has a mouthful of Samantha’s foot, while using her own to toe-fuck and clit-stroke her partner. I’m not much for lez scenes, but those who enjoy girl on girl might find this one rather exotic.

The DVD of Wet ‘N Frosty has acceptable picture and sound quality, given the limitations of what is essentially glorified home movies. In other words, this isn’t the occasion to be picky, but if you are a fanatic when it comes to picture and sound, you may want to pass on this movie. The DVD extras have nothing to do with the feature, they are the same package that Elegant Angel put on all their DVDs in the late spring of 2002. Thus, there are some photos from the 2002 CES show in Las Vegas, and a few hard and soft stills of Daisy Chain in a rare boy-girl moment with Mark Davis from Sodomania 37, along with typically unwatchable Twisted Pics. None of the stills alluded to in the opening credits are shown, though I imagine there were some good drunken images. The Tribute to Buttwoman is ok the first time you see it, and I’m pleased to report that the 5 trailers are each well over 10 seconds long, unlike on earlier Elegant Angel efforts.

By this point, you may well be shaking your head, if this sort of pseudo-documentary is new to you. Here’s the essential question to ask yourself. Does watching a group of fairly cute girls play drunken stip Twister sound like good fun, or does it seem like a waste of valuable fucking time? Wet ‘N Frosty has plenty of sex, none of it extreme, but isn’t what I’d recommend for when you need a quickie with yourself. Instead, it works best as a change of pace, as a bit of levity away from more formulaic American pornos. Fans of the latter day Shane’s Worlds, the ones without Shane, will probably enjoy this just as much as those, and I think many women will find it more to their taste than much of the ass-blasting gonzo that is so common these days. I hope Wylde continues to make movies like Wet ‘N Frosty, I enjoyed it considerably more than his conventional follow-ups Just Say No and Spin the Bottle.

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