Wet Hot Summer 5 Review

Reviewed by hard-to-impress  on  8/19/2019

Not a great way to end the summer. If oilly-sex is your most arousing fetish, you might find this a good flick. Otherwise, the action is strangely boring except for Keisha Grey sporting a savagely gorgeous summer body. No memorable popshots.

Multiple screen shots for all scenes can be found by scrolling down on the page at THIS LINK.

SCENE 1 - Bailey Brooke & Alyssa Cole Threesome

WHAT’S HOT:
• Oilly Body fans: An entire scene of oil glistening, booty-shaking bodies.
• Daisy Chain fans: A nicely shot participation-style POV with Alyssa Cole moaning into Bailey Brooke’s muff while getting fucked.
• Small Ass fans: You get a great highlight segment of Alyssa Cole’s perfect handful-sized buttocks thrusting and flexing in a cowgirl fuck position.

WHAT’S NOT:
• Two beautiful bodies with perfect summer complexions fuck pasty-white-mayonnaise-guy.

• Girls in a 69-position, cums deep in Brooke’s pussy, a trickle leaks out on Cole’s mouth. Forgettable.

OTHER NOTES: Not a heck of a lot of character to this scene; it’s nothing you haven’t seen before. The screenshot I included is hotter than the actual video scene. Rating: 6/10

SCENE 2 - Alexa Grace Outdoor Backyard Bang

WHAT’S HOT:
• Oilly Body fans: An entire scene of oil glistening hetero action.
• Blowjob fans: Some particularly nice deep-throat mouth fucking.
• Petite Body fans: Alexa Grace has a very small frame which is further highlighted by very tiny natural tits and a smooth shaved snatch. She’s got a great faux-teen look here.

WHAT’S NOT:
• Nothing in particular.

• He gets three small shots directly into her mouth but it’s again forgettable.

OTHER NOTES: Her oral skills are great—the actual fucking is, for some reason, weak. Rating: 6/10

SCENE 3 - Keisha Grey Fucks in Kiddie-Pool

WHAT’S HOT:
• Oilly Body fans: This is your movie highlight. With her dark bronze complexion and glaring, creamy tit and pussy tanlines, the oil accentuates her curves lusciously. You could not have asked for a better shaped body to bring to a glistening sheen for an entire scene.
• Cowgirl fans: The absolute hottest forward-cowgirl fuck I’ve seen all summer. Her hourglass body is PERFECT in this position.

WHAT’S NOT:
• Killer fuck scene ruined by a weak popshot.

• She gives him a flat-face profile ready to catch every blast, but he weakly sputters on her cheek. What a letdown!

OTHER NOTES: The visuals she provides with her incredible body in cowgirl is worth bumping this rating up a notch. Rating: 7/10

SCENE 4 - Jade Kush On The Patio

WHAT’S HOT:
• Oilly Body fans: An entire scene of oil glistening hetero action.
• Masturbation fans: You get a nice segment of her doing herself with a glass dildo.

WHAT’S NOT:
• Long periods of silence and no soundtrack make for an empty scene, audio-wise. Very boring! More enthusiasm would have filled this with sex noise.

• She crouches in front of him for hard blasts to the face and down the front of her. Best cumshot in the movie, but she gags and has body language that screams fake-enthusiasm.

OTHER NOTES: Wouldn’t have been entirely forgettable if she handled the cumshot with genuine, wild enthusiasm. Rating: 6/10