Wet Food Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  6/18/2007

Greetings fellow porn fans and allow me to porntificate on this latest release from Jonni Darkko. HOLY SHIT!! That about somes this one up in two words. Just some amazing cock sucking in every scene and just read a few of the names you'll get to appreciate here. Hillary Scott, Lela Star, Georgia Peach, Sasha Grey with Lexi Love, Sativa Rose... I mean that is a who's who of knob polishers working today and Jonni's brought them all together to do one glorious thing and that's swallow lots of schlong and digest a healthy amount of cum. Now how we get there is also a very nice journey to watch and let's hit a few highlights.

Hillary Scott:

We open up with the multi award winning performer who has been glamorized for this scene. The hair's is dolled up for us and of course Hillary's working the charms right away as the camera finds her. Jonni takes up a good position right under Miss Scott as she works those titties out and you see just a slight lick of her fingers on the lips which is a sexy treat. We dissolve then to Hillary on her knees working several cocks in and there isn't a better sword swallower today than this woman, hence her title of Best Oralist at the recent XRCO awards. Jonni does a good job keeping the focus right where you'd want it to be, on Hillary working those dicks. Of course she's a bit more aggressive too but for a change the makeups relatively intact by the time the loads start filling her mouth. She lets them drop into a small silver bowl below and you can guess that she swallows it plus there's some good facial dousing too from more cocks and finally a few extra stragglers get to leave their DNA with Miss Scott. A great opener to this one.

Lela Star:

Here we have a young woman who just might be the most drop dead gorgeous porn star working today just when you look on the surface. The face of an angel but the heart of a slut!! We start with one of those Holy Shit type shots looking up at her angelic face and she quickly belies that taking her tits out and letting you breath in their beauty and I mean those are some beautiful tits Lela's sportin. But that's not all that is so special about this lady, nope turning around she displays one of the best asses in porn and working in some sinful looks back our way I'd say bring on the hard dicks! Lots of good oral goings on here by Lela working those rods and Jonni keeps working in some good shots of Lela's body but this time it's mostly her face/ tits you see and not much ass since this is a blowbang. Plenty of jizz gets left right inside Lela's mouth and she shows it off very nicely before it disappears.

Lexi Love with Sasha Grey:

Well this scene gets us two hotties to apprecaite and well both young women are certainly fan faves on ADT these days, lots of good hard anal from both but sadly not this time. We do get greeted by Lexi at the door and follow her jiggling ass back inside the house. She's so excited about sucking cock and we get right to some 1-1 knob polishing and you can see the cock hunger displayed all over Lexi's face. She wanted Jenner all to herself and quickly works his pop out into her mouth doing some good cleaup.

Lexi then freshens up after her first load when she hears another knock at the door and four more guys come in and you can guess what happens, Lexi drops down and gets to it, this is one dick deprived girl I guess as she sure seems to relish the multiple dicks before her like it's been awhile and it's been like 3 minutes, lol, since she devoured Jenner's cock. The fellas soon delivers healthy large loads right into Lexi's wide open mouth.

Well we finally get Sasha in the mix as she comes to the house along with a few buddies and now it's a two girl party with lots of good hard dick sucking from both girls. Sasha is a talker as we all know so she works in a few verbal bouquets for the guys telling them harder, harder, harder! Lexi's done some talking too but not so much now, actually both girls are pretty busy gaggin on cocks to say anything! Lexi even manages to fit three heads in at once, now that's really gay but for porn fantasy it's pretty cool. The girls each take loads, filling the bowl and doing some good shared cum play with those loads. Now quite done there's some more head shot and this is of the more aggressive variety too with the ladies tilting their heads back for some hardcore skull fucking and I mean the guys drill those throats with a vengance. More cum in the bowl leads to one last bit of cum interplay by the girls. Very nice pairing and Lexi really did well here doing a lot of the cock sucking doing two mini-bangs before Sasha entered.

Sativa Rose:

Well we have up next one tremendously attractive Latina and I mean she's flat out gorgeous here to fans. The pink fishnet top looks oh so good on Sativa and she just sizzles with the eye contact here drawing you in instantly plus the baring of the breasts was hot. Jonni again is generous with the closeups and with Sativa I'd want to be as close as possible, it would be best to be right there having your way with her, but this will have to do! Great ass shots and it's so awesome to know now that her scenes have become more and more anal inclusive but this time it's all about those sexy pouty lips wrapping themselves around cocks and Sativa works the schlong as well as any starlet today. The way she goes from cock to cock to cock here was superbly paced by Miss Rose. She takes more facials in this scene than the others have but still there's plenty of cum tasting done by Sativa who's never looked sexier.

Tia Tanaka:

We follow the lovely latina with an equally lovely Asian girl in Tia. The eyes draw you in quickly then we get Jonni taking a broader view of Tia's body but to me it's all about her mesmerizing face and eyes here. There's some good finger stroking over her pussy area leading nicely the dick sucking and Jonni shoots a little upwards here as she works the cocks. You see under Tia's face a large black bowl which I'm sure is there to collect the jizz as well as the drool which we already see dripping down from her chin. Some good double stuffing too is done with Tia showing just how flexible her mouth can be. As was the case in most scenes here that first volley of cum blasting wasn't the end and Tia gets just a little added cum for her diet.

Chelsie Rae:

This next girl up is no stranger to sucking off several guys and she's also not afraid of taking many loads down her throat. Starting off we get some action right away, no tease shots at all, it's dick sucking from the start and Chelsie's showing just how good a sword swallower she can be. The purple lace lingerie was looking good on her too, nice to see that instead of fishnet. We're in a large loft too it seems so plenty of room for as many guys as possible, lol, but it seems there's only three now. We work in some POV shots too along with the good strong gagging which Chelsie is so prolific at. There's another bowl used to collect the pops with Chelsie then swallowing it all back down once the dudes are done. However, Chelsie's one cock starved girl so we get more schlongs brought in which she dutifully takes care of.

Kissy Kapri:

Up next we have another attractive blond with some very nice big tits which she is kind enough to lick the nipples on both breasts and I loved every second that Jonni shot that. Kissy gives some nice eye contact too as Jonni's camera works its way around her busty frame. More good group sucking with pov shots too mixed in. I'm running out of things to say, lol, Kissy is hot and sucks as good as anyone here taking her loads like a champ.

Georgia Peach:

We close out this excellent suckfest with one of my faves and someone I really miss watching so seeing this scene come up was a big treat. Georgia's dressed for SuckSess too wearing a business suit jacket, nice white shirt, glasses, and then it's all porn from there with the lace stockings but it all works making this the single best outfit worn for this dvd. Georgia is looking so good here with the tease too working those tits out before we move down to her nice pink pussy which sadly won't be seeing any action today and Jonni knows we wanted to see that amazing ass so she flips around to let us drink in that sexy bootay! Oh man you will be wanting to jump through the screen to get a piece of that ass, trust me the shots are that good. Georgia then gets to work on those cocks while still wearing the entire outfit and I'm normally one to want the girl naked ASAP but this time I wasn't in as big a hurry. It's cool to see this kinda look, the business suit so I appreciated the longer time it took before we get to her naked and actually we only get her down to the shirt but you see her tits more and the glasses are still there too, used to catch the final pop which gets licked off by Georgia.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

There are a plethra of titles out there featuring all bjs with mostly swallowed pops but there are only a handful of series which really carry it off to such an extent as Jonni does here and I do hope this becomes a series as it's so good in this first installment it begs for a second, third, and fourth editions at least. No clear cut standouts here, I'm sure several faves are in there for most of you and you get as good a performance out of them as you could want with Jonni delivering fine shots all around capturing the action. Extras include a photo gallery, some trailers and some BTS. I'd run, not walk to your local smut shoppe to pick this one up or better yet just get it online, lol, it's worth every single porn buck you'll pay for it.