Weekend Pass (All World's) Review

Reviewed by TouchDown Tony  on  11/9/2001

In his note on the program cover, director Dirk Yates offers a challenge to the viewer: te decide whether the str8 looking guys, all with a military air, are having the sex onscreen for the $$$, or because they are men who love men. Well, once the hunky pizza delivery boy stripped off his boxers, Yates’ challenge never entered my mind again for the remainder of the evening.

Yates’ note also explains for the uninitiated, that back in the days of porn yore, directors didn’t rely on fancy editing or fancy sets, but a thin story line and loads of sex. Though none of the actors are blessed with matinee idol looks, these normal guys are, for the most part, hot and always willing. WEEKEND PASS’ thin story line does indeed read like fodder for a comedy sketch: three marines in a hotel room swapping stories about their str8 sexual escapades while on leave; but the camera shows that the goings on were anything BUT straight!

Up first, a tall tale of one guy’s encounter with a hooker, and of course we get to see that sexual satisfaction produces a healthy appetite (not to mention a healthier hard-on) which can only be sated with a hand-delivered pizza and a handsome pizza deliverer. This must be the last delivery of the evening as our studly delivery boy, with Mediterranean bedroom eyes, takes time off to take in some pay-per-view porn with our already nearly naked Marine. Though neither of the actors are all that buff, they are both cute, and that pizza boy sure is polite! Pizza boy always asks before he does anything: “Do you mind if I take my dick out?” “Do you mind if I suck your cock?” There’s no anal penetration in the scene, just a polite suck session - - Pizza Boy doesn’t even ever get completely hard, but he has such an incredibly curved medium-sized dick, with a bountiful bush of brunette hair, that it hardly matters. Our marine is quite lean, right down to the string-bean shaped dick, and he finally works Pizza Boy into enough of a sexual frenzy. Pizza Boy shoots a mouth-watering load on our marine’s tattooed bicep before politely leaving for the night.

For the second scene, we get to hear that old chestnut of a pick-up line, “Let me take you home and give you a massage.” Seeing as it comes from the mouth of the well-toned brunette, and into the ears of a long, lean and lanky marine, who could possibly say “No?” This duo is very well- matched sexually, though the seducer’s height and muscular bulk makes him appear to be a tower of power over his seductee. The scene includes a hot mutual jack-off session, which includes one of the very few inserts - - the gorgeous throbbing asshole of the masseur, in lovely close-up, no less, before the masseur gives the marine a real roughneck ride. And our little roughneck sure does like to be ridden hard.

Third up, is a cute strawberry blonde marine, claiming to have met a porn STAR, when what happened was: he was in a porn STORE, he eyed a cute boy and followed him outside. Going retro, he requests, “Got a match?” (Well, I could have told him that I had a match for him: my lips - his lips...) Even if the young man has heard this line over and over again, he opts to take the marine home and clean him up. A hot bath is always an invitation to romance, and as our marine soaks, he asks only for the pickup to wash his back; but gets a candlelight, hot, wet, fuck session. This marine has one of the best dicks I’ve encountered (or would like to encounter in some private romantic trysting place): tightly uncut, but with a curve that looks as if his boner had once been a broken bone, there’s probably a forty-five degree angle in the midst of those seven-plus inches! Our pickup boy takes that dick to the hilt, rocking up and down on the floor, proving that he who gets fucked can be the top man while bottoming. Just when I thought it couldn’t get much steamier, our marine gets fucked - toes to shoulders - before they both shower his tufted stomach with well-worked for juice.

Following the bookstore’s pick-up, with its prominent display of Dirk Yates videos, the lanky marine from the second scene shows up once again, this time offering to massage a fellow jarhead. Shaped remarkably like a fire-hydrant - short and squat, with one of those government- sanctioned haircuts - this new marine drops trou quickly and proves that good things come in small packages. Newbie has a thick, prominent dick with a pair of low-hanging balls just ready for the tasting, and before long the massaging marine is giving the newbie a splendid tongue massage. Things get intense when the newbie decides to bury wrap his dick between a pair of very hairy cheeks on the bottom side of the marine’s body. The marine has probably not been fucked lately, or at least not by such a well- endowed top, as the newbie can barely thrust all of himself the into that man-pussy, try though he may. Satisfaction is guaranteed as they both wash wads on the marine’s tufted tummy.

Running out of stories, our three main marines decide to play a game of strip poker to pass the time - - yeah, this is another old reliable method that was popular when the world was far younger - - but it works, especially if you stack the deck as our strawberry blonde does. Holding back the aces, the other two quickly grant him his punishment with a daisy chain of fellatio followed fast with a little anal action. The climax is anticlimactic, but fans of three-ways should enjoy it.

Aside from a few lighting problems the film looks good on dvd, if only a notch or two above vhs quality. I had a few problems with the sound, as it is miked quite low, but it’s nothing that a little tweaking of the volume control can’t handle. As far as extras are concerned, there’s only a Still Frame Photo Gallery, not even an identification of the models. Since the film’s two credit sequences only list the cast’s names without photos, the illustrious cast will be remembered for their trademark tattoos, military hair-dos, and their wide variety of endowments. Not a bad dvd for they guys who are searching for a few good men.