Web Guys Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/28/2002

WEB GUYS is a twink lover’s delight! The premise is of extremely young, cute guys operating a Website and following the viewers’ commands like they do on certain membership only Websites.
First up are Wes Roberts, Timothy Taylor and Kirk Kelley. Kelly seems to be the boss of the site as he informs the others that their customers want more than just stripping and would like a little action. Apparently Wes and Timothy do too because they start before Kirk has a chance to join them. Kirk does, eventually, and they play a game of let’s fuck Wes. Kirk is the only “experienced” performer of the lot but the others are very good at sucking and licking and uh, you know. The guys are very cute and frolicsome and I know why twinks are sometimes referred to as puppies because this is sort of like watching puppies play. (Gay pups of course.)
We then have a solo with another cute guy, who calls himself by the solo name of Damian. (Not a name to distinguish him as there are already two by that name that I know of.) Damian is probably early twenties. He has a Mephistophelean mustache and goatee on his face and no hair at all on his crotch. It is a long jack off scene and I got rather impatient waiting for him to cum so that I could go on to something else.
And that something else was worth waiting for! Butch Love and Fernando are stripping and fooling around for their Website viewers until the Website's time runs out. But Butch and Fernando are so heated up they decide to take the action into the bedroom. Butch is the kind of cute kid you wished lived next door and Fernando is a cute young Latino. (It would be nice if he lived next door, too) I know I am using the adjective “cute” a lot, but damn it these kids are “CUTE”! I thought Butch had pierced his navel but it’s just that he has an “outie” which is also cu…adorable. He also has a cu...charming little fuzzy butt that I hope the porn producers never shave. Cause if your name’s Butch you gotta have a hairy ass. Fernando has a cu…endearing uncut cock and Butch is good at sucking it. He rims Fernando and is in position to fuck him when he unrolls a condom. He tears open the package with his teeth and puts in Fernando instead. Of course Butch does get to boff Fernando, but after doing so he’s back astride Fernando’s dick and bouncing for all he’s worth. The camera work in this film, especially in this scene, is excellent. There are not only great close-ups (that do not linger over long) but some neat aerial shots. Bravo to the cinematographers!
We now have another solo scene. It features the most desirable twink in the film (and most other films) Jerod Stevens. He is slender, has a nice dick, and has a killer smile. He winks his sphincter at us as well as stroke his dick. In contrast to the earlier solo, I found this one to be much too short. But then, I realized that I could look at Jerod all day—even if he were just doing a math assignment—as long as he was naked. He cums on a table and the Website customers ask him to lick it up. He leans over and sticks out a pierced tongue but only teases them and us. Aw, shucks! I would really love to have seen that. I would like even more to see this kid in an action scene!
We do get another action scene with Rio and Rafael. Rio is the cu…sweetest little thing in the film. He is age 18 and three days tops. Rafael is also very c…desirable. Since Rio has light hair with blond highlights, I am surprised to find his pubic hair to be coal black. He also has a big uncut dick and Rafael is not averse to enjoying it. Rio does not reciprocate—and I wanted him to. He gives a desultory fuck to Rafael and later lets Rafael ride him cowboy. He appeared shy and nervous, but he stayed hard, so there is hope he will be more responsive in later films. He is really cute—yes, damn it, CUTE!

Although I wished for certain things I didn’t get here, it is still a treasure trove of twinks—well directed and photographed. I would like to see all these performers again and will be on the lookout for other films from this director and this studio. If you like ‘em really young, this one’s definitely for you!