Weapons Of Ass Destruction 6 Review

Its been a quiet year for fans of Jules Jordan with the absence of flagship franchises such as the Flesh Hunter series, and despite much Autumn hype, another Ass Worship title, and so there was much rejoicing on the release of the sixth volume of this anal themed series from the director, whom many consider, including myself, to be the Godfather of modern gonzo.

One advantage of the gap in time since the last Jules Jordan release is that we have a fresh cast who will not have appeared in a JJ title before, and of course, this is the series that probably has the nastiest sex in any of his catalogue and so you get to see these cuties at their sluttiest.

First up is Jenny Hendrix, who has come a long way since her appearance in Ass Worship X . Recently, her hair colour has changed to brown but her famous ass has remained as big and round as ever, and Jules soon makes the viewer feel at home by treating us to his patented ass shots as Jenny teases the camera with her ass.

In this scene Jules is purely a spectator, and so the lucky fucks are Marco Bandaros and Jerry. There is a little mild domination as Jenny leads them around via a cock lead before both guys start worshipping that buxom ass with their tongues and fingers. The guys then take turns fucking her in standing doggie while she blows the other. Jenny then takes turns riding the guys in reverse-cowgirl and cowgirl, the latter really showing off her money maker. It isn’t long however, before Jerry has slipped into her backdoor to make it a cock sandwich, which as you would expect, is really well captured by Jules.

A quick break from the double penetration now as Jenny is fucked in standing doggie anal by Jerry, before we return to the spit roast for more DP action, but this time filmed from more of a side on angle. Jenny now provides some ass to mouth before Hoping on to Jerry’s cock for some RCA as a prelude to Marco stuffing her warm pussy to complete a reverse DP. Jenny’s ass is perhaps best appreciated in cowgirl anal and so that is what Marco gives her while she works on Jerry’s prick. The scene then concludes with Jenny dropping to her knees for a well deserved double facial.

I would describe this scene as enjoyable rather than great, and although Jenny is not the most vocal of performers, I wasn’t convinced that she was really getting off on the scene. Still, Jenny looked as good as ever, and lovers of DP will enjoy this scene.

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While I may be accused of reading too much into this, the introduction to our second scene is perhaps indicative of Jules Jordan in 2008. Jules is watching a scene from one of Erik Everhard’s movies, Breastmeat, featuring Riley Evans, and asks James Dean to use his contacts to search out Riley for his own movie. My point is that in previous years it would have been Jules who was first to stiff out the new talent. James succeeds in his mission and brings Riley back dressed in a black string top, black g-string and facially reminding me a little of Hannah Harper.

Jules gives us a couple of minutes of his patented tease before James is let loose on her ample chest and ass. James acts like a guy who hasn’t had sex in a week and so dives into Riley’s pussy before she can give him any head, banging at her snatch in standing missionary. Oral lovers needn’t despair however, as Riley seems just as desperate to taste her pussy juices on James’s prick. It’s onto the floor now for some pounding, but no carpet burns as Riley is ploughed in cowgirl, which is nicely shot by Jules from all angles. We are then treated to really good shots of penetration as Riley is fucked in doggie.

While I’m not a fan of sex toys in movies, this is a Jules Jordan flick, and so you know that sooner or later a butt plug will make an appearance and so it does here as Riley is fucked in doggie while accommodating a plug in her booty. A dildo and lube then makes an appearance before James dick takes over as he fucks her gently in missionary anal, eventually working up a good rhythm. Riley gives some deep-throat ass to mouth, before its back to the floor for some awesome RCA, with Riley looking awesome with her feet up on James’s thighs. Riley’s generous rump is now impailed on James’s prick, and the sight of Riley squatting on his prick as it slides in and out was just awesome. A position much featured in Jules’s movies, push down missionary with the girl upside down on her back (there must be a word for this) affords the viewer some nice shots of penetration and some gaping, before James withdraws and cums on her chest and tongue in a great spontaneous ending.

This was a really solid anal scene, with some great cowgirl shots and bodes well for a bright future for Miss Evans.

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Andi Anderson, looking incredibly cute and hot in a business suit and heels (and no panties) has come to Jules for a job interview, but not as a typist, but as a performer. Andi shows few nerves and seems to have no qualms in taking a casting couch exercise with the guys from the warehouse by taking on four cocks. After teasing and undressing for the boys, Andi drops to her knees to give some four-way head and utter the odd dirty word from that squeaky little voice. She then continues the sucking, but this time while bouncing on a stiff prick in reverse-cowgirl. Its then over to the couch where Andi’s pussy gets a good working over in cowgirl, missionary and doggie, while keeping the other guys happy with her tongue.

The anal assault begins tentatively enough in doggie, with our little slut Andi looking so hot as she simultaneously sucks a prick. The stakes are then raised even higher as Andi bends over for a cowgirl DP, although the action is a little blocked by the presence of four cocks. The action then switches to reverse which affords better views of the action. The scene ends as I expected it would with Andi dropping to her knees to take four loads in her willing mouth.

Andi is one performer who I have been waiting to see on film for some time, as she has that rare combination of innocence and nastiness. Unfortunately, mini gang bangs aren’t my thing and so, while I enjoyed seeing Andi getting stuffed on camera, I couldn’t help thinking that she was trying too hard with some of the dirty talk and that the over supply of cocks detracted from the sexual energy of the scene. The idea of this innocent little blonde getting violated by four guys and loving it however, is well executed and if you enjoy such scenes then you will really dig this.

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A girl whom I was completely unaware of before this scene was the bizarrely named, Loona Lux. We don’t initially get to enjoy Loona’s curves as she is wearing a striped suit and heels. We follow her upstairs where she finds Lexington Steele in the shower and proceeds to dry his cock with her mouth. Loona guides Lex into the bathroom, where she removes her top and pulls down her pants so that Lex can impale her in standing doggie up against the mirror. Loona then goes for a brief flying cowgirl before they move to the lounge for some missionary fucking on the couch.

Brave Loona now earns her money by taking Lex’s monster cock in her ass in reverse-cowgirl, while playing with her pussy and then the pair rather clumsily move into missionary anal, but with decent shots of Loona’s legs and her black heels. The action then moves to push-down doggie and you have to give Loona credit for accommodating Lex’s tool balls deep. An unusual position then follows, as Loona is fucked slowly in the doggie position but with Lex on his side. The best position of the scene is perhaps the cowgirl anal, as Loona has a good ass, and again she does a decent job of taking him quite deep. The scene concludes with some standing doggie, during which I would have liked Jules to pan away a little bit more, and then Loona drops to her knees for a sprayed facial.

This was a decent enough one on one anal scene, but I didn’t really find Loona that attractive to get into the scene.

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Outfit of the film has to go to Missy Stone in our concluding scene, as she is wearing a little white pleated skirt, with no panties, white see through top and sexy, white heels. James is the lucky prick who gets to bury his face in her pussy and ass before Missy gets to work on his prick. Missy has great eyes and so it was a little disappointing that the oral only lasted a minute or so, but Jules immediately redeems himself by shooting a hot standing doggie, and then a standing missionary which afforded great views of Missy’s ass and long lean legs. Flying missionary follows, and then we get our first great look at that tight ass as Missy is fucked in cowgirl. More missionary follows, this time on the couch, before James explores Missy’s ass with his fingers.

Missionary anal isn’t usually my favourite position to watch, but the expression on Missy’s face and the way her ass sucks in James’s cock, is just awesome. James begins very tentatively, but soon works up a good rhythm and Missy seems to cum as he rubs her pussy. Doggie anal follows and Missy’s ass really seems to be gaping by now as James plunges into her bumhole.

Missy gives some sensuous ass to mouth, and when asked by Jules how she would rate the taste of her ass on a scale of one to ten, she smiles seductively and says “ten”. What a slut. The best is yet to come however, as we now cut to Missy being fucked in RCA with her white heels waving in the air. Damn hot, especially when Missy gets vocal. More ass to mouth from Missy, before she holds her ass cheeks open for some on her back anal, with excellent gape shots. James can’t keep going for ever however, and so in an unusual finish he cums in Missy’s gape with a little post-cum head from Missy.

This is a classic Jules Jordan scene; great girl, great outfit, great positions, particularly the standing doggie and RCA, and of course, great camerawork.

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EXTRAS

The Behind the Scenes footage is a little misleading because it is actually eleven minutes of extra footage from the previous scenes rather than a look at what goes on behind the camera. In addition you have the usual cum shot recap, photo gallery, trailers, biographies and cast list.

CONCLUSION

In some ways, this film is indicative of 2008 for Jules, that is, it’s a little disappointing. In terms of its scale, there is only one disc, with five scenes rather than the usual six, and the scenes are shorter on tease than usual. The scenes are also a little more hit and miss than usual, with both the Loona and Andi scenes disappointing me a little, although for different reasons.

But while this release may have been welcomed with less enthusiasm from the porn buying public than usual, there are still little gems to be discovered that restore your faith in the genius that is Jules Jordan. The scenes with Riley Evans and Jenny Hendrix were enjoyable, but Jules ended the year on a real high with the Missy Stone scene which has to be right up there for anal scene of the year.

In conclusion then, while the scenes aren’t consistently excellent enough to make this a classic Jules’s release, there is enough here, and in particular the Missy scene, to satisfy fans that Jules hasn’t lost his touch and to make us all even more impatient for the next Ass Worship and Flesh Hunter titles in 09.

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