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We Swallow 41 Review

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We Swallow 41 at Adult DVD Empire

Studio: Rodnievision

Category:  Cumshots , Gonzo

Directed by: Rodney Moore

Starring: Rodney Moore, Dana DeArmond, Lea Lexis, Katie St. Ives, Lola Noir, Lux Adara, Alisan Adams, Chrissy Noire

Released on: 7/8/2013

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Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  8/6/2015
A WORLD WHERE EVERY BABE – WANTS TO SUCK YOUR DICK – AND SWALLOW YOUR CUM. YIPPEE !


Imagine a world where every cute girl – wants to suck your dick – and then SWALLOW your cum. All you need do – is drop your pants, and whip it out – before the babes come-a-runnin’. (Sometimes, they’ll also fuck you.) Gee, how cool is that?

And that’s just what you’ll find in Rodney Moore’s, “We Swallow 41.” (Rodney who?)

I’ve been enjoying Rodney’s videos for as long as I can remember. He was, after all – one of the early pioneers – of ORAL CUMSHOT MOVIES. And I’ve been a big fan of his – and the genre – ever since. Hooray.


Rodney, though, isn’t getting any younger. But he still manages to get his coke-bottle-shaped dick sufficiently hard.

And he still endeavors to produce enough SPERM – to single-handedly satisfy the SEVEN thirsty sluts in this episode – all of whom down his delicious SEMEN hungrily and without hesitation, fancy that.


For those of you uninitiated – Rodney has this little-boy, self-deprecating style that is very entertaining to watch. Imagine “The Little Tramp” (Charlie Chaplain) doing porn – and you’ll get the idea.

What’s so amazing is how Rodney gets every woman he meets – to blow him and DRINK his seed – who, just moments ago, wouldn’t even give him the time of day. Gee, isn’t this – how all women are supposed to act?


As it turns out, of the SEVEN babes – Rodney FUCKS only one of ‘em, Lux Adara. So this is primarily – a BLOW JOB movie.

Even so, you’ll hardly notice – since all of the girls lovingly suck his tool – and get enticingly naked while doing so. They also treat him – as though he’s literally the LAST MAN on earth. Gosh, maybe that’s why his SPERM – tastes so good – or so it seems. How sweet.

My favorite vignettes feature Alisha Adams, a cute co-ed, who LAPS UP Rodney’s cum – from a dinner plate, how nasty; and Katie St. Ives & Chrissy Nova – who SHARE their delicious CUM SWALLOWING duties in the finale.

Overall, this is a very enjoyable movie to watch – because it is just so darn ENTERTAINING. Alternate reality – typically is.


Here’s more of the appreciative cum swallowing you can expect to see.


LEA LEXIS


Lea is a cute brunette with silky light-brown hair and a sexy European accent. She plays a forceful businesswoman who likes to have her way. She’s wearing a bare shoulders floral dress – that’s open in front down to her waist. She has, of course, a gorgeous set of knockers to back up her ensemble. And I’m already salivating in anticipation – of her getting TOTALLY NAKED and beautifully showing them off.

She’s fatigued after a long day, so she calls her friend – to borrow her “FOOT SLAVE.” A few minutes later, Rodney arrives and introduces himself. She prefers that he call her, “Mistress Lea.” Rodney immediately gets to work – by massaging her feet – and sucking her toes (how boring), which appears to turn Lea on immensely.

Lea relaxes – and starts to close her eyes. Unbeknownst to her, Rodney has secretly WHIPPED OUT his dick – and has begun to rub it – between Lea’s pretty feet. Gee, what a pervert.


Now, here’s the CLEVER part . . .


Lea, at first, is very offended. But NOT because Rodney is a demented idiot (which he plays quite well). But BECAUSE he did not ASK HER PERMISSION first. Really? That Lea must be a – serious control freak.

She also notices – that Rodney’s dick is QUITE HARD – and Rodney quickly confirms that he finds her to be very attractive. Lea is obviously flattered, but she’s not about to relinquish control.

“Because I make you so horny,” she declares, “I’m going to TORTURE you.” And Rodney is more than happy to go along.

She runs her hands along the opening of her dress – to draw our attention to her BOOBS. She then squeezes them – and pushes them out – which makes them appear to be at least THREE TIMES bigger. Nice.

She then guides Rodney over to the sofa while demanding, “How bad do you want to fuck me, Rodney?” Then, “How bad do you want to put that hard cock between my tight pussy lips?” Lea suddenly sounds – like a DOMINATRIX – with a sexy Transylvanian accent. Cute. Rodney follows her over to the couch – like an obedient puppy dog.


Now, here’s the most SEDUCTIVE part. . .


Lea kneels on the sofa (with her back to him) and HIKES her skirt. Lea has a short compact frame which is just oozing sex. She has BROAD hips and a gorgeous ass, and shapely thighs that look great spread wide.

She then undoes the back of her dress – by dramatically unzipping it – and then FLINGING it off over-her-head. Cool.

Lea goes on. “You’re not allowed to CLOSE your eyes, for even a second. You have to STARE at me every second.” Gee, as Lea undresses – it suddenly occurs to me – that her request will be rather easy to fulfill.


She turns to face Rodney and uses her hands to guide our eyes – first by rubbing her smooth belly – and then by running them over her luscious breasts – as she squeezes them seductively between her mitts. She’s now unabashedly TOPLESS. Only her lacy black thong remains.

“Do you like this?” she asks. “Do you like to see me NAKED and TOUCHING myself? Look at these nipples. They’re so hard. Do you want to kiss them?” she asks.

“Can I?” responds Rodney.

“NO,” says Lea, quickly cutting him off. “I’m just TORTURING you. Watch my nipples really close.” And the camera does just that. Some women are just unrelenting teases, aren’t they?

The camera also gets in tight – to view Lea’s luscious lips (the ones on her face) – which are full and enticingly red. (I can’t wait to see them – wrapped romantically around Rodney’s pole.)

She finally works herself out of her UNDIES – by pulling them slowly and seductively over the cheeks of her very full ass. The camera zooms in – to check out her beautiful cunt and her really tight butt hole. In a comical display – Lea even flexes her anal SPHINCTER muscles in-and-out. Wow, I was totally mesmerized by this. (It made me feel – like a piece of shit – literally.) Very nice.

Rodney, who can barely control himself -- then buries his face hungrily between the luscious cheeks of Mistress Lea’s glorious ass. You CAN’T see where his tongue is going – but I don’t think it’s possible to get one’s face -- any deeper. It seems like Lea’s enticing lobes – are reaching out almost to – Rodney’s EARS. Wow.

Lea’s naked profile view – with her ample titties dangling beneath her – is also fantastic. The word “udders” quickly comes to mind, but Lea’s are much shapelier.


Lea completes her disrobing by turning to face the camera – and sliding her panties down over her knees and ankles – and then spreading her THIGHS nice-and-wide to give us an excellent view – of her tight, pink pussy. Sweet. Rodney leans in again – to lick her clit. Good boy.

Rodney finally gets some fun of his own – as Lea kneels on the sofa to adjust her height – so she can blow Rodney’s cock at least three-quarters of the way down to his balls. Lea doesn’t just suck him. She does so quite lovingly – as though Rodney’s dick was the MOST SPECIAL one in the whole-wide-world, because – it was.

By this time, my own penis-envy meter was registering off-of-the-charts. And the super close-in POV camera angle – made it seem like the pole that Lea was sucking – was MY OWN (if I had one). Sigh.


Lea’s cock sucking is so enrapturing, in fact – that it will easily make every WOMAN watching – wish she HAD one, too. (Actually, ALL COCK SUCKING makes me pine – for a DICK of my own. Guys are so damn lucky, aren’t they?)

(Ladies, its okay – to imagine yourself with a cock. It makes watching porn – MUCH more enjoyable. Trust me.)

Lea’s oral escapades, furthermore – would also make a nice “must see” for every young girl to watch – to LEARN how it’s done, duh. The EARLIER in life – the better, I’d always say. Wouldn’t you?


Rodney then lies supine on the floor – as he beckons Lea over like a dog to “COME-AND-GET-IT” – which Lea does by crawling to him animal-style across the room.

She looks as good kneeling face-down over his cock – and taking it UP her throat – as she did moments ago sucking it normally from the front. She also playfully licks and fondles his balls.

Rodney then -- slaps her pretty visage with his dick – and makes her reach with her face in order to catch it. Gee, Rodney and Lea act just like – a MARRIED COUPLE in how they tease one another. But this time, Rodney uses his God-given pecker – to turn the tables – and Lea is now his SLAVE. Perhaps, as it should be. How nice.


For their finish, Lea reclines back against the sofa – and Rodney kneels in front of her – and pumps his dick back-and-forth in Lea’s MOUTH as though it were her CUNT. Lea’s jaw goes up-and-down – to adjust to the varying diameter of Rodney’s cock – just as a SHOCK ABSORBER might adapt the height of a tire going over the road.

Towards the end of her final cock sucking -- Lea takes back control – by bobbing her face in-and-out like a pigeon.

If I had a dick – the mouth I’d want to fuck right now – is Lea’s.

I should also mention – that Lea’s tits, during this portion – look their creamiest and most heavenly. To give us a sense of how they feel – Rodney slaps ‘em hard – and they jiggle like water balloons. Then he PINCHES her nipples – and tweaks ‘em up-and-down – to make her boobies bounce. I’m sure Lea wasn’t lactating (it wasn’t that sort of movie) – but it’s easy to IMAGINE that her mammaries – were deliciously full of milk. How scrumptious.

Watching Lea’s luscious tits – is fully HALF of this scene’s appeal. Honest.

Rodney then grasps the back of Lea’s HEAD – to brace it more firmly as he FUCKS her face even harder – which also has the benefit of offering Lea’s neck muscles a well deserved break. What a gentleman.


After her lengthy sucking – Lea finally earns her well-deserved reward – as Rodney JERKS OFF into her beautifully gaping maw.

It’s hard to see how much goes in – until Lea opens wide and sticks out her TONGUE – to show us that it’s DELICIOUSLY covered with cum. Lea pushes it out on to her lips several times – while cooing and smiling with delight. What a whore.

Lea then DOWNS it completely – while giggling guiltily – as though she’s done something truly NASTY.

She then gives us Rodney’s signature line . . .

“I SWALLOW,” she says both modestly and proudly.

Yes, she certainly has.


I’m sure you’ll agree – that NOTHING in porn is more EMOTIONALLY satisfying than to see a beautiful babe like LEA – lovingly downing her man’s warm seed.

Rodney and Lea then finish in-character – as Rodney apologizes and says that he has to return to his OTHER mistress – and Lea REGALLY allows him to go.


Lea’s fun demeanor – and her exciting cock sucking skills – made this an absolutely SUPERB opening vignette.


DANA DeARMOND


This next scene is a comical staple of Rodney’s – where an unsuspecting delivery man (in this case, a cable-modem technician) – gets his dick blown and his nuts drained, even though all he does is – show up. Cool.

It features Dana DeArmond – who is a very fine actress – and who splendidly pulls off this incredulous bit of oral sleight-of-hand.

When Rodney arrives at his next customer’s apartment, he’s surprised to find Dana – dressed only in a sexy bra and panties – and kneeling obediently in front of her sofa. Her wrists are Velcro-handcuffed, and she’s wearing these giant Mickey Mouse ear-shaped BLINDERS over her eyes. Dana looks, of course – like she’s ready for a little bit of bondage.


Dana, however, is absolutely convinced – that Rodney is HER boyfriend. She’s also super-happy that he’s arrived – so that they can finally act out the mildly BDSM style role-playing fantasy they have hilariously concocted for each other.


Here’s where the STORYLINE -- starts to make this scene believable . . .


Besides mistaking him for her boyfriend – Dana also likes the name “Rodney” that he’s made up for himself – including his guise as a “handy-man.” She even likes how he disguises his voice – to make himself sound like SOMEONE else. Really? But wait, it gets better.

He’s just arrived, but Dana already wants him – to shove his “BIG DICK” into her mouth. So Rodney, of course, obliges – by unzipping his pants, whipping it out – and feeding his semi-rigid cock between Dana’s eager lips.

Gee, that wasn’t so difficult, was it? I bet this MUST HAPPEN – to 90% of home video installers, right? (I’m certainly glad that my OWN hubby – isn’t a cable TV technician.)

I guess Rodney’s penis must FEEL a lot like her boyfriend’s – since Dana readily goes-to-town bobbing her face in-and-out against him. Sweet.


(Gosh, I wonder if I would be as EASILY deceived as Dana. Could some other guy – get me to SUCK his cock – and make me believe it’s my hubby’s? I haven’t, after all – sucked a lot of dicks in my life. What do you think? I guess it probably depends – upon the SIZE of the other dude’s tool, right? Boy, I’m glad that’s settled. But wait. What if he were to – FUCK me?)

Dana interestingly plays her role like an AMATEUR – and only takes his penis about half-way into her mouth – rather than deep-throating him all of the way down to his balls, as she would if she were a PORN actress, instead. Cute.

Dana, gaining steam – then uses her mouth and hand in unison. And Rodney gently reminds her – to not forget his BALLS, so she squeezes in a few licks there, as well – while also commenting that he’s never asked her to do THAT before.

Dana is obviously pleased – by the newfound aggressiveness that her boyfriend is now displaying. She’s probably thinking – that she should’ve done this ROLE PLAYING thing years ago. Of course, she’s still wearing her blinders.

Seriously, are there any lengths – to which Dana WON’T go – to convince herself that the dick she’s SUCKING is her boyfriend’s? I loved it.


Dana wants MORE and releases her BRA – to reveal her cute boobies. Rodney also wants more. So he tells Dana to strip off her PANTIES – as he leans in to taste her TWAT. And Dana leans back against the COUCH.

The camera then gets in close – and Dana’s pussy begins to fully BLOOM from Rodney’s ministrations. Dana, as it turns out – has a beautifully FLORID vagina. Sweet.

Rodney then aims his mouth a little lower – to tongue Dana hungrily in her ASS HOLE – and Dana happily wonders what’s gotten into him. Dana’s actions, in-character – are truly bizarre. I thought she was great.


Rodney then approaches her from the side – and Dana turns her face to suck him. Rodney adds in a bit of thrusting of his own for good measure.

Rodney then gives Dana – my FAVORITE type of throat fucking. He has Dana lie on her back with her head out over the edge of the sofa – so he can screw her THROAT missionary – as though it were her PUSSY.

Dana, however, still sucks him like an amateur – and doesn’t take it very deeply. Hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?


Now, here’s the CLEVER part . . .


“Maybe you could give me a better blow job – if you could see a little better,” says Rodney as he removes the mask completely from Dana’s face. Oh nooooo!

“Hey, you aren’t my boyfriend,” says Dana as the light bulb finally goes off. “Gee, I’m so embarrassed,” she adds – as she continues to suck on Rodney’s cock just as earnestly as before.

(Gosh, Dana sucks dick so reflexively – I bet she could probably GIVE HEAD – while she’s sleeping. Care to give it a try?)


Rather than coming to her senses -- Dana then thoroughly RATIONALIZES the situation by adding – “Did my boyfriend send you?” which suddenly makes everything okay.

“This is hot. You guys are so crazy,” stammers Dana, totally FLATTERING herself – that her boyfriend would go to such lengths to please her. (Boy, what planet – did Dana come from?)

I guess a really HORNY bitch, like Dana – will allow herself to BELIEVE almost anything you tell her – so that she can offer you, a COMPLETE stranger – the best damn BLOW JOB she’s ever given to anyone in her entire life, right?


(They should probably take bimbos like these – and put them in a BOOTH at the County Fair – so they can offer FREE cock sucking to any gent who walks up. Hey, wouldn’t that be a kick?)


Now here’s the BEST part . . .


Rodney then observes, “You look like a hungry girl.” And Dana quickly makes the next mental leap.

“Are you going to FEED me?” she asks expectantly. “You know that’s my FANTASY.” (What? You mean – that she’s never SWALLOWED semen before? Give me a break.)

So Rodney doesn’t disappoint. Dana then kneels before him and sucks him – while using her tongue to get as much FRICTION as possible – with the sensitive underside portion of his dick. As least she knows – how to prime-the-pump.


Dana then lays her head back against the sofa’s cushion - and Rodney takes over to JERK OFF into her face. Rodney accurately ejaculates -- all over the center section of Dana’s tongue -- and Dana sucks his dick lovingly to capture the last few remaining drops.

She even uses Rodney’s dick like a squeegee to scoop up what’s on her chin. She then does some nice mouth gymnastics with his seed -- by pushing it out on to her lovely lips.

Finally, she swallows it all down – makes a refreshing smacking sound with her mouth – while proudly displaying her totally evacuated oral cavity. (Dana has very pretty tonsils and flawless teeth – which, to me – are huge turn-ons.) See, all gone. Voila.


We’re left with this totally SATISFIED feeling afterwards. It’s obvious that Dana really enjoyed – the delicious flavor of his cum – as much as she loved ingesting it. I watched Dana’s sperm drinking segment – in a continuous loop as I masturbated.

Rodney’s cream – really did look to be quite yummy.

Rodney then gets back to his REAL job – by recommencing his search of Dana’s apartment for her cable modem outlet.


In reflection, I think this vignette truly SUCCEEDED – because of Dana’s very fine acting abilities. Bravo.

Lastly, it makes one wonder – as to HOW MANY other horny stay-at-home broads are out there – anxiously waiting to suck your dick and drink your seed. All you need do – is PRESENT yourself. Nice.


LUX ADARA


As I mentioned earlier, this is the ONE encounter in the movie where Rodney gets to SCREW his co-star -- the lovely, Lux Adara, who, with her lean figure -- looks to be about NINETEEN-years-of-age.

He also employs an everyday IMPLEMENT at the end – which enables Lux to more efficiently ingest his CUM – which is another one of Rodney’s fun TRADEMARKS. Shhh. It’s a secret.

(I had almost forgotten – that he does this sort of thing. I loved it.)


Lux appears as Rodney’s cute but very HORNY girlfriend – who can’t wait for him to return home – so that he can seriously knock her up.

To keep herself occupied, she pulls aside her panties – and plays with herself on the sofa. She probably wants to make sure – that she’s totally WET for him when he arrives. How sweet.

When Rodney shows up, he’s TIRED from a long day of unloading trucks at work. But Lux has been home – all day, alone – and all she wants to do is FUCK. Such a dilemma.


Lux knows that the best way to get Rodney in the mood – is to SUCK his dick first. Which she does – by undoing his pants and snaking it out. She mouths him from the FRONT – as Rodney is barely able to stay awake.

To further stimulate him, Lux then reverses herself – and sticks her BUTT in his face – as she takes him down her throat in a pretty SIXTY-NINE. Very cute.

Rodney finally stirs to life -- eats her – and fucks her MISSIONARY in her twat. To be quite honest – it was nice to finally see Rodney drill some PUSSY for a change -- rather than just watching him screw some pretty DAME in her face Lux, who’s now very happy being FUCKED – throws her head back and moans with delight.

He grabs her shoulders and shakes her like a rag doll as he mates with her, which Lux appears to really enjoy since her MOANING gets even louder. She turns on her side to give us a nice view of her shapely ASS as she’s being impaled.


Lux then gets on her knees – to return his cock to her mouth – as she services his dick about HALF-WAY down to his balls. She wraps her fingers around his pole -- and can barely encircle it completely since he’s so HUGE. Rodney then has her put her MITTS behind her back – so that he can enjoy some nice hands-free sucking by Lux.

Lux then gets on all fours, and shakes her butt enticingly at the camera – before Rodney mounts her like a HORSE (and grabs her hair like a mane) – and rides her as though they’re both RACING together as an entry in the KENTUCKY DERBY. Cool. Rodney pumps her furiously, and Lux moans loudly to again express her enjoyment.


We’re now coming down the stretch. Rodney then screws her in the SPOONS position – as both of ‘em lie together on their sides.

He then withdraws – and ejaculates all over – Lux’s PRETTY FACE. Hey, what’s this? Fortunately, this is just a feint.

Rodney, in his cleverness – then produces a SOUP SPOON – and proceeds to carefully and cleanly scoop every DELICIOUS drop into her mouth. (This is the IMPLEMENT that I told you about earlier.)

He scrapes the portion surrounding her eye – downwards into her oral cavity. He then carefully gathers up the serving on her chin – and deposits it precisely between her lips. He doesn’t miss – a single line. What an artist.

The effect – of using the spoon makes the cum appear to be as TASTY and REFRESHING – as if Lux had accepted his SEMEN directly from the source.

For some strange reason, Lux then appears to CHEW the cum – as though it were a CUD (and she was a COW, and not a horse). She then laughs brilliantly and delightfully at the end – to show us how much she THOROUGHLY loved it.


To recap, Lux is so hungry – for Rodney’s semen – that she’ll go to any lengths necessary to elicit his NUTRITIOUS seed from within him.

And to show us how scrumptious and PRECIOUS it really is – Rodney uses a spoon – so as not to lose a single delicious gamete.


Is this – how WE (as women) – are supposed to ALWAYS greet our man when he comes home? By sucking his dick – and swallowing his cum? And maybe, by fucking him, too?

I’m okay with that. How about you?

A very fun scene.


ALISHA ADAMS


This next vignette is one of my favorites. It features Alisha Adams, who is probably the CUTEST girl in this entire movie.

Rodney plays a video PHOTOGRAPHER. And Alisha, up until TODAY – has never met Rodney before.

Even so, Rodney still manages – to get Alisha to put his DICK into her mouth. At first she says, “NO.” But how he OVERCOMES her objections – is ANOTHER clever Rodney staple.


Alisha is THIS really cute auburn haired lass who comes to Rod to make a BELLY DANCE video to send in lieu of a job interview to a man in another town. Alisha and her BOYFRIEND are moving there – so she really wants to get this job.

Alisha, with her soft CHEEKBONES and fine straight hair – looks like a pretty college CO-ED or the quintessential GIRL NEXT DOOR. She is really quite attractive, especially with her smooth legs and very shapely ass.

But it’s Alisha’s exceptional LOVELINESS that really sets her apart. With her pretty mouth and naturally gorgeous eyes, Alisha’s BEAUTY – just made me want to SIT on her face. (Gee, that sounded pretty lame, didn’t it? Sadly, that’s probably – the BEST that I could do. How sad.)

But wait, if I were a GUY instead – I’d probably want to FUCK her – or at least stick my DICK into her mouth and have her SUCK it. Fortunately, that’s precisely what Rodney does for us. Gee, thank God.


Rodney, the PERV that he is – secretly watches Alisha getting NAKED – using the hidden security camera he’s set up in the changing room just off the hallway.

WE get to watch with him – as we immediately discover – that Alisha ISN’T wearing any PANTIES. Nor does she put any on – once she changes into her costume. Oh my.

Alisha has some very nice breasts. And watching her UNDRESS – reminds me of the glances I would steal – of the OTHER girls changing with me in the girls’ LOCKER ROOM back when I was in school. (Gee, maybe I was a female VOYEUR even then. Hey, weren’t we all?)

When she emerges from the dressing room, Alisha looks absolutely STUNNING in her sheer and frilly outfit. And I can’t wait for her to get NAKED (again) – and suck on Rodney’s dick.

Rodney has Alisha immediately show off her dancing skills – as he pans the camera up-and-down. The focus of my OWN attention – is on her nice HIPS and her BARE midriff. (I’m just a sucker – for really skinny waists.)


Now, here’s the CLEVER part . . .


Rodney tells her TACTFULLY – that he thinks that her dancing might not be EXCITING enough to get her the JOB. So he suggests that she SHOW off a little more SKIN – to more fully entice the guy who’ll be receiving this video. Sounds quite reasonable, huh?

Alisha agrees to remove the piece of her costume that’s covering her shoulders. The flesh on her upper body and across her back – is absolutely flawless – which accentuates the beauty of her barely-covered boobies. Neat.

She even accedes to removing her SKIRT. The bloomer-style pants underneath is very see-thru. But not so much that it’s obvious – that she isn’t wearing any PANTIES. Very cute.


Rodney then convinces Alisha – that the guy HIRING her – is the ONLY one who will ever see this video. So he brazenly suggests – that she remove her top – and dance TOPLESS. And Alisha reluctantly agrees. I found this to be – UTTERLY amazing.

Alisha has very beautiful breasts. They’re nicely contoured with super-creamy skin – and pretty pink areolas – that are absolutely perfect for sucking.


Now here’s the truly UNBELIEVABLE part . . .


As further ENCOURAGEMENT – Rodney wants to show Alisha – the EFFECT her video will have on the HIRING guy.

He even warns her ahead of time – RIGHT before he pushes down his pants – and WHIPS out his dick and fondles himself to make his MEMBER really hard.

And, amazingly – Alisha BARELY bats an eye. Really?

Alisha must be impressed – with the SIZE of Rodney’s cock. Or she must also be quite FLATTERED – that Rodney’s pecker would get ERECT for her so quickly.

Alisha – must surely REALIZE – where all of this is headed, right?


Rodney has Alisha sit on her knees.

He then has her say to the camera, “MR. MANAGER, IF YOU HIRE ME – I WILL COME WITH ALL KINDS OF EXTRAS FOR THE JOB.”

He then leans forward – and STICKS his dick into Alisha’s mouth – to clearly demonstrate what those EXTRAS might be.

Alisha readily accepts his PENIS within – and begins to SUCK on it in earnest. She definitely wants to show – her future manager – why SHE should be the ONE he hires for the job. Wow.


Alisha is obviously a very experienced cock sucker. She bobs her face deeply – taking his dick almost COMPLETELY down to his balls. Her pretty lips look great – sliding effortlessly over his pole. Alisha’s current boyfriend – must be a very lucky guy.

The camera switches to a sexy profile view – and Alisha reaches with her mouth – to get as far DOWN his dick as possible. She even adds in some nice jerk-off action with her HAND – when she isn’t fucking him with her face.

Alisha’s dangling boobies are nicely visible down below. It made me want to reach out – and cup them with my hands.

Rodney lies on his back – and Alisha kneels above him and BOBS her head lovingly up-and-down. Alisha has a really pretty face – which looks even better, of course – with Rodney’s rigid COCK sticking out of it.


As an aside, I think that every pretty girl, like Alisha – should take a SELFIE of herself GIVING HEAD – and then post the photo on FACEBOOK. Wouldn’t that be good? You mean – they’re already doing this – in the CLOUD? Where the hell – is that?


Rodney then takes a few MOMENTS to show us the rest of Alisha’s undeniable beauty.

He has Alisha stand – and then slowly slide her cute outfit – down to the floor while facing away from us. This gives us a nice NAKED rear view – of Alisha’s BEAUTIFUL ass.

Alisha then sits on the sofa – and spreads her legs in a very wide “V.” The camera gets in close – to spotlight her TOTALLY pink and very PRETTY twat (damn her).

Rodney leans in to lick her – and Alisha doesn’t seem to mind. Alisha’s INNER pussy lips are extremely inviting – like the PETALS of the world’s most delicate flower. Sweet.


Alisha then kneels on the floor and the camera gives us -- a nearly FULL-LENGTH view -- of Alisha sucking vigorously on Rodney’s dick.

Her body is turned slightly towards us – which nicely displays Alisha’s GORGEOUS tits – which SWAY gently in front of her as she sucks.

Rodney clutches the back of Alisha’s head – to ASSIST Alisha in jamming her face forcefully against his groin. Alisha, for her part – tries to swallow Rodney’s pole – as deeply down her throat as possible. Nice.

Lastly, Rodney has Alisha kneel on ALL FOURS on the sofa. In another nice profile view – he then jams HIS FACE eagerly up her rear.

This perspective also highlights – the enchanting CURVATURE of her buttocks – while allowing her tits to DANGLE seductively beneath her.


Now, here comes the ABSOLUTE BEST part . . .


Alisha then lies back on the sofa – as Rodney attempts to JERK off into her face.

Just when you think he’s about to come – Rodney positions a black DINNER PLATE – strategically beneath Alisha’s chin.

Rodney ejaculates all over the DISH – scattering his cum in a wide area.

Alisha waits for his cue. “YOU WANT ME TO LICK IT OFF?” she asks eagerly. With that, Alisha knows exactly what to do.


Alisha flattens her tongue. She then licks up – a LINE of cum – before drawing it into her mouth and lovingly swallowing it.

She then repeats the process.

She looks a little like a kitten – drinking milk – especially as she purrs deliciously after every swallow.

She LOOKS UP several times -- with her gorgeous eyes – to make sure that we are watching. I don’t think any girl LAPPING UP cum – could look more beautiful than Alisha.

She flashes her pretty smile afterwards when she’s done. All gone.


There isn’t a MAN alive – who, after watching Alisha do this – wouldn’t fall madly in LOVE with her.

(Men are – so easy – aren’t they?)


I viewed Alisha’s romantic cum swallowing segment in a CONTINUOUS loop – and I drew it out as long as possible -- until I orgasmed.

(Watching – and masturbating – while girls drank semen on film is how my boyfriend BRAINWASHED me when we were dating. I’ve loved it – ever since.)

This is a vignette – that I’d also encourage all YOUNG GIRLS to view – to know how pretty they’ll look while also doing the same.


Rodney ends the scene – by pushing the camera in – until Alisha’s ENCHANTING peepers completely fill the screen before quickly cutting away.

A truly fantastic CUM SWALLOWING finish – and one that you certainly won’t want to miss.


LOLA NOIR


This next scene is the movie’s shortest – but it’s no less – a FANTASY for every man.


Lola is Rodney’s housekeeper. She’s a Goth-style BRUNETTE with pretty short-cut bangs. She arrives wearing a cute bare-shoulders LITTLE-BLACK-DRESS. She has a pretty pale complexion and dramatic red STREAKS in her hair.

She immediately situates herself in the KITCHEN – and starts to pull out some pots and pans. She apologizes for being late – but says that DINNER will be ready shortly. Gee, do women – still do that? (Be housekeepers, that is.)


Here’s the FUN part . . .


Rodney – and the camera – are both watching her, POV style – from a nearby sofa. She circles around the kitchen’s island – to stand directly in front of him.

Without breaking stride in her monolog – she immediately begins to PEEL out of her clothes – by TUGGING her little-black-dress off of her shoulders and PUSHING it all of the way down to the floor. Ohh boy.

She then turns AWAY from him – and urges down her SLIP (who wears those any more?) – revealing her cute, THONG-covered ass.

She then faces him once again – and reaches back to UNDO her bra – while dramatically THROWING that aside. She has PERT tits – which reminded me of two giant RICE balls. How so? Maybe because – they’re UNTANNED.

Lola then completes her DISROBING – by bending forward and EASING down her panties – while showing off her cute BARE ass to her boss. She’s now COMPLETELY naked for him. Very nice.

Strangely, Rodney didn’t ask her to UNDRESS. Lola just did it on her own. ???


It finally DAWNS on me – that one of Lola’s responsibilities as Rodney’s housekeeper – is to strip and SUCK his penis. Gee, how cool is that? Is there any GUY – who wouldn’t want a HOUSEMAID like Lola – to service him so? (Men can be such pricks sometimes, can’t they?)


Surprising, Lola has no PANTY lines – just unbroken pale pink flesh – from her ankles to her head. That means – she probably arrived PANTYLESS and then put them on – just before she took them OFF. It’s what ALL porn actresses do. Gee, how considerate.


“That’s better,” she says, once she’s totally naked – as if that’s much more COMFORTABLE, which it probably is.

She then crosses her knees – and LOWERS herself to the floor – as though she’s CURTSEYING for the queen.


Lola then crawls between Rodney’s open legs – to begin RAVENOUSLY sucking his dick – which is ALREADY out and hard, and waiting for her attention.

She knows exactly what he wants. She’s obviously done this before. She opens her mouth wide – and immediately takes him all in. She LOOKS up at him occasionally with her PRETTY brown eyes – which reminded me of an obedient GEISHA (a Japanese whore).

The camera gets in close – as Lola wraps her beautiful LIPS around his rigid cock. She has a very slow and deliberate way of sucking. She also alternates – between using her HANDS and her FACE – to lovingly stroke his tool.

While she’s kneeling, Rodney CLUTCHES her jaw – to control the tempo of her affection. He then stands – and GRABS the back of her head – to fuck her mouth more vigorously like her cunt. Yeah.

Lola doesn’t go very fast, herself. But you can tell that she’s achieving great SUCTION – since she leaves very little SPIT behind as she blows. The camera wanders down to Lola’s creamy breasts – to highlight her stud PIERCED nipples


Now, here’s the TASTY part . . .


For his finish, Rodney has Lola – lie BACK on the sofa – as he JERKS off into her maw. She sticks out her tongue – and Rodney SQUIRTS his load – deliciously inside.

A little dribbles down Lola’s CHIN – and she quickly SCOOPS that in. She MOANS with delight as she swallows.

Lola then LICKS her fingers clean – and smacks her lips at the tip of every DIGIT – as though she were eating KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN or ribs. Sweet.

That Lola – doesn’t want to MISS a single flavorful morsel. Good girl.


Lola then adds, ‘WELL . . . NOW, I GUESS I’VE HAD MY DINNER. AND I SHOULD GO GET STARTED ON YOURS?” Very nice.

(My beau, of course -- now wants me to SAY this line – after EVERY time I suck his cock. I just told him – to go to hell.)

That bitch, Lola – really knows her place, doesn’t she? (She’s probably also set the FEMALE species – back fifty years.)


After all, ANY woman hired – to COOK your food – should also SUCK your dick and DRINK your cum as well. Wouldn’t you agree?

Gosh, why else – would you HIRE her? Makes absolute sense – to me. (Wives are definitely – not included.)


Leave it to Rodney – to be so blatantly SEXIST. I loved it. A very fun scene.


KATIE ST. IVES & CHRISSY NOVA


The finale with these TWO lovelies is also one of my favorites. But NOT because the girls make LOVE to each other – because they don’t. Too bad.

Again, it’s that FANTASY fulfillment thing.

Getting completely NAKED – and SUCKING your boss’s cock – should be in every cute girl’s JOB DESCRIPTION, right?

And Katie and Chrissy are WELL VERSED – at doing BOTH -- as we’ll soon see.


The action starts out with Chrissy arriving for her interview to become Rodney’s PERSONAL assistant. She’s sexily attired – in a DEEP PLUNGING bikini-style top – that nicely shows off her gorgeous boobs.

She’s also sporting – a really SHORT jeans skirt – which pleasingly highlights her LONG legs while accentuating her shapely HIPS. Very nice.

Her skirt is so SHORT, in fact – that it BARELY covers her ASS out back. And when she SITS – it’s super-easy to LOOK UP her dress – to see the tiny black MICRO-THONG invitingly covering her CROTCH out front. Oh my.

But, hey – isn’t that why short SKIRTS were invented in the first place? And Chrissy’s curvy figure – certainly takes FULL advantage of it.


(Ladies, when you finally embrace your own innate attraction to other women – you may suddenly realize how much fun it is – to PEEK UP other women’s hem lines. Trust me.)


Katie is wearing a slinky blue TUBE dress – which hides her own VOLUPTUOUS pair remarkably well. But not for long.


Here’s the FUN part . . .


Chrissy’s been a personal assistant before. But she says -- that she’s NEVER had to wear – such REVEALING clothes while being so employed.

Katie calmly explains – that Rodney is a PORN producer -- and that he likes for his assistants to dress PROVACATIVELY while on the set -- as INSPIRATION for the performers (and for HIMSELF, too – I’ll bet).

Katie then adds – that Chrissy will have to be NAKED – at least HALF of the time. WTF?

Chrissy, however – isn’t shocked by this – as much as you might expect. She readily admits – that she REALLY needs the money. (There’s the rub, huh?)

Katie further assures her – that WORKING for Rodney is also a lot of fun – and that she won’t be required to perform any sex ON FILM. Remarkably, Chrissy is still on board with all of this. Silly girl.


The message here, of course – is that you can get any BABE to do anything you WANT – so long as you PAY her, right?

The other LEARNING here – is that ALL women are WHORES – which they really are. Hey, works for me.


Katie than asks Chrissy if she can take her PHOTO which she’ll immediately forward to Rodney via her phone for his review. But Chrissy, of course – needs to get totally NAKED first. Hey, it’s about time.

Once Katie reassures her – that the photos won’t be PUBLISHED anywhere – then Chrissy has absolutely no problems taking off her clothes. Cool.


It was fun to watch her undress, especially since Chrissy has such a fantastic figure. She whips her TOP off over her head – revealing her bra-covered TITS.

She steps out of her tiny BLACK string bikini– and undoes her very pretty brassiere. She has an absolutely tiny bush – and extremely glorious boobs.

Chrissy seems to enjoy getting naked – and there wasn’t even a HINT of embarrassment – as she poses for Katie by turning to-and-fro. Chrissy looks absolutely STUNNING totally nude.

I liked her undressing segment so much – that I watched it in a continuous loop – so that I could savor BOTH her “before” and “after” more completely.

Now that she’s totally naked, Katie snaps her photo from several angles – and then forwards them electronically to Rodney. He replies almost immediately that he wants to see Chrissy, so Katie has Chrissy gather up her clothes, and takes her to a room next door.


Now, here’s the SEXY part . .


Katie introduces Chrissy to Rodney -- and Chrissy, although naked, unhesitatingly shakes his hand.

Rodney quickly COMPLIMENTS her on having great boobs, and Chrissy is understandably flattered.

He goes on further to say, in fact – that he PRIDES himself on having assistants – all of whom have great tata’s.

To prove his point – he immediately pulls down the top of KATIE’S knit dress – to completely expose her EQUALLY stupendous pair.

Katie is much more petite than Chrissy – so the utter size and quality of her titties comes as a complete surprise. Wow.

Katie isn’t at all embarrassed. In fact, she’s quite proud – to be so openly displaying her very fine jugs. She even jumps up-and-down slightly to make her boobies bounce. That Katie – is a real show off.

Rodney then reaches out – to squeeze on Chrissy’s left tit -- which catches Chrissy by surprise. “Is this part of the job?” she asks hesitantly.

Rodney says for her not to worry, and that this is quite normal – which he confirms by also clutching firmly – on Katie’s right boob. Katie, for her part – simply nods her head, smiles – and acknowledges that Rodney -- does this ALL of the time.

Chrissy is completely mollified by all of this. If it’s OKAY for Katie – she supposes, then its okay for HER, as well. (Women are such lemmings, aren’t they? especially – for money.)

Chrissy really perks up, however – when Rodney agrees to hire her on the spot. He even gives her a bonus – for starting right away.

“Sweet,” is all Chrissy says – as a supplicating smile spreads quickly across her face.

Rodney, however – still has a few more surprises yet in store for Chrissy. (She hasn’t yet – sucked his dick.)


At this point, I can’t help but be amazed – by how visually pleasurable it is – to have two beautiful and TOPLESS babes standing in front of us while sharing a relatively normal conversation.

It’s like – ALL women should lounge around TOPLESS while conversing indoors – shouldn’t they? Hey, isn’t that what titties are for – to be admired, right?


Now, here’s the SATISFYING part . . .


Both girls then get on their knees – and proceed to suck on Rodney’s dick. Chrissy is taken back, at first – but becomes more comfortable with the job’s responsibilities – once she sees Katie taking the plunge.


My attention kept going back-and-forth between BOTH women’s actions:


Chrissy sucks him with long, deep strokes as though it’s something she’s definitely done before. (Suck dick, that is.)

Katie uses a twisting double-handed motion before taking it almost all of the way down her throat.

Chrissy, by contrast -- prefers to use a hands-free technique as she dive bombs Rodney’s dick with her face. Nice.

Katie has beautiful eyes as she looks up lovingly as she sucks.

Chrissy definitely knows how to use her tongue – to increase the friction on the underside of Rodney’s pole as she bobs.

Katie finally gets naked to also show off her gorgeous bod, and her slightly more delicate frame.

Both girls have -- trimmed their bushes – to END right at the top edge of their labia. Cute.

Katie then squats on all fours – and shakes her butt for the camera – and Chrissy then does likewise.

As their conclusion approaches – Rodney has Chrissy tit fuck his dick – between her gorgeous knockers. And then Katie does the same – after lubricating her mammaries with her spit. Very nice.


The girls then LIE on their backs – with their faces pressed together side-by-side – as Rodney ejaculates into BOTH of their open mouths.

Both wenches get a taste – as they roll the cum around on the front of their lips – before sucking it all in AND then reciting Rodney’s SIGNATURE line in unison:


“WE SWALLOW,” as both girls smile and laugh with delight.


The incredible BEAUTY of these two nicely-endowed cuties – made their two-on-one blow job an absolutely pleasure to watch.

Their seemingly innocent acceptance -- of Rodney’s sexually manipulative job description – also made this another entertaining EVERY-MAN’S-FANTASY-COME-TRUE.


That Rodney – is an absolute genius – isn’t he?


CONCLUSIONS


As extras, there’s nothing. NO photo gallery or BTS footage; not even trailers from other Rodney releases.

There are, however – numerous chapter breaks per scene – which makes it easier to focus on the action of your choice (while masturbating).

Rodney’s movies seem, at first -- to be remarkably simple – because they are.

The production values aren’t high – but decent. And the women – are naturally gorgeous – and not overly costumed or embellished.


What makes Rodney’s movies so much fun – is that EVERY woman alive, it seems – was created by GOD to lovingly suck your dick and to hungrily drink your seed.

Gosh, weren’t they? Real life should be so grand. Enjoy.



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