Water Melons 2 Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  7/11/2010

There are no surprises in Watermelons 2, its all big racks, wet t-shirts, and motor-boat craving pants down action from Mike Quasar. The man produces very watchable porn, a style that is light on the intellectual stimulation but heavy on the stroke value, a good thing given a man with a stiff dick in the mood to mount has no inclination for highbrow scripts.

Nikki Sexx
Babygirl just has it going on, so when she is strutting in a wifebeater next to the pool you can be sure a wet t-shirt of some resemblance is in the vicinity. She seems to be very toned around the midriff in this scene, and generally just looking as hot as volcano’s lava. With Rocco Reed bringing the beef, this turns out to be far form the most emotional of scenes, and when it comes to eating pussy if Rocco was getting paid by the lick he couldn’t afford to buy a cup of coffee from Dirty Ron McDonald. So for all his man scaping and tanning, he just doesn’t quite bring out the x-factor in Nikki for this one. No great value lost given its just easy to gaze at Nikki, a man’s man can imagine ravaging those curves like an animal.

Jayden Jaymes
It’s easy to get excited about watching The J-Train, as her body is just sensational. She has one of the best bob jobs in the business, with her puppies being soft and voluptuous and hanging perfectly, very rare for bolt-ons. And the proportions of her ass and legs match them perfectly. John Strong must be commended for his opening as he pays those rib monkeys the attention they deserve, sucking, squeezing and motor-boating his way into Jayden’s pants like we all think about doing at the start of one of her scenes. From there the little man works through a solid repertoire of rug cutting, but its easy not to notice, as it is a challenge to divert your attention from Jayden.

Charley Chase
The sexual innuendos involving a woman in a wife beater holding a running hose is rolled out for the Charley Chase intro, and she has a fine natural rack to slide the plastic snake between. Now Charley really sucks cock with love, and she gives Dane Cross some of the best foreplay you will see. Its sloppy, deep, and there are hand twists and ball licks that would keep you amused for hours. But just when the Cross starts to look comfortable she spit on her boobs and wants to be tit fucked, great stuff. This scene is has an energy and intensity about it, Charley really riding the cock with vigour, and Cross bringing some decent force to his thrusts even though he looks like he should be riding his skateboard to a halfpipe. Charley is just a hottie, and apart from having a PhD in cocksucking in her arsenal, her pierced nips are some of the cutest things ever.

Sara Sloane
It seems as if Mark Wood is one of the few dudes on Sara Sloane’s ‘yes’ list, and this is another familiar type of performance with Sara looking exceptional and producing her usual array of porno theatrics during proceedings. The blonde has a bubbly nature anyway, but she certainly knows when the camera is rolling. Her perky tits are a great addition and get some solid attention here, and she shows off that fine booty with lots of turnaround work. But her biggest asset is her deep throat ability. She really can shove a cock tonsil deep, and her tongue definitely likes to work a knob. It’s a decent showing all around.

Angel Dark
Angel kicks this off in the pool so you can be sure the white singlet doesn’t stay dry for long. These boobs are natural, and they are a super set on a long lean body. Once Angel is out of the pool Tony Rosano is soon stuffing his cock in her mouth. Its a fairly standard type of repertoire, with not a lot of tit fucking and an overdose of spooning, but Angel Dark doesn’t need to do a lot to be good. The brunette just has this natural Euro look and demeanour, but is definitely not shy when a man has his pants off. It’s a nice little hand job to finish, Angel mercifully taking control of things and jerking off Tony over her perfect tits.

The Final Fling
If ever a man should be allowed to shoot BTS it is Mike Quasar. The Q man is again in rare form in a couple of interviews with Charley Chase and Jayden Jaymes, weaving a spell of comical magic as the girls open up to the camera. This includes The J-Train discussing her love of all men “mullato”. I consider myself a man of the world but the term had me scurrying to Wikipedia thinking it was some kind of haircut with a mudflap type appearance. People say strange things in front of a camera, things that will no doubt get certain posters on the ADT forums punching keys in a virile nature. Obviously this is not your usual where are you from, when did you get into porn type bullshit. As for the feature its definitely a heavily breasted affair, with the opening wet t-shirt tease set to music and in slow motion before the good stuff rolls. The scenes are simple but of a typical high standard associated with 3rd Degree, and the girls are all of the pure honeypants variety. Not a bad watch.

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