War On A Rack Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  11/20/2009

War On A Rack is Mick Blue’s directorial endeavour into boob orientated drama, and on first glance he definitely knows how to assemble actresses for starring roles. While Blue balls asserts directors privileges in three of the scenes, it is quite clear his choice of participatory rights is well considered. The threesome with Alanah Rae and Nika Noire is dynamite, and Courtney Cummz is definitely picking up what the Blue man is putting down. Elsewhere there is some decent stroke value for lovers of rib monkeys and if your preferences like Blue’s is for plastic fantastic, then you will have no dramas busting a nut to this simple edition.

Mason Moore
As you would expect the illustrated brunette has a heaving rack. In an outfit that would best be described as a couple of seat belts sewn together as it is very similar to the kit worn by Terri Summers in Ass Worship 8, and looks rather dazzling. It provides minimal coverage to say the least, and once a touch oil is applied Mason looks good enough to molest. She reaches for the vibrator and gets herself off, but the fans didn’t pay their money to see Mason and her toy box, and mercifully Pat Myne steps in squirting a bottle of baby oil and brandishing a cock that is as hard as a cat’s head. Mason makes a lot of sultry noises but they take nothing away form her deep throat ability, as when she turns on the charm she can swallow the turkey neck until her chin is covered in ball bag and the man pubes are poking up her nose. Myne goes balls deep in the pussy and as Mason squirms and shakes he reaches the point of no return several times without ever tipping over the edge. When his prostate can take no more punishment he finally blows in Mason’s mouth. The girl is definitely a flirtatious type with a hard cock in the room, and she really gets into the fuck times here.

Kagney Linn Karter
The young blonde has a mean body, and as far as implants go this is definitely some of the surgeon’s finest work. Once the bikini is dropped and the rig oiled, Kagney moves inside to find an eager Marco Banderras, who is on the way home from a teeth whitening session at the dentist surgery. Kagney is always cock friendly and eager to please but at this stage of her career, with her obvious youth and beauty, it hasn’t been necessary for her to learn the art of moving in that minksing gate that girls use when strutting to the podium. But she does know how to make a cock nice and sloppy, and when she rides the love hammer it is usually with boundless energy. This scene however isn’t overly passionate, so it might be worth a once off but will not inspire repeat viewings.

Nika Noire & Alanah Rae
This is a pairing sent from the heavens. If you took these two home on a Saturday night you would know come Monday morning that you had been to the top of the mountain, and the rest of your sexual journey through life could be a mundane experience. The hardware is some of the surgeon’s best work, and after the unoriginal bikini and tanning oil opening Mick Blue utilizes directors privileges and finds himself ears deep in rack and crack. These two girls are pure cock lovers and their tandem work is truly sensational. When Mick puts the camera down and the action moves from POV, it gives him a chance to really cut loose. The ensuing action is nearly worth the cost of the DVD, all thanks to the zeal of Alanah and Nika. These two simply love it, and by the looks of things this is definitely not their first one man party. They both ride and suck the cock like they have been in a two year man drought. While the bolt from the Blue is never overly animated this scene is nearly worthy of a nomination for threesome of the year.

Phoenix Marie
Phoenix has a big booty, mad cans, and an appetite for cock that can’t be sated. Once she drops the orange bikini and douses herself in oil she reaches straight for the glass dildo, which has a brief flirtation with her pussy before being slammed in the backdoor. As the limey pom Ben English watches on you know he is ready for a bit of action on the bell end, and Phoenix takes off his jeans and introduces her tonsils to the happy stick. But one cock is not enough for this girl so Blue balls steps from behind the camera and Phoenix is soon on the spitroast with a cock hammering away at each end. Having a couple of follicley challenged short men from Europe at her disposal is like a red rag to a bull for Phoenix, and she is soon taking balls deep inches in her ass like the cocks belong to pre-pubescent choirboys. While this scene is more business like than exciting, and there isn’t a lot legitimate feeling, it really is amazing how easily the curvy blonde takes the ass play. If you enjoy watching a pair of meaty cheeks get parted for the beef injection then their will be nuggets of enjoyment for you here.

Courtney Cummz
Prior to the enhancements Courtney wouldn’t have made the cut in a boob orientated stick flick. Now she has a rack built for romance, and as she oils those puppies up and flirts with Mick Blue her playful nature makes her look rather saucy. Courtney is always proactive in her scenes and she has listened to the Blue Train several times before. The couple put together a decent repertoire of moves with the POV tit fucking and blow job work bringing Courtney’s cuteness into prominence. When the director puts the camera down the spiritual connection continues as Courtney takes a good serving of the Blue stick in her pussy and ass. The girl really is a star. She is playful, talks dirty, and genuinely just worships the cock.

In Closing
This is quite a simple little fuck film. One look at the cover and you will see there is some heavenly boobage involved in the fun times, but while the scenes are decent there is nothing that will startle you with the scent of pure excellence. Blue’s direction is good without being ground breaking, and with the exception of a couple of absolute great scenes the rest is similar to that you would find anywhere else. So War On A Rack is basically your five, half hour scenes and some brief BTS that funnily enough has a hot looking pommie bird in Roxy Jezel cooking it up. Maybe wait for this one to hit the bargain bin or take it home from the rental rack.

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