Voluptuous Xtra 9 Review

The Score Group publishes a number of magazines aimed at various special interests. One of their magazines, Voluptuous, features girls who are naturally large-breasted (their slogan is 100% silicone free). And they aren't just busty--women with a regular "D" tend to look flat-chested against the featured models and recurring stars. Voluptuous girls aren't just busty, they're typically massive.

The problem with huge, natural breasts is that everything else is larger as well. Score's DVD companions, the "Voluptuous Xtra" series, make this pretty obvious. All of the girls on here look like they'd be pretty if they were thin, but all of them are substantially overweight. They're not freakishly fat, but they are in that hazy area between being simply plump and "roll her in flour." If you already tend to like meaty women, this is no problem, otherwise you should check out the box covers for this title and eyeball these girls before spending your money, because you may not like it.

Six scenes, all straight BG sex. The guys are uncredited and mostly have that generic "guy with a donkey dick" look. There are no sub-menus so after you pick a girl, you have to surf to find a bit you may particularly like. The scenes are mostly by the numbers: a collection of positions and poses and you can check them off as they occur.

Scene 1: Joy Juggs has medium-brown shoulder-length hair with highlights, and wears a red bustier that never completely comes off (she just rolls the top down to expose her boobs). Breast play, cunnilingus, standing titty fuck, him-reclining titty-fuck and oral, her-reclining titty-fuck and oral, missionary, sideways (him behind), doggie, reverse cowgirl, oral cumshot.

Scene 2: Hayden has long, dark hair and is probably the leanest of the girls. Begins with her stradding her guy and oiling up her boobs and then giving him a back massage. Then rolls him over for a titty fuck, doggie, missionary, reverse cowgirl and an oral cumshot.

Scene 3: Bozena is another long, raven-haired girl, but with bright eyes and a sweet smile. Titty fucking and oral, doggie, reverse cowgirl, missionary, oral cumshot.

Scene 4: Roxie is a caramel-colored brunette. Oral, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggie, side, doggie again, a titty fuck, and a cumshot.

Scene 5: Mandi Hart is probably the heaviest of the group, and also has long, flowing dark hair. Breast-play, cunnilingus, handjob and titty fuck, oral, titty fuck, sideways, missionary, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, cumshot.

Scene 6: Aspen is another brunette paired. Breast play, oral, missionary, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side, anal (the only one on the DVD to do this), oral cumshot.

Extras:
Besides the usual "slide show," previews of other DVDs, and an advertisement for their website, you get four "bonus" videos. Three are "behind the scenes" type videos, but one scene stars Ivy, a blonde, dressed as a nurse who services a guy on a doctor's exam table. Oral, titty fuck, missionary, cowgirl, doggie, oral cumshot. I don't know why that was made a "bonus" instead of a regular scene.

Video and sound are good. Score videos mimic the look of their magazine shoots: well lit, flat lighting, minimal sets that look like sets (as opposed to looking realistic), and lots of camera angles so you can see all the action. No annoying music track on this one, which is a plus in my book. There's a slight attempt at setting up a scenario at the beginning of each scene, but that's abandoned once boobs come out. And of course, because Voluptuous is a big-boob magazine, they do feature prominently here. This is not one of those lame videos that says it's big boobs and then the girls never take them out of their bras, or they're brought out but subsequently ignored. There's plenty of boob play, nipple sucking, titty fucking, and general attention to them as the scenes go on.

Lately I've been having a tough time reviewing Score titles. They're exactly what they promise; they give you a lot of content for your money; they're nicely produced and polished. But they look exactly like what they are: a live action version of a magazine shoot. The girls, to some extent or another, look like they're going through the routine, as if they were being porked on camera every day. Every moan, every dirty talk, every change in position makes the whole thing look as staged and choreographed as a political convention. I watch these things with mostly cold detachment, feeling like I'm observing people fucking as if I were a sex researcher counting the number of strokes before orgasm. It's quality porn, but it's cold, cynical porn. I'd never used the word "erotic" to describe anything in it. There's no heat. There's no passion. There's no fantasy that I'm peaking in on what these people would be doing anyway if the cameras weren't around.

Final: if you like really big tits, and if you like women with meat on their bones (quite a bit of meat, actually), and you like the standard faire of porn that looks like a photo shoot for magazine, then this should top your list. If want something that doesn't look like it could be a touring stage show, you'll have to keep looking.