Voluptuous Xtra 5 Review

Since this is my first ever porn review, I think I should establish a few of my likes and dislikes right off the bat (I may keep this as a reference in future reviews also, if I do more). You can skip this and go to the main body of the review (or pick which scene recap you want to read (Orsolya's, Anja's, Lilith's, Paige Plenty's, Annie Swanson's, or Sierra's)), but I think it's important to do this because tastes in porn can vary wildly and while certain aspects of a porn movie are very clear-cut in their quality (lighting, picture quality, sound level, and so on), the things that get a person off are of course very subjective. So even if a reviewer gives a particular movie a great or poor review, your opinion may differ if you find something there that happens to tickle you in just the right way, or that leaves you completely indifferent. In order to find out if your tastes match mine, here's a brief rundown of things that I look for in porn, and then things that I could do without. I've tried as best I can to put the "why's" with each item, but sometimes it's hard to explain these things other than "well, I find this hot and it really does it for me." You know what I mean.

Likes:

• Deep-throating and hands-less blowjobs. So amazing to see thick long cocks disappear in a chick's mouth, I think it shows real dedication.
• Ball sucking. I never really see enough of this anywhere, and when there's some it's always way too brief and/or poorly filmed.
• F to M rimming. Exact same comments as above.
• Massive cumshots and facials. This might be particular, but I really prefer a good facial to any kind of swallowing. I want that white goo spread all over a girl's face, it's gotta be a nice mess. When it's just deposited and disappears in a girl's mouth, there's nothing to see.
• Curvaceous, slightly plump or chunky females. I know I'm in the minority with this, but a little extra weight does wonders for curves and nice meaty flesh, and to me looks great. I'll try to avoir using the expression "reubenesque" too often, but that's pretty much what it comes down to. BBW is a genre which is really misrepresented with a bunch of bad releases (with poor production values being the major problem), and often they get two things really wrong: 1. the women are often way too fat, with huge hanging bellies and other unappealing features, and 2. they seem to ignore the second B in BBW, which stands for beautiful. If the girl doesn't have a pretty face, big curves won't do much for me.
• Huge natural tits. This pretty much goes with the above, as with nice round asses.
• Positions: CG (best way to view a nice rotund ass), RCG, some sideways stuff, others I'll mention along the way in a given review. Any position where the girl can grind away and rub herself against the guy(s) looks great, CG again comes to mind.
• DPs of all kinds. Regular DP is a favorite (it just... looks good), but I prefer DPP to DAP. Why? More realistic and intimate perhaps (if you can say that of any porn!)
• MMF threesomes. That was obvious from the above, but I'd like to add that there's just so much more that can be done with this combination of people than most any other in my opinion. I generally prefer groupings where the number of males is higher than that of females, because there's more to do and it heightens a feeling of domination, also increasing a willingness to submit by the females. Other than DPs, there are abundant suck-fuck combinations which are fun to watch. The one thing I really really enjoy in FFM threesomes is when both girls are licking/sucking one cock simultaneously, or one sucks the cock and the other the balls, etc.. Again, I don't see enough of this anywhere!
• Titfucking. A scene with a girl with big natural tits is a crime without this.
• Girls jacking guys off to the cumshot. A too rare occurence, as discussed in a thread not too long ago. Wish this happened more often... I have nothing against guys jacking themselves to orgasm, but the girl doing it makes it so much hotter. I guess because it shows again real dedication on her part to please. A cumshot resulting from simple titfucking is also amazing and priceless.
• Snowballing. Two girls exchanging sloppy cum-covered kisses always does it for me.
• Really feminine she-males but with great big functionning cocks -- ok I'll stay away from getting into this subject at the moment, as it's a whole other can of worms, and since it doesn't relate at all to this movie, I'll keep it at that.

Dislikes:

• Constant zooming in to the crotch/penetration point. What's the point? A dick going into a pussy looks the same no matter who the performers are when you get in that close. I like a variety of shots, especially full body shots where you can see what's going on with everything. How do her tits look in this position? Where are her hands? His? Things like that. I hate quick cuts too... when something looks good, linger on it for a bit.
• Girls that are "shapeless"; i.e. no curves, small butt, flat tits. Where's the fun in that? An exceptionally beautiful girl (nice face) will still be interesting, but will always be second to a voluptuous beauty. But I'll add to all this that Gauge, Belladonna, Shyla Stylez, Silvia Saint, Stacy Valentine, Alisha Klass and Jessica Darlin are probably my all-time favorite better-known pornstars, so make what you will of that information.
• Bigger than necessary boobjobs. When is big too big? Well it depends... but when it starts looking like two tacked-on volleyballs, a rack is no longer erotic.
• FF and female-only tease scenes. These rarely do it for me, even if the women are extremely attractive. Perhaps this is because these scenes are missing the "this is where I'd like to be" element, unless you enjoy imagining being a dildo or sopey water.
• Hairy slits. A complete shave is not always necessary (but usually does look damn good), but proper trimming and grooming is. Oh, come to think of it, this goes for guys too. Please shave those hairy balls fellas... it's truly atrocious seeing those things pump away especially when the girl took the time to trim all nice and clean.
• Limp and/or small dicks, weak "dripping" cumshots. I'm sorry, but I expect quality and quantity from male performers. Especially with thicker women, it's important that the cocks be big and hard, so they stand out and are doing something in there.
• Near comatose performers. I really like seeing the girls enjoying themselves and putting some body-english into it, being active participants in the acts.
• Choking... unless both performers are really into it and enjoying it. Even then it can feel a little creepy.

Indifferent/can vary:

• Gaping. Sometimes it's sexy, sometimes it just looks like a huge gash and it gets scary.
• Gagging. I almost put this in the Likes section, but sometimes it's really annoying. I'd just rather see real nice and smooth deep-throating than gagging, but both are good.
• Interracial sex. Feels like I've seen the black male/white female combination way too often and it doesn't provoke any special reaction for me. I'm more interested in seeing white male/black female, or black male/asian female, both of which I think you don't see as much.
• Anal. No longer the attraction and novelty it once was, as it's all over the place. I don't hate it, as there are some positions (CG) which look especially good with anal, and there are lots of interesting things to do with it, it's just not very much more arousing than regular vaginal sex, except in a DP.
  Doggy style sex. Nothing exceptional there, unless it's a good full-body shot from the side, and the girl is really putting herself into it, i.e. pushing back, moving along, etc.. I think missionnary style also usually looks pretty plain in porn.
• Toys. Usually I don't find any special appeal in the run-of-the-mill dildos and other accessories. A few exceptions: the rubber-ball-on-a-string type dildo that Aurora Snow stuffed up her ass in Ass Worship 2, those double-dildos (instant DP - fun!), and (this is another category altogether) girls that use strap-on dildos on men -- another particular fetish of mine.
• Sexy clothes and outfits. Sometimes they bring out something really special in a performer, sometimes they're unnecessary. Same with makeup. Same with tattoos and piercing -- sometimes many of these can give a performer a "slutty" trashy look that I find appealing for some reason, other times I just don't care. I really find some goth chicks attractive.
• Plots. Just keep 'em short and get to the sex. I guess I prefer gonzo or all-sex porn, since this is either for getting off or getting in the mood with my gf, not for a story.
• Guys going down girls. Nothing bad here, just doesn't do anything for me on screen. It's not a sex act which is important enough visually, and thus not well-suited to porn according to me.
• Long fingernails. I wouldn't want those around my privates... scary.

Now... the review:

Synopsis
This movie features six scenes, each of them being one girl with one guy. As you may have guessed by the title, the girls are fleshy and far from anorexic, but they're also quite pretty. It's pretty much non-stop sex throughout, no plot to get in the way. There's no music (except in the menus and little intro graphics for each scene.) The sex is all indoors, no condoms, and features a typical array of positions: missionary, reverse-cowgirl, cowgirl, doggystyle. There are also good blowjobs and titfucking in every scene, a definite plus. The girls are practically all naked from the get-go, and the camerawork is ideal for this kind of movie, emphasizing these girls' chubby bodies and especially their massive tits.

Scene 1: Orsolya
It took me a while to come back to this scene as I have a few issues with it. First off, it's the only scene in the movie where I don't like the lighting. Everything seems overexposed, slightly washed out, too white and giving an almost out of focus, fuzzy feel. The video quality was good, but the lighting and color were really not to my taste. I like things crisp and with a feeling of natural light, but of course very well-lit. Anyway, that aside it's a wonderful scene. Orsolya is a stunning Hungarian beauty, a little plump, but with huge natural round breasts. Her red lipstick stands out a bit much but it's bearable, and her jet-black hair, if not a wig, is somewhat odd. On the other hand, it matches her milky white skin nicely (though that might be overemphasized by the lightning in this scene as explained above) and I can't imagine her with another hair color except perhaps dark brown. There's very little tease in this scene and we go almost straight to the action when her partner shows up, a guy with a good build and physique. There's a nice blowjob to start, then he eats her out and the fucking begins. Most of the action is on a couch and the actors look confortable. They go through a variety of positions, including some real nice CG and RCG, this last one offering great full-body shots, allowing us to bask fully in the glory of Orsolya's massive tits. Her completely shaved pussy also looks really good. There was one position which I really liked, sort of a RCG but with the guy more in a sitting position, his back propped up against the armrest, and shot from the side; I liked how Orsolya hardly moved but the guy was giving many quick upward thrusts from under her, almost holding her down against him to better ram it in. A complete summary of the action sounds like this: blowjob, oral on her, mish, doggy, that sort of sitting doggy/rcg I just described, rcg, spoon, back to rcg, cg anal, doggy anal (we see this from behind and it looks excellent), and then (in a trend that will continue throughout this movie) titfucking followed by the guy jacking himself until he cums on her breasts. This guy offers the best load in the movie, good quantity, and he shoots hard, even splattering her face with one of the first streams even though he was far and aiming mostly for her breasts! Very nice.

Scene 2: Anja
Anja is a beautiful German mocha-colored ebony beauty. Her mammaries are of considerable size and again completely natural, more than you would ever want. Which is just enough for me. I really appreciated a nice little touch during the initial RCG, where Anja reached between her legs and rubbed the guy's balls a bit. Very erotic and unexpected, alas it didn't last very long. The sex goes like this: blowjob, titfucking/more cocksucking, rcg, spoon, some sort of standing doggy style with the guy holding her right leg up and backwards, cg, and finally some very hot-looking breastfucking followed by the expected: the guy strokes himself until he cums all over her abundant chest. A note about the male performers in this movie: they are (on purpose I believe) little more than anonymous cocks. We barely ever see their faces, as its obvious the producers wanted nothing in the way of these chubby beauties. I don't think I have anything against this, as I wasn't at any point "missing" the guy's presence, but... those looking for better interaction (vocal or otherwise) on the part of the male performers will need to find a different movie, as here only the girls do the talking (if any), and you rarely see the guy's reactions to anything that's happening. They perform well however, no limp or very small cocks, so no complaints. I would have prefered larger, messier cumshots, but hey not everybody is Peter North. Anyway, this was a great scene, but a bit short.

Scene 3: Lilith
This scene features the girl which most might find to be the least attractive of the bunch. Lilith might very well be the chunkier of all the ladies on this disc, and while I find her weight and shape perfectly acceptable (if not an utter turn-on) some might find her to be a bit much. She also looks like the oldest girl on here. Again, this doesn't take away anything from her in my eyes (especially since she has such a pretty face), but if you prefer the younger ones you might want to consider this.She has long straight hair (mix of colors... some brown, blond and black) and also the smallest tits out of all of them, but given the gigantic standard here, they're still nothing to scoff at. Note: she also has a belly-button ring, and a small tattoo above her right tit, if anyone cares. The tease and titplay to start drags on much too long. However I liked the section where she "poked" the guy's cock into one of her tits (not titfucking but actually pushing into the tit where the nipple is) -- something gals with smaller chests would definitely not be able to do! I would have appreciated more good full-body shots during the CG sex, sure her plump rump is nice but I would have better appreciated in an ensemble view that lasted longer. During the cg and mish sequences of fucking, some zits and such were apparent on Lilith's butt, not very attractive but easily overlooked as the overall image was stunning. Near the scene's end there is some great titfucking with Lilith on her back (the best-looking in the movie), and from the pace and intensity displayed I was convinced I would be witnessing a fabulous titfucked-induced cumshot. Sadly, the guy stopped eventually and jacked himself to climax (as they switched to a standing position), as in every other scene here. I had the same feeling during Anja's scene previously, and that also disappointed. Summary of positions and action: lots of titplay, blowjob (with great mischievious look in her eyes, loved that), cg, rcg, spoon (actually, more like she was on her back, the guy on the side), mish, doggy (good swinging tit action here), and the now customary titfuck followed by jerk off and cumshot on the tits.

Scene 4: Paige Plenty
Paige looks like a real cute, fun girl. She might be the youngest here, and she looks real enthusiastic. Medium-short brownish red curly hair, a round but nice face (with almost sort-of a second chin!), really big natural boobs (right nipple pierced). Her bellybutton is also pierced. She's paired with a rather scrawny-looking guy and I don't know how he'll be able to handle this rotund honey! There's a long sequence of cocksucking and breastfucking to start. Paige then oils her tits with the man's help and some titplay follows naturally. The fucking is solid and doesn't drag. Miss Plenty's jelly jiggles and I think it looks great, even during doggystyle and missionnary, which is quite something. Her grinding during CG and RCG is awesome to witness also. The RCG sequence was particularly delightful as Paige was first sitting very upright on the guy, and her fleshy body swayed beautifully, and later she was more leaning back against him, offering a different view and perspective. The action was ordered like so: blowjob/titfucking, titplay, mish, mish with her legs straight up and closed together (there's something we don't see often in porn, even though it's not an unusual or acrobatic position... they should feature it more as it looked pretty good!!), doggy (nice shot of her ass here... and boy it would have been nice if her butthole had been plugged, it looked great), rcg, cg (the guy sticked a couple fingers in her butt at one point during this, almost making my previous wish come true), mish, immediately followed by a cumshot that hits more her belly than her plump tits -- how could he miss a target that big?? Overall, our fourth great scene in a row.

Scene 5: Annie Swanson
This scene has a rather amusing setup. Annie's real-life boyfriend is laying back in bed reading a back-issue of Voluptuous magazine, and she's already naked and blowing him while he does this. She stops periodically to tell him the contents of a letter she sent to Voluptuous magazine, basically claiming that she's as beautiful and endowed as any of those girls. Well, being the girl on this disc that has the most beautiful and round pair of big breasts (even more accentuated by the fact that she stands at only 4'11"!), she sure has no problems convincing me! The blowjob leads to titfucking, and a beautiful segment of cocksucking shot from an interesting perspective: right behind and between the legs of her standing boyfriend, sort of angled up, giving us a stunning view of those round knockers. The sex goes like this, from start to finish: blowjob, titplay (some white cream is rubbed on her abundant melons, greasing them up nicely), titfucking, more cocksucking, doggy, some incredibly hot looking cg (thanks to Annie ample ass), rcg, mish, and the expected money shot landing on her mountainous breasts.

Scene 6: Sierra
Sierra is a beautiful black female with long straight black and brown hair, and a bellybutton ring. She has great big natural tits like all the girls in this movie, but is the thinnest of the bunch. She's not supermodel thin by any standards, but she's definitely the less "voluptuous" of them all. A more full-figured gal like the awesome Kim Eternity (see SugarWalls #30 and 32 on Elegant Angel) would have fit the bill better I think. I think Sierra is the same as the girl in American Bukkake 13 (readers, correct me if I'm wrong.) This is my least favorite scene of the movie. This scene is not bad, it's just the one which I come back less to. What I didn't like about this scene was Sierra spreading her pussy lips way too much. Some people may get off on that, but I don't really care to get the gynecologist's viewpoint of a girl's privates. Summary of the action: blowjob (very enthusiastic), titfucking, doggy (again, Sierra is very vocal and seems into it), rcg, doggy anal, rcg anal, cg anal (her chubby asscheeks look marvelous here... hey she's more voluptuous than I thought), "doggy" anal but she's laying on her stomach (the view from behind is very good), very messy blowjob with tons of drooling, leading to the jerking off and cumshot. There's more drool than cum on her! But it still looks good. The main part of the movie is over and we've reached two hours... the cover claims three hours, so let's go to the extras...

Extras

• There's an option to view just the cumshots from each scene, but these have to be accessed individually. I really would have preferred if they'd been compiled and shown back-to-back in one single sequence, like in Anabolic's Un-Natural Sex 4, as I'd really enjoyed that.
• There's a tit shots option, similar to the cumshots one. For each lady, the shots in their respective scene which emphasized heavily their mammoth breasts are compiled into short sequences. If this and the cumshots are what's being counted into that claimed 3 hour total duration, it's a little cheesy as it's just repeated material organized differently.
• There are previews for the following six other Score titles: Linzey Dawn McKenzie, Mega Boob Olympics, Chloe Vevrier, Ultimate Autumn, On Location Key Largo, Boob Cruise.
• Slide Show. A photo gallery that you must browse through manually, 24 pictures total (four per girl.) These are fine.
• DVD-ROM. Haven't looked into this yet.

In conclusion, I had a lot of fun writing this review. This truly must be the porn movie that I was born to review, as it is exceptionnally satisfying for someone looking for slightly-plump, chubby girls with huge natural tits and good sex. I would really appreciate your comments, good or bad, let me know what you think. Thanks!