Vollgespritzt - Wir schlucken alles Review

Title
Vollgespritzt - Wir schlucken alles
I'd translate like: Full splatters, we swallow it all
Studio: BB
Price: €19
Format: PAL

Actions and Key Words
Cumshot; Facial; Straight; Anal; Fist fuck; Candles; Big clit; Pussy stretching;

Initial expectation
From the title and the cover, I was expecting a kind of best of cumshots from another German collection. In fact I wanted to test a new studio.

General comment
A quite big disappointment. See conclusion to understand.

DVD perspective
The misery! The menu is a mystery! You get 4 options. 3 are complete non sense.

• Start movie: the only one to have a sense.
• Szenen: gives you a choice between 4 scenes (out of 19!!)
• Best of: Gives a choice of 6 scenes looking more like random than anything else.
• Close up: Another 4 entry points with no common point.

The picture is sometimes very good and sometimes okay. The sound is direct in German.

Figures

• Time: No timer. Enough anyway!
• Scenes: 19
• Girls: Different in each scene. Average is good enough.
• Cum shots: 29 (W+G/sum)= 65% good. Caution! The general level is quite low. So, good is all relative.
  • Winners: 3
  • Good: 16
  • Forgettable: 10
• Girl Job: 5

Introduction

Cumshot quality description : I explain the vocabulary I use.

• G = Good (everything I like will be good). To be good a facial has to be in/on mouth; on face from mouth to hair. A few drops on chin and falling down is not good!
• F = Forgettable: a cumshot with no volume or watery or missing the target is forgettable.
• Winner = A cumshot which is very good and you want to see more than once. For example, in many cases the cumshots have no power. It falls down from cocks poorly. If it is one with strong powerful white thick sticky jets right onto a nice happy face, it becomes a winner. ;-o) Hurray!
• Glue = Glue is a shortcut for a load which is white, thick and sticky. These are my favourites as you have something to see on the film.
• Strong = A strong shot is the opposite of the usual "sperm is slowly getting out that cock to fall miserably down like if we had a look at an old leaking tap". I consider a strong shot as a better one!
• Jet or Wave = Well, you should know what I mean. A normal cum shot comes in few "jets".
• Decorator or Decoration: A Decorator is a guy that doesn't target the mouth of the girl but instead targets her face. That leads to a Decoration made by a Decorator.
• GJ = Girl job = The girl makes the guy cuming! I consider that point as a plus. After all, it is nicer to see a girl making a guy cuming with her mouth than the same guy masturbating in front of the girl's face. So you might have BJ + GJ. That means she makes him cum with her mouth. When the cumshot is good that becomes a winner.

Scenes

Scene1: A blonde with shaved pussy RCG. She has a nice body. You get very close-up on the action with a very good picture quality. They change for standing doggy. The scene takes place in a fake sex-shop with some movies on shelves. They moans a lot but it sounds like "I have to make noise, so I do." Another couple is fucking spoon on the floor. It becomes boring.
CS#1: The guy cums in the palm of her hand. She licks it. The shot is nothing special but I like the palm thing. It sounds nasty and I like it. Only because it is something rare I decide this shot is a G. But a small one!
The couple on the floor gets our attention. She is shaved as well. Close-up. This brunette is not a beauty! Big tits and fleshy. They go on standing doggy as well. This scene is boring and too long (even without timer, I can tell you it's long!).
CS#2: Wow! 2 strong very sticky waves of glue onto her cheek up to her black hair. The rest onto her tong. That is a great decoration! If we forget the girl's face (not ugly but not sexy) it's a winner. The editing doesn't let you appreciate. Fuck the editor!!

Scene2: In a big room, a guy and 2 girls (one cute blonde and an average brunette). The blonde is on RCG. She is replaced soon by the fleshy brunette. Some standing doggy with a leg in the air. The girl who is not fucked helps by giving some head (P2M).
CS#1: The girls are sitting on the floor and the guy shoot a very good load. 1st jet on brunette leading to a very thick white decoration on her forehead and hair. The second (weak) on blonde's face. The camera angle is the worst you can get. Hard to appreciate the result. I say good but only because of the first jet's result. G

Scene3: A masculine short hair blonde get anal RCG. Picture is not as good as scene 1. Another guy joins for DP. Close-up.
CS#1: She sits on sofa. Good shot with poor camera angle. Some glue leaks from his cock to her face for some decoration. F
CS#2: Very good delivery for completing the job. Camera angle a bit better. G.

Scene4: A quite cute girl is fucked doggy while giving a head. She has hairy pussy. Change for DP. Not bad actually. She kneels for the shots.
CS#1: Good shot but mainly out of target. Some cum on lips and chin. A few on tong. Okay but could have been much better. G
CS#2: Only on cheek. F

Scene5:A cute thin brunette is ass fucked in spoon. Good picture quality. She wears skin colour stockings. They change for Vaginal RCG (means A2P). Change for anal. Good view. Vaginal doggy. Hot scene. She seems to enjoy the fuck.
CS#1: First strong jet lost in the air. The rest goes in her mouth. Poor camera work. She does a nice cleanup. Only...G

Scene6: Other cute brunette. Vaginal spoon. She is shaved. Good picture. Navel pierced. She kneels down for the delivery.
CS#1: A good load right onto her cheek just under her eye.Unfortunately, once more it is on the other side of her face. Some other drops on tong. G

Scene7: In a room with gym tools. A cute girl is fucked doggy. She has a nice body and shaved pussy. She is kneeling for the CS.
CS#1: Girl Job! She makes him come nicely on her face and in mouth with very good cleanup. The load is not heavy but enough. Because of the girl's job, it's a winner.

Scene8: A brunette is fingered by a guy. 3 fingers. He now takes 5 white candles and will insert them in her pussy. Quite impressive to be honest. It is not very easy but she can eventually manage the 5!! He moves them in as a toy. The candles fall down at once and we have impressive (but short) pussy stretching made by both of them.
CS#1: He sits down on a chair. She takes care of him. Girl Job! She makes him cum on her open mouth. You can see it with 2 camera angles. Good!

Scene9: An ugly fat girl is lying on a sofa and quickly fist fucked by a guy. This is serious work: in/out/in/etc. She's too fat and un-sexy for me!!!
CS#1: He cums on her tits. F

Scene10: A blonde and a brunette. Doggy for the brunette. They wear stockings and high hell shoes. RCG for the blonde. Picture quality is so-so (as the girls quality!). Mish for brunette. Boring!
CS#1: Pulls out from brunette and cums on her pussy. The load is good quality, unlike the camera job!! The blonde licks the mess. F. If you like that kind of action check Das Beste aus Ausgeleckte Spermafotzen 1, you will get plenty good ones for peanuts.

Scene11: A sexy wild blonde is fucked mish in a bathroom. A close-up will let you appreciate her big clit and shaved pussy. I usually do not mention that kind of detail but I think in that case, I can. It's not a monster but a serious one! Change for standing doggy. She wears black stockings. Part of the scene is fuzzy (the hell with these cameramen!!)
CS#1: She squats. Good load on her tong. The editing is rotten as it starts a bit late (first wave already gone) and stops early (you cannot appreciate). Pfff!.....G

Scene12: A brunette is fucked doggy on what is supposed to be a bed in a hospital. The only interesting point is a close-up on a few slow in/out while she moves her butt. Nice treatment!
CS#1: Not heavy but thick load into her mouth. She actually goes to the cum willingly. Honest camera angle. G.

Scene13: Brunette with big tits in spoon on the floor. Another guy arrives. Doggy + BJ. DP in CG.
CS#1: On tits. Okay but not my cup of tea. F
CS#2: Same. F

Scene14: A cute thin blonde riding a guy on a sofa. She has a nice body. Another blonde is fucked mish.
CS#1: Blonde number 2 is lying on the floor. GJ!! She makes him cum on her open mouth. The shot is thick and heavy. This is definitely a winner.
CS#2: Blonde number 1, same position. He shoots a watery stuff on her mouth. F

Scene15: A brunette with white stockings fucked mish + gives a BJ to another guy.
CS#1: Out of her pussy, he shoots a good load splattering her pussy. G
CS#2: GJ. Hand Job. Onto her mouth (mainly closed) and tong. Good load. Because of closed mouth: Good only.

Scene16: A cute dyed blonde fucked mish.
CS#1: Good white load in opened mouth. G

Scene17: A blonde is DPed in RCG. She wears black stocking with suspenders.
CS#1: Still DP. Out from pussy. Cums onto pussy while she is ass fucked. G
CS#2: Out from ass. One main jet on her leg. Reinsertion. G

Scene18: A cute brunette and 2 guys. No fucking. She opens her mouth wiiiiide!!
CS#1: Heavy load...out of target! Cretin!! F
CS#2: Strong watery jets across face and mouth. G

Scene19: Cute dyed blonde with short hair. No fuck.
CS#1: Another cretin!! F
CS#2: GJ. Hand Job. She extracts a heavy load from that cock. Part on face. Part on breast. Nice cleanup. G

Conclusion
This film is a long list of good cumshots completely destroyed by pitiful idiots in charge of the camera! The guy doing the editing is another stupid idiot able to leave boring fuckings and cut short nice cumshots. Some scenes have nice quality picture and some other poor one. The girls are from ugly to very cute, most of them are cute or okay. The sound is good and direct but apart a few scenes, the moanings you get are in the script. I cannot rate that film more than 2.5 out of 5. If you are looking for cumshots films, you get better value for money with Das Beste aus Cum Shots 2 from Puaka or of course Los! Schluck runter !! from GGG. On the top of that, the DVD's menu is ridiculous! Another moron in charge of that job!

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