Virgin Canvas, The Review

Description
This feature has a lame story about a student at an art institute.

General Impression
The sex in this movie is okay, but not outstanding. It's a bit better if you skip to the sex, avoiding the plot, and keep the sound low. The dvd is somewhat redeemed by the bonus scenes.

This is the world's strangest art institute. It's extremely upscale, and yet the easels are flimsy and cheap. All the female students are slim babes, and although the men wear what they like, the females have a uniform that includes a mini-skirt slit up the front to the crotch. Oh, yeah, and the art is just a step above stick-figures.

You won't like the fake, wooden, lofty dialogue, either.

Sex
The first scene features Sondra Hall with Julian. He handles her fake tits before they expose each other's unfortunate tattoos. A big, nice dick, but the stupid sun tattoo above it is pretty distracting. However, when the bj is shot pov, it looks very nice, with some good eye contact. Condom RCG with no tit-jiggle. In doggy she gets into it a bit more, but she's too rigid to really be genuinely reacting. The heat is about 7 out of 10.

Next up is Steven St. Croix with Ashley and Angel Long. First they suck his dick, but he looks down with mild interest, as if he's getting his shoes shined. The women maul each other unconvincingly, spit a little, and get boned some. Nothing hot for us.

Next we have a goofy scene with goat-men, grapes and togas. Joelean gets it on with Steve Hatcher and Joey Ray. It's really hard to tell if anyone here was excited. She might have been, and she does a good job, but there's so much purple glitter on her eyelids that facial expression is lost.

Finally, a scene in which somebody appeared to be clearly enjoying herself. Kate Frost sucks and humps Steven St. Croix, to twinkly lounge music, and with obscured camera-shots through plants, wine glasses, and candlesticks. There are a couple of out-of-sequence shots, and a mysterious toga drape repeatedly appears across her abdomen as she fucks in cowgirl, and then disappears (covering what? No hard-on? Stunt dick?). He's really just laying there until they get into doggy and mish. Anyway, it's a real couples-y scene, but she coos nicely and does eventually get pounded.

Lezley Zen and Lee Stone suck and fuck on a balcony, in a scene involving two characters who are never introduced into the plot in any way. This scene was hotter than the first few. She uses the phrase "fuck yeah" as if it was punctuation - we were tempted to count how many times. She's into the scene, more into performing than into the sex, but it's hot. She does polish that knob. Looks like they played the cumshot twice to imply more volume.

Kate Frost gives Julian a tasty bj, before some doggy and RCG. For some reason, I never believe that people are comfortable laying on marble stairs to fuck.

Extras
Trailers for 7 movies, including Caribbean Undercover and A Wolf's Tail.

Extra scenes from Naked Hollywood 8 (Dale Dabone, and Keri Windsor with her usual intensity), Amateur Angels 4 (a slow and affectionate scene with Trinity and Leo), and Backstage Passes.

The extra scene from Backstage Passes, with Anna Malle and Steve Hatcher, was fun and very worthwhile. The bj was lots of fun, and he does some intense pussy licking. She squirts a lot of something. The whole scene has a nice, urgent, trailer-trash feel to it.

The 'behind the scenes' feature was a nice counterpoint to the movie - more naturalness, and the performers were enjoying themselves.

Summary
Not even a fake female orgasm. Looks like scene 5 with Lezley Zen, unrelated to the plot, was added so the movie might have some heat. Some of the extra scenes were hotter than most of the movie, and the 'behind the scenes' feature was more interesting. I'd say this movie might be worth renting, but only if you like light couples fare.