Violation of Briana Banks, The Review
JM Productions
Studio: JM Productions
Starring: Candy Apples, Daisy Chain, Dynamite, Courtney Taylor, Kat Langer, Briana Banks, Jamie Lynn, Dru Berrymore, Jasmine Lynn
Released on: 2/14/2003
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At First Glance
You know, they say you can't judge a book by it's cover...does that apply to DVD's too? Cause what I'm looking at seems to be pretty telling. 7 carefully posed womyn trying their best to look fierce and sexy. I don't know, perhaps I'm just cynical of anything that's billed as "lesbian gang bang". The Basics -The Violation of Briana Banks Briana is a business womyn that is dating a guy that's a league bowler and she wants to impress him by knowing something about bowling. She's at the office and drops off some items to be faxed etc. and decides to ask her secretary (Candy Apples, I think) where the nearest bowling alley is. There happens to be one down the road by Candy suggests she change into something more "white trash" looking so she'll fit in. After a lunchtime snack...she heads to the bowling alley. Briana takes Candy's advice and arrives at the bowling alley in a white tank top with no bra, and leather short shorts. She has a brief run in with the shoe girl over the shoes being too red, too big looking, too smelly and confesses she thinks bowling is for white trash. Off she goes to throw her ball around and soon enough the shoe girl comes and tells the dyke bowling team that's practicing what Briana said. They're pissed and grab her and stick her head in the ball shoot with her ass in the air then they line up and force her to lick their pussies one by one. From there it degenerates to an all girl simulated rape orgy with Briana being the center of their aggression.
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So after the interview with Briana I'm thinking to myself, why would a nice looking 21 year old get freak show big boobs? Why would she do something that would relegate her to doing fetish, low budget porn? I don't get it. She made it clear in her interview she didn't really enjoy doing this movie, that some of the dildo's were too big, and at one point in the behind the scenes she tells the director her ass is bleeding to which he replies "O.K, just one more". Is it just me or is that not a great way to be treated?
Scene 1 Briana is a business womyn and Candy is her secretary, apparently they have a "special" relationship and Candy's worried now that Briana has a boyfriend that might change so rather than going out to lunch, Briana eats in. The girls make out, suck on each others titties, and Candy goes down on Briana, she finger fucks her as she rubs her clit as Briana lays on the desk. Cut to Briana eating out Candy Doggie style with a little ass licking too. "Ms. Banks, can you get my favorite friend out of the drawer?" And so enter the toys, the girls both rub their pussies with vibes as they lick each others breasts. Cut to 69 with Braina fucking Candy with the vibe on one end and Candy doing the same on the other to Briana. The scene kind of fizzles and ends with a kiss and a "see I told you nothing would change". *There was a problem with background noise in the scene and both girls have a bad habit of looking at the camera. Heat 3 Scene 2 Briana arrives at the bowling alley in her white tank top with no bra and leather shorts. She proceeds to offend the shoe girl and after tossing a couple pathetic shots down the lane the resident dyke bowling team starts harrassing her. They grab her and up-end her head first into the ball shoot then strip their shorts off and shove their pussies in her face to be licked, then make her lick some "bowlers ass". They spread her out on the ball chute and try to stick a bowling pin in her puss, which doesn't fit so instead the bowling bag of toys comes out instead. They gag her on dildo's, flip her over and shove a dildo in her pussy then a couple of the girls put on strap-ons and make her suck them off. Then she gets a strap on in her pussy as she's choked, then they they titty fuck her. They drag her back to the ball chute, stick a double pronged dildo in her ass and pussy and rub her clit with a tongue vibrator. Out comes a monster dildo they can only get the head in her pussy then they decide to "pin her" but it doesn't fit either so instead we cut to double penetration, then some anal and back to DP for an orgasm. They gather around her and spit on her as she sucks off the strap-ons (this looks ridiculous and the girls are even laughing as they do it). Anyway, on and on it goes and finally we see Briana passed out at the end of the lane with a pin in her pussy as the dykes bowl in the lanes to either side of her. *The heat was killed by the girls looking around, not focusing on what they were doing, and everyone shoving dildos at Briana's pussy when only so many could fit at one time. It just ended up looking stupid instead of sexy. Heat 2 1/2 1 Hour 10 minute Runtime What I liked -No comment What I didn't like -Fake, fake, fake. Fake boobs, fake acting, fake kissing, fake everything. -The girls kept looking up to see where the camera was, am I supposed to believe you're aroused and into what you're doing when you're looking around? You didn't even convince me you wanted to be there, let alone that you were lesbians. -The audio was flakey in the dialogue portions. My Overall Impression So my final thought is, if you like freak show fake boobs and fake lesbianism, knock yourself out, you may enjoy this. Otherwise, pass. 2 1/4 of 5 of so careful lipstick lesbo kisses.
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