View To a Thrill Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  7/10/2006

From 1990 comes this pre-condom film from the vaults of H.I.S. video. The opening credits are really grainy and horrible and I really thought the worst, but once the film starts the quality isn’t half bad. “A View to a Thrill” launched the career of Rex Chandler, the muscular, blond, gay-for-pay top man, and spoofs spy flicks with some good old fashioned man on man action.

It begins with the studly blond Rex Chandler as he heads to Hawaii to thwart the evil doings of Corey Savage as he tries to make off with a valuable diamond. Or something like that. Rex arrives at the princess’s lair only to find Michael White, the boyfriend of Corey, another blond god, doing chin ups in his briefs. Rex walks over and strips down to his as well, and the two begin a bit of foreplay on the bar as bombastic drums play in the background. The two have already worked up a sweat before any real action takes place as they kiss and caress one another. The two eventually get naked and continue their acrobatics with a bit of ass rimming before the two settle on a couch and Rex gets his big cock sucked. As Michael sucks on Rex’s trouser snake, a really big boa slithers down the couch and between the two of them! It was kind of wild, literally! After a bit of lackluster sucking the two appeared to be faux fucking with Rex grinding his buddy from behind. It looked pretty fake and the drumming music really began to wear thin. The shot seemed endless and repetitive and I just had to grab the remote. Finally Rex fucks him missionary, it looked a bit fake to me, and continues as the two stand. Shots are repeated and the whole scene was tiring. Eventually Rex pulls out and shoots a nice load across Michael’s ass before he lies back and cums on his nice, tanned body.

Rex gets some information from Michael, after his fuck, and proceeds to follow Corey Savage who is meeting up with Adam Grant. The scene opens with Adam getting a deep rub massage before Corey shows up and gives him his own deep rub. The two have a bit of foreplay before Adam drops to his knees and begins to blow Corey. It’s over rather quickly and the next thing you know Adam is ramming his hard cock deep inside Corey. Some nice penetration shots and the guy has a great cock, but again, the scene just seemed to drag. They fuck missionary a while and then Corey straddles the massage table and takes it some more. After he pulls out, Adam jerks off a load, but then begins fucking him some more. He pulls out yet again and delivers a small load on Corey’s ass. Corey stands and busts a nut.

Rex’s informant tells him Adam is heading to his yacht. Rex beats him there and hides out while Rex meets up with an extremely cute, blond, Steve Henson who’s working over his cock like there’s no tomorrow. As the sun washes over their tanned bodies, Steve lies back and takes a nice ass pounding from his cohort as Rex watches from the distance. After Adam has his way with his boy toy he jumps in the ocean only to leave Rex alone with him. These two begin carrying on with a nice ass rimming by Steve to start things off. Steve buries his face in Rex’s ass and then sucks on his well hung piece of meat, taking time out to eat out his ass here and there. Steve eventually gets fucked by Rex who delivers and awesome load after he pulls out. Steve does a nice job as well cumming all over the bow of the boat.

With the diamond safe and sound, or whatever the story was revolving around, Rex heads off to meet up with his buddy, Kevin Sharpe, who loves getting fucked. Rex shoves his cock down Kevin’s throat while he lies back on a weight bench. As Rex stays inside his mouth, he works over Kevin’s ass with a huge dildo, getting it nice and primed for what’s to come. After spreading his hole nice and wide with the big ass dildo, Rex shoves his cock up inside. Rex looks really hot here as he holds his partners legs in the air, his biceps bulging, and his cock thrusting. As he pounds away, Kevin jerks off onto himself. It’s not finished there though and the two continue with Kevin bent over and takes it from behind some more, and more, and more. Rex pulls out and once again delivers a great load of hot jizz while Kevin gets off as well.

The films ends with Rex announcing his next film, “The Man With the Golden Rod” and we see him briefly in the ocean and sandy shore.

“A View to a Thrill” is really a mediocre film at best, but for those of you who like pre condom classics, and Rex in particular you’d probably want to add this to your collection. You can get it pretty cheap as well. The cast is pretty hot but the action is lukewarm and some scenes really tend to drag. The video isn’t too bad but the music and some of the dialogue was a bit overbearing or hard to hear. DVD extras include a not so great photo gallery, and 3 trailers of classic titles including Kansas City Trucking Co., El Paso Wrecking Corp.., and L.A. Tool and Die.