Vault, The Review

The Vault

Adam & Eve

Feature

Starring: Brooke, Sondra Hall, Jordan Haze, Holly Hollywood, Jesse V., Randy Spears, Steven St. Croix, Mario Rossi, John West, and Joey Ray.

Directed By:Nicholas Steele

Running Time:Feature: 106 minutes, Total: 176 minutes

RATINGS

Feature:6.95

Extras: 8.65

Sex:7.21

TOTAL:7.6

FEATURE

I know the lighting, production values, and extras are going to be good, but what about the sex? This is always the question with Nicholas Steele.

This is in high definition widescreen format and the menus are good. The credits are a bit long. The audio is good but I could do without the music. This was about what I have come to expect from Nicholas Steele, good sexual performances and hot women stymied by bad camera work and editing. The plot isn't too none existent and it isn't too intrusive either. If your girlfriend will watch a Cinemax scin flick and you want to see if she'll graduate to porn then Nicholas Steele is the perfect director for you. One thing I do like about this film is that there is zero anal.

SCENE 1: Sondra Hall

John West is a thief named mad dog who puts his loot in a safe deposit box in the vault. Sondra meets him in the vault and they get it on. They kiss and fondle each other and her tits come out of her dress. This scene takes place in 1942. Her dress is pulled up to reveal a garter, then she spreads her legs to recieve some cunnilingus. He licks and fingers her. She gets totally naked except for her thigh highs and a pair of black gloves, then goes down on him. She takes his whole cock right from the start. I am not very impressed with all the slow camera pans, I wish it would stick with the action instead. The music is the only sound during the BJ. He takes off her stockings and goes down on her a little before hitting it slowly in missionary. They quickly speed up until their skin slaps together, then slow back down. The angles aren't great. She grinds against him before the end of the segment. They move into standing doggie next, showing the position change. The camera angles are a bit soft core here as well. He fucks her while one of her legs is straight up in the air, then holds it up. For some reason the camera is focusing on all the wrong things, then he pulls out and cums on her ass.

Sondra:9

Scene:6

SCENE 2: Jordan Haze

Now we are in the present. Jordan is teamed up with Mario Rossi and Joey Ray here. Things steam up quickly and the music gets very loud. She takes turns deepthroating both of them, neither looks completely hard. Then she lays on a desk, Joey is eating her out while Mario licks her titties, until her mouth finds it's way to his cock. She gets a few dickslaps into her open mouth. She has an orgasm, then Mario fucks her missionary while she blows Joey. Joey has to masterbate because she keeps forgetting about his dick. This is a nice long segment. Mario gets sucked next as Joey taps it in standing doggie. She gets on her knees and takes two cumshots onto her boobs to end the scene. This scene had much better camera work and editing.

Jordan: 7.5

Scene: 8

SCENE 3: Jesse V.

Jesse V. and Steven St. Croix are working in the boiler room when they decide to work on each other. Jesse is a little plainer looking in this movie than the others I have seen her in. She reaches into his pants to stroke his cock, then he undresses her. When she is down to her tennies and thong she starts to suck his cock. The editing is a little quick. She deepthroats him trying to swallow his cock. He eats her pierced pink pussy next. For some reason in the full shot they show everything but her vagina. Standing doggie is next, more quick editing, which sucks because there are several good angles. This switches quickly to mish where there are some more good shots cut short. The end has a build up of edits until he nuts on her pussy. This scene is only ten minutes long.

Jesse:9.5

Scene:5.25

SCENE 4: Holly Hollywood

Steven and Jordan are looking for the old safe deposit boxes where John had hidden the jewels in '42. Then it goes to 1962, where Holly Hollywood and Randy Spears had tried to rob the vault. They get sidetracked by each other, and Holly eats his cock. She blows him slowly, never making it far past his head but keeping it nice and wet. Holly is stripped to her bra and stockings, then he licks her vagina. She pulls the bra down to expose natural breasts. After a good amount of tongue work Randy starts to finger her wet hole while she rubs her clit. She is fingerbanged until she ejaculates. Then he inserts his cock in missionary while she plays with her clit some more. He fucks her hard but there isn't a full shot for awhile. It shows them switch to standing doggie, he fucks her fairly hard here too. The scene is doing the fast edits all of a sudden, then he squeezes out a mini load onto her butt. This is the second scene that is only ten minutes long.

Holly:7

Scene:5

SCENE 5: Brooke

Steven and Jordan are in the vault now, he takes out a wall to get to the old safe deposit boxes. The jewels aren't in the box, leading to another story. This time John gets to bone Brooke in the stairwell. He pulls up her dress and eats her out while she stands against the wall. He licks her crevice for a few minutes, then it is her turn. Brooke blows him while he gets naked. She does a good job but never deepthroats and the camera keeps showing the back of her head. The insertion shot for RC is sweet, as is the full body shot. Her tits are sweet. I think this is the first scene to have a different order of positions. Next is doggie, the editing is a bit fast in this scene as well. This is a long segment but has the same epileptic ending, he cums on her ass. Another ten minute scene.

Brooke:9

Scene:5.75

SCENE 6: Jordan Haze

John was Steven's grandpa, and Randy his dad. Sondra was Jordan's grandma. She locks them both in and they find the jewels. This calls for sex. He strips her slowly fingering her clit before releasing her boobs from her bra. She gets him naked next, sucking his cock. She deepthraots him with ease, letting him thrust into her mouth. She mouth fucks him fast and deep. Then he goes down on her in a very hot position, she is standing above him. He gets behind her and eats her ass next, going between it and her pussy. They start to fuck in doggie. The camera angles suck here and the segment is long. When he takes his cock out her pussy drips, then she rides him cowgirl. The camera goes crazy with the edits before they switch to missionary. She gets folded up and fucked but the angles aren't great. Once again the editing goes wacky, keeping me from focusing on anything until he pulls out and spouts cum all over her.

Jordan:7.5

Scene:7

EXTRAS

Behind The Scenes: The audio is all over the place. All of the cast are interviewed. They show a good amount of sex too. Brooke has only been in the business for a week, this is her second film. It shows Holly Hollywood squirt. Cheyne Collins shows up too. The vault gets stuck shut. Jesse V. isn't in this though.

Contest Winners: Two winners spend a day on the set. Sondra Hall picks them up. These guys look like they definitely watch a lot of porn. It shows some of the sex, then pans to the guys watching. The guy that won the contest is getting all kind of titties in his face. This is cool.

Slide Show: They are all rather low quality stills, you can't fast forward.

Web Access: adameve.com

Trailers: This starts with Hot Rods, which I have reviewed. Next is Sweet Sounds, I have seen this preview. Third is Behind the Mask, which I have also reviewed.

EXTRA SCENES:

Extra Scene 1: Unforgettable: Jewel De'Nyle & Sophie Evans

This looks like it was in widescreen but it has been stretched to fit fullscreen. They give the guy head together, kneeling below him. Both take it all, then kiss with the dick between their lips. Then Jewel goes down on Sophie before it cuts back to both sucking cock. Jewels mouth is piledriven while Sophie licks her pussy. Then Jewel finger Sophie during her turn at cock smoking. He picks up Jewel and she sucks him for an upside down sixty nine. The oral has lasted about five minutes so far. Jewel gets fingered hard, then Sophie sucks his cock before it goes in Jewel's pussy RC. Sophie is squating on his lips in the background as he taxes Jewel. Then Sophie gets the cock doggie while Jewel eats her out. Jewel takes several PTM deepthroats. Then he stands and has Sophie take a little PTM before lifting Jewel onto his cock standing cowgirl. She fucks him hard standing, then gets down and he gives each of them some giz. They both suck his cock to end it. This was an awesome scene!

Jewel:8

Sophie:9

Scene:9.25

Extra Scene 2: Flesh Games: Inari Vachs

Randy Spears teams up with a hottie in a red dress. After a four minutes of tender kissing she goes down on him. She deepthraots with ease, delivering great head, nice and wet. Her ass comes out of her dress and it is very hot. He undresses her and eats her pussy. The cunnilingus is just about as long as the blowjob. He sits and she rides him RC. She is getting into it, breathing very fast and grinding his cock. He inserts his cock in standing doggie next, fucking her deep. Some of the camera angles her are lame but the performance is still good. I like the fact that there is no music. The scene cuts to her giving head, he nuts immediately in her mouth and she spitty-slurpies it. The ending of this scene was very abrupt, cutting off, this caused the scene to lose a lot of ground with me.

Inari:8.5

Scene:7.25

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