Vanity (H2 Video) Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/16/2005

“Vanity” is a decent couples-friendly Italian porn film. That is, if the couple doesn’t mind anal sex, A2M, or facials. ‘Cause there’s plenty of that action set amid nice, soft settings; Muzak background; and basically tender, non-abusive, love-making. Strokers, leave the room!

There are the mandatory Euro porn standards: girls staring at the camera, fake moaning by guys and girls, a lot of girls with frozen open mouths (as though they’re in total sexual fervor), and the guys halting their stroking every ten seconds to get some more head or to spit on the girls’ crotches. While some viewers may find this type of behavior sexy, others may find it annoying.

The girls range from attractive to semi-cute in the looks department. Michaela Sabitini, a brunette with a killer bod,leads off and gets her cute butt drilled before taking a nice open-mouth facial and applying some loving PCH. Carrot top Judy White is second, and she cavorts with an older, paunchy gent (none of the men are identified), including anal, A2M, and a shot to her pussy to end things.

Vanessa Smoke is next, and she gets her pussy and ass ripped by two studs. One cums in her mouth, the other on her bush. Jane Darling isn’t as darling as she once was, but she ain’t bad. She shares a guy with Simona Galas (aka Mandy Saxo) in the fourth chapter, which ends with a money shot to Jane’s darling tummy, and Simona gladly laps up the guy goo. Lastly, semi-cute Nikky Montana finds a quiet place in the hillside to jump some dude’s bones, and takes some anal action and an open-mouth facial for her efforts.

The DVD includes a Slide Show and Trailers for extras. That’s it. Nice effort, H2 Video.