Vanilla Thick Shakes 2 Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  5/19/2010

I have nothing but love for the big girls of porn!!!!!! There are a few I absolutely love. I don't really mess with a lot of the big girl porn out there because it seems more to be making fun of them instead of celebrating their skill on camera. CJ Wright seems to be the go to guy for big girl movies, but that seems to be changing. This movie is sloppily done and just seems rushed. One scene clearly doesn't even seem to be something he shot and just threw in because it was laying around. Then the BTS footage and at times the tease is actually after the actual scene is over. It just seems thrown together like he was reaching the deadline said oh shit and rushed it. Cj usually delivers the goods but this here is just average fare here and a huge step below not only the original VTS movie but his big girl movies in general.

Tiffany Blake is a big white girl with huge tits dressed as a maid and this is really a good scene. They have nice chemistry and she does anal like a champ. I have no qualms with this scene and it starts things nicely. It seems like he really had a vision starting out then just said awwwww fuck it. Diamond White was just a sorry fuck all the way around. No energy from either party made for a very drab scene. Her blow job skills were horrible looking as she really never got into it. Then after the long boring scene is over there is a BTS pool footage type thing that is equally boring. Karla Lane's anal footage was hot. The camera was hardly ever where I wanted it to be but seeing her getting railed anally was still hot. I just wish they would have varied the angles a bit and it would have helped things dramatically. Savannah Tyler's scene was slow building and just never really blew me away. She was plenty sexy but there was no chemistry between her and Ice Cold. Finally there was the throw in with Vanessa. This scene never showed or barely showed her face the sex was short as shit and at times the lights were so bright on here I literally went blind and couldn't see shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was something HJ and Slayer shot that just seemed to be a turn out laying around and CJ just said hey I'll take it and put it in the movie. Uninspired work from CJ too often to make this movie a keeper. That's it. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!