Upskirt Diaries Review

Starring: Rain Rives, Sexual Britni, Kennedy, London, Jenna Haze, Austin, Candy Roxxx, and Kristy Sweet

Synopsis: Tyce Bune takes the helm directing an Elegant Angel video where women act on their deepest desires. Welcome to the porno version of Zalman King's Red Shoe Diaries!

Overall: My major beef that I had was that the women were of poor quality and they just looked trashy. Only a pair, Jenna and Austin were stunners who performed well. I don't recommend this DVD at all. 

DVD Quality: I have to note that the video quality was terrible. I don't know what format Mr. Bune used but it looked like regular 8mm, not even Hi-8.

Extras: Well, the extras haven't improved much from the previous revision. A better suggestion is probably to follow Red Light District Video's way of adding a "bonus scene."

LIKES: Austin! Jenna!

DISLIKES: London! Jodie Moore, you should have consulted a better plastic surgeon for the implants!

Rain Rives and Bisexual Britni

The two cheerleaders have just been dumped by their boyfriends. Instead of being down on the bad news, they are aching for cock. They grab a ride from the man and they return to his house for a sex-fest. They satisfy their hunger by sucking his dick. That's the best part of the scene because the actual intercourse isn't that good at all. These women are Grade D quality and they both have annoying voices. 

Jenna Haze

Jenna Haze may have a high-pitched voice, but I can forgive that because she just does everything so well from licking balls, sucking dick, anal, etc. This time, Jenna Haze doesn't look her best. Perhaps, it's because that this feature is low budget. Another minus about this scene is that Erik is overly enthusiastic as if he were watching football or a basketball game.

Candy Roxxx and Kristy Sweet

This is another ridiculous setup that occurs inside a garage. They challenge their boyfriends to a game of foosball, but they have different motives like getting balled by their boyfriends. The sex is run and the mill and the women look like strippers. The Thai-looking one is at least marginally attractive, but she has unsightly tattoos. The other lady has a nice face, but she just looks worn out. 

Austin and Kennedy

Now, this scene is more like it! He takes body shots off the ladies with the salt on their tits and lemon on their crotches. The butt-slapping sex is excellent and the pixie haired is very vocal. It heats up when the pixie haired woman gets fucked doggy style. The pixie haired girl is quite the performer when she takes it up the ass. When she takes it up her poophole in the reverse cowgirl position, her jiggly wiggly natural tits provides us with another distraction. Elegant Angel get this woman in another video before turns in a better one for another company like Anabolic. Well, not Anabolic because she doesn't like to swallow cum. 

London

London has the eyes of Kristina Black crossed with Nikita Denise. She reveals her fantasy about spending a sexual night with her significant other. This is a very brief scene that ends rather fast. The only thing commenting is that he fucks viciously in the doggy position. 

Jodie Moore

The blonde Jodie wants to fulfill her desires by surprising her male friends with a threesome. The camera watches as she puts on her lingerie. Jody may not appeal to the general audience and I don't understand why Private North America made her a contract woman. The only interesting fact that she brings to the table is that she captured a noticeable amount of the votes when she ran for a government post in Australia. Anyway, they fuck her raw with a double penetration, which makes her breasts implants all the more apparent. It ends with terrible cum shots.

Parting Thoughts: If they threw out several scenes, then this would have been a contender. But as it stands, it's a no-go.