Up'R Class Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/24/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 121 min.

Production Date: 5 / 1 / 2004 thru 8 / 2 / 2004

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Jane Darling, Lauren Phoenix, Renee Pornero, Vanessa Blue, Stacy Silver, Otto Bauer, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Mark Ashley, Mark Wood, and Benjamin Bratt

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: 3rd Degree has been putting out some great movies and Chris Streams has been one of the best cameramen in the jiz bizz for the last little while. With the cast they’re put together here I can’t help but have high expectations here!

Initial Reaction: Go out and buy it and then come back to read this.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting hot sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn’t want anal sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with 3rd Degree, the technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, even when the locations look like they’d be very difficult to shoot in. There is a bit of background noise during some of the outdoor part of the movie, but it never overtakes the performers and almost seems natural. The video is also very well done. There’s a very slight hint of grain here and there through the movie, and a couple very minor variances in lighting to go with it. The problems don’t really interfere with the picture, and at times seem to add more to Streams’ artistic style than detracting from it.

Music: There’s a little music during the teases, but that’s it. It’s nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and normally helps things out a little.

Menus: The main menu shows some nice care, and blends a little animation with the boxcover. The chapter menu also shows some very nice care, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene as well as the name of the lovely lady in each scene.

The Feature

As usual with Chris Streams and 3rd Degree, there’s no plot to the movie, and instead it uses a collective theme or feeling to connect the scenes. This time it’s anal sex and classy women. In every scene the girls are dressed in classy outfits, be they fit for indoors or outdoors, and take it in the ass.

Scene 1 - Jane Darling and George Uhl

Jane starts things out wearing a sexy black outfit and on all fours on a park bench with Chris admiring her from her ass up to her face. He massages her asshole and pinches her pussy before letting her slide a finger into her ass. Jane sits up, and at Chris’s command pushes out her lips just in time to wrap them around George’s cock. She takes him into her throat a few times and washes his balls before lying back so George can tongue and finger her twat. Jane slides forward so George can slide it in before letting him rip holes in her top so he can play with and fuck her tits. Jane sucks him a little more before bouncing on George reverse cowgirl style and then lets him spear each of her holes doggie style. They keep it up with a little anal mish and Jane taking a taste of her ass before getting in the cameraman favorite. reverse cowgirl anal. Finally, Jane gets down to let George blast his gooey guy goodness into her mouth. She tries to swallow as much as she can, but some still escapes.

This is a very nice scene to start things out with. Jane is gorgeous and has a fantastic body. Better yet, she knows how to use her fantastic body, and has very nice chemistry putting it to use with George. They keep the scene moving along nicely, and I like how the scene felt like it might have been shot in a public park. This is a hot scene and definitely started the movie off right.

Scene 2 - Lauren Phoenix, Benjamin Bratt and Mark Wood

Lauren starts things out in a hot striped black outfit with black gloves, fucking her ass with a large black buttplug and pulling it out to suck it clean. She talks dirty to Mark and Ben as they watch her from a staircase above strokes their cocks. She slides it into her ass before moving over to suck and stroke the guys through the railing, and then lies back on a chair to let the guys fuck her throat. Ben moves down to play with her pussy and ass before letting her role onto all fours. He continues to play with Lauren’s holes before fucking her pussy doggie style, and then moves his cock into her eager ass. Lauren moves up to ride Mark cowgirl style, and has Ben join in to double stuff her. She doesn’t waste a chance to suck her ass off Ben’s cock and eagerly takes the double penetration reverse cowgirl style as well. Finally, Lauren gets on her hands and knees to let each of the guys pop in her mouth. She lets it all run out of her mouth, but doesn’t hesitate to play with it a little.

Not surprisingly, this is one heck of a smoking hot scene! Lauren takes on both guys with ease, and looks to be completely into the sex. She also looks absolutely smoking, and I think her outfit is one of the sexiest I’ve ever seen her in. The biggest surprise in the entire scene is that Ben completely blows away Mark. Mark is always a completely solid performer, and normally does a great job drawing a little extra out of the girls. Here, he almost seems shoved into the background as Ben leads things. It’s not quite a complaint, as it’s an extremely hot scene, but it is a bit of a surprise.

Scene 3 - Vanessa Blue and Mark Ashley

Big titties black girl Vanessa starts things out in a large black fishnet top, a black and blue garter belt, and black fishnet stockings. She shows what she’s got, shakes her moneymakers a bit, and even plays with herself a little before urging the camera to come along as she makes her way over to start mouthing Mark’s meat. She works over every part of Mark’s wedding tackle orally and lets him have his way with her throat as well as her mouth while giving him plenty of great looks before letting Mark lay her back to give her an oral warmup complete with four fingers. Mark moves on to give Vanessa’s pussy a bone missionary style while she winks away with her ass before letting her suck his cock again and move up to ride it reverse cowgirl style with each of her holes. Not surprisingly, Vanessa doesn’t show any fear as she sucks her ass off Mark’s cock, and she even lets her big fat titties work on his cock as well before she gets back up for a little anal cowgirl. Vanessa also lets Mark fuck her ass while she lies on her side and sees how many fingers she can cram in her pussy. Mark plays with her ass a little and fucks her titties a little more before finally giving Vanessa a nice creamy load across her face. Vanessa attacks his cock orally as soon as he looks like he might be done, tries sucking out the last few drops, and takes his cock into her throat while licking his balls to make sure she coaxes out every last drop.

Okay, going into this scene I didn’t have that high of expectations. There are a few black girls I enjoy watching, but for the most part I’m not too attracted to them. I’m also not that attracted to overly topheavy girls, which Vanessa is (although her appearing to be naturally huge definitely helps). That said, Vanessa had me converted into a drooling fool before she was done with her tease, let alone the fantastic hummer she gave Mark! She puts so much enthusiasm and enjoyment into her scene, complete with several enjoyable little laughs, that I found it impossible not to like her. She’s enthusiastic, energetic, and nicely vocal throughout the entire scene and there was never any doubt in my mind as to whether or not Vanessa was enjoying herself. This is another fantastic performance which is captured just as nicely by Chris behind the camera. There are very few black girls who have impressed me as much as Vanessa did in front of the camera here.

Scene 4 - Stacy Silver and Mick Blue

Knockout blonde Stacy starts out the penultimate scene in a baby blue and black outfit complete with a garter belt and a navel piercing that matches the color scheme. She spreads her ass for Chris and his camera at his encouragement before introducing herself, letting him know a little about her, and letting him look at and touch a little of her. Finally, Chris tells her that she can have some dick, and lets her walk over to Mick by a fountain. Mick also admires Stacy’s body before she drops down to lick his cock through his pants and then stroke and suck it when Mick rips open his pants. Stacy even lets Mick fuck her beautiful tits before standing up and letting him start fucking her. He picks her up, fucks her pussy in mid-air, and carries her over to a bench so Stacy can ride him cowgirl style. Since Stacy sucks Mick’s cock a little more before and after a reverse cowgirl ride, Mick plays the gentleman and eats her pussy and fingers her ass before fucking her ass missionary style. Stacy eagerly sucks Mick’s cock clean when it’s offered to her, and Mick rewards her with a rimming before he fucks her ass doggie style. Stacy continues to suck Mick’s cock clean as he takes care of her ass in the cowgirls, and finishes things up taking Mick’s milk of maneasia in her open mouth.

Not surprisingly, this is another darn hot scene. Stacy is drop dead gorgeous, and takes a cock up her ass with ease. There’s some very nice chemistry between her and Mick, and as usual Chris captures it extremely well. This is yet another winner.

Scene 5 - Renee Pornero, Benjamin Bratt, and Otto Bauer

Renee starts things out giving a little tease on a staircase wearing a short sparkly black piece of lingerie and stockings with sparkly blue eye makeup to match. She pulls it down to display her great pierced nipples, and shortly afterwards shows how her pussy can swallows a glass dildo. Beautiful butt slut that she is, Renee also works on her ass with it, but turns it around to use the bigger end Chris captures it so that you can see her pussy lips hanging down through the glass. She sucks it clean and then moves down where Otto and Ben feed her their cocks and have her suck their balls. While Otto works on choking her with his cock, Ben moves behind her to warm up Renee’s ass with his fingers. Somehow they manage to each get four fingers in her ass while also getting a couple in her pussy before Ben gives her a good rectal reaming doggie style and Otto nails it in a near pile driver. They move on to give her a DP in cowgirl before Otto gets a little reverse cowgirl anal. They move Renee back to fuck her cowgirl style, and double stuff her pussy as well as giving her another standard DP. Renee turns around for a bit more reverse cowgirl anal while Ben fingers her pussy, and it appears that she might have squirted on his fingers. They kick things up another notch double teaming Renee’s ass before giving her a nice double facial and then watching as their joy juice run out and over her chin.

This is a great scene to finish things up with. Renee and the guys have great chemistry, and she looks like she loves how the guys push her sexually. I’ll readily admit that I was amazed with the fucking she took and that I was expecting to walk a little funny after just watching her scene. Renee is a fantastic extreme sex performer, and teaming her up with Ben Bratt and Otto Bauer is truly a thing of beauty!

Up’r Class is one heck of a hot fuck flick! Every scene had my complete attention, and Chris Streams shows that the beauty of his camera work isn’t just brought out by working under a director with an iron fist and a bullwhip. Everything in the movie, from the costumes to the locations to the sex acts themselves are beautiful, and it’s made all the better by Chris teaming up performers who look like they love to be together. Yes, there’s a lot of anal sex and some extreme sex here that I know scares some people off, but it’s done right here because it feels natural for the performers rather than forced. I really wouldn’t know where to start here if I had to pick out a favorite and least favorite scene here because I loved every scene here. Heck, but the end of the movie I couldn’t even find a single complaint about the movie. Up’r Class is definitely worth checking out if you want to see hot, passionate, and hard sex captured beautifully.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Share the Load, Don’t Tell My Daddy, and We All Scream for Ass Cream. The photo gallery contains around forty great looking snapshots and full screen photos. There’s also cumshot recaps and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about thirteen and a half minutes. Vanessa starts things out getting made-up for her scene, showing off her buttplug, jabbering with the camera, and posing for a few stills. Stacy is next, who poses for photos after getting dressed up right by Chris. They also have a bit of fun and joke around before things move on to Jane posing for her photos. It’s a nice little behind the scenes featurette, and adds nicely to the overall package.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, anal, titty fucking, ass to mouth, swallowing, group, toys, interracial, DP, DPP, and DAP

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of 3rd Degree’s DVDs can be found online for between about $16 and $25 with quite a few stores offering them for about $20. This one would even be a consideration at the high end. The sex is smoking hot, the technical aspects are nicely done, and there’s a bit of care put into the extras. This one didn’t miss a 5 overall by much!

Note to 3rd Degree: A few more chapter breaks and a cast listing by scene would add a nice bit of polish on your already shiny DVDs.

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