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Movie Review:
Anabolic Up Your Ass 20
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| General Summary |
| Theme |
| This is an anal sex themed DVD. The cover reads "The Up Your Ass
series is one of the most demanding sexual challenges a girl can subject
herself to." |
| Expectations |
| When it comes to Anabolic, my expectations are mixed. As of lately, they
haven't been the most impressive with their settings, female talent and
the overall standards of their sex scenes. I've seen several movies from
this line - some were very good, while others were lousy. With Up Your Ass
20, I'm expecting an average DVD. |
| General Impression |
| Hold on to your fast forward button - it's an average DVD with a below
average cast. |
| What I liked |
| Alexandra, Alexandra and Alexandra! This girl is just too hot! Angel Long,
who I must admit I'm getting tired of seeing, was also looking pretty and
put in a good performance. Although nothing special, cover girl Aimee did
a decent scene with the exception of a lousy setting. |
| What I disliked |
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Where do I start? The camera work was run of the mill, with the exception
of Alexandra the female talent was average, and the scene settings were
ghastly. Somebody needs to slip Mike John a copy of any Digital Sin work
to take a glance how a setting should appear. Aimee Tyler's scene, for
example, took place in an empty basement (on a gray cement floor surrounded
by gray brick walls) while the two screwed on a cardboard box. That's
right, I paid $19 to watch some average chick get fucked on a card board
box. Classy. I don't care if this was intended to make the scene feel
like some hobo back ally fuck. It's cheap. It's unsightly. It's lame.
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| Scene Summary |
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Scene One
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Cast: |
Sandra |
| Scene Type: |
boy/girl/boy |
| Theme: |
oral, straight sex, anal, ptm, atm, dp |
| Scene Rating: |
2.25 out of 5 |
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Sandra Romain, a favorite of some viewers and disliked by just
as many including myself, is a slightly older and average looking
euro girl with a cottage cheese ass. Sporting pigtails and
a summer dress, she takes on Lex and Franco in a 3-way fuck fest.
Sandra takes the two big dicks with extreme ease and gets analized
in doggy, mish and a DP in cowgirl. The scene ends with two swallowed
cumshots. Next!
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Scene Two
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Cast: |
Aimee Tyler |
| Scene Type: |
boy/girl |
| Theme: |
oral, straight sex, anal, atm |
| Scene Rating: |
2.75 out of 5 |
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Up next, we get the average but somewhat cute cover girl Aimee
Tyler. After telling us she prefers big dicks and black guys, Mr.
Marcus makes his appearance and the scene begins with her kneeling
down for fellatio. After some cowgirl, RC and mish vag fucking,
her ass gets fucked in mish and RC before she's treated to a facial.
The blushing Amy appeared to be enjoying herself half way through
the anal where she then started to look a little uncomfortable.
Perhaps her lack of comfort was from the cardboard box they had
her laying on?
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Scene Three
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Cast: |
Karianna |
| Scene Type: |
boy/girl/boy |
| Theme: |
oral, straight sex, anal, atm |
| Scene Rating: |
2.25 out of 5 |
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I was pleased with Karianna's (top right box cover) performance
in a couple of titles when she first started in the biz, but since
she began to fashion the burnt out crack addict look, I've started
hitting the fast forward button. Lex and Mr. Marcus tag team her
in several positions including a DP in cowgirl and RC ending the
ass violation with two facials. Most of the scene consisted of one
dick drilling her ass while the other received fellatio.
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Scene Four
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Cast: |
Alexandra |
| Scene Type: |
boy/girl |
| Theme: |
oral, straight sex, anal |
| Scene Rating: |
4 out of 5 |
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Alexandra (top left box cover) is a gorgeous euro girl and one
of the main reasons I picked up this title. After some memorable
sword swallowing on Franco, he removes her dress and gives her cookie
a few licks before the two fuck in RC and doggie. The most memorable
segment of the DVD is Alexandra on all fours on the bed, shoulders
pressed down and ass high as Franco fucks her in the ass. It was
far too short however with some well shot RC to follow and an unswallowed
popshot to end the scene. A very pretty girl and a good scene.
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Scene Five
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Cast: |
Angel Long |
| Scene Type: |
boy/girl |
| Theme: |
oral, straight sex, anal, ptm, atm |
| Scene Rating: |
3.5 out of 5 |
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Angel Long is a tall, slim blonde who's been around the porn block
and back several times. That said, she's still looking young and
fresh here and quite pretty with the exception of a few tattoos.
After some oral and vag fucking, she gets her ass assaulted in doggy,
RC and standing doggy by Lex. This decent scene ends with a swallowed
popshot.
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Scene Six
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Cast: |
Melanie Jagger |
| Scene Type: |
boy/girl/boy |
| Theme: |
oral, straight sex, anal, atm, dp |
| Scene Rating: |
3.25 out of 5 |
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Lex and Mr. Marcus take on Melanie Jagger's thick booty to wrap
up this DVD. Melanie is an average looking girl that always has
a high amount of energy in her scenes. Unfortunately, it wasn't
quite enough to save this 3-way scene. After some lengthy vag fucking
(mostly with Lex as Mr. Marcus seemed more interested in wanking
off his limp noodle) she gets on all fours and Lex slides into her
ass. The two take turns on her backdoor in mish, cowgirl with a
DP and doggy before receiving her facials. Not a terrible scene,
but there are better performances by Melanie and she's not looking
her best here.
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| Overall Summary |
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This one is skipable. Fans of Alexandra or Angel Long may want to rent
this title but with the exception of a few average scenes, Up Your Ass
is down the trash. There's just so much better in the market from so many
studios and Anabolic has been lagging for some time now. The technical
merits are average, the girls are average, and the settings are below
average. The DVD Extras include a photo gallery, trailers and DVD extras
of Sandra, Karianna and Angel Long.
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