Up Your Ass 18 Review

Reviewed by snowden porn  on  8/9/2002

While I, and many others in the forum wait patiently for the release of Anabolic Up Your Ass 19, I thought I’d dig up the past and review UYA18. I’ve had this DVD since it was first released (seems like ages ago now) but never got round to reviewing it.

Do you have any DVDs that you keep for just one scene? Yeah - me too - and this is one of them. Along with Service Animals #1, I keep this DVD for one scene only - Monica Sweetheart’s! In Service Animals, our favourite Euro-chick took on Wes Pipes and Lexington Steele. Here, she takes on Mr Marcus and Lex. Oh and another thing, here she performs a DP…whoo hoo!

Scene 1: Monica Sweetheart Vs Lex + Mr Marcus
The guys do an excellent job double-teaming sweet Monica. They begin with the standard ‘spitroast’, one guy banging from behind whilst the other receives head. While they work on her pussy, there’s a part I absolutely love, Monica is standing upright on one leg whilst Lex pokes her from behind holding her other leg high in the air. It looks great and really shows off her ‘model-esque’ figure! Lex then removes his piece - continues to hold her leg aloft - and invites Mr Marucs to take up the position. This creates an great continuity which I like a lot!

The anal soon begins and Monica’s anal talents are astounding. She’s such a great performer, always appears to be ‘into’ her scene, never uncomfortable, and always seems willing and able. The guys are treated to some A2M, then treated even further as they begin to DP poor Monica. Again I like the way this is shot. Lex hoists her up and changes position during the DP - continuity really is the key. Well Done guys.

After the DP, Mr Marcus cums in Monica’s mouth - she swallows. Next, Lex cums in Monica’s mouth - she swallows. What more could you ask for? Job done.

I was very pleased with this scene, but as always I have a few moans. These are just some small quibbles in an otherwise perfect scene.

I would have liked to see a bit of tease, Monica has such a great body, why not worship it before ravaging it?
There were no gapes.
DP action could have lasted longer.
Although Lex did pound Monica’s ass earlier in the scene, he didn’t get a crack at it during the DP. He was always in the pussy and Mr Marcus was always in the ass. I would have loved to see a bit of variation and gapes thrown in.

Scene 2: Jewel De’Nyle Vs Lex
Bubble butt Jewel is up next as she begins by delivering a sloppy blow job to the man Lex. Jewel displays great energy here and also goes a bit over the top in the vocal stakes. Her high-pitched moans are accompanied by lots of nasty talk which by the end of the scene leaves me wanting aspirin to soothe my headache. Lots of anal positions, A2M, and one gapes timed at 43mins 40secs.

Lex ends the scene with a facial blast which I liked because it left a big chunk of ‘Harry Monk’ (spunk) right on her chin. Lex then makes sure it is not wasted by scooping it up with his dick for Jewel to swallow - Nice!

Brilliant scene but I just couldn’t get 100% into it - I just never had a thing for Jewel - oh, and I also have a mother of a headache.

Scene 3: Catalina Vs Mr Marcus
Half-cast girl Catalina kicks off the scene with a deepthroat display. I believe there are two types of deepthroat - what I call consented and non-consented. Consented is when the girl does it off her own accord, and non-consented, when the girl is forced. This scene was consented deepthroat. (The boring kind).

All in all this was an average scene. Lots of anal positions, ‘consented’ deepthroat, A2M and swallowed Mr Marcus’ custard mix.

Scene 4: Miko Lee Vs Lex
Miko has a petite frame, nice body, nice blowjob lips, nice big fake babylons, blonde hair, and is Asian. (Either Chinese, Thai Vietnamese etc - I can’t tell which).

Lex fucks the shit out of this girl so much I almost felt sorry for her. Many anal positions, lashings of A2M, finished off by a facial/chest sperm blast.

Scene 5: Alexandra Quinn Vs Lex + Mr Marcus
This is a scene I can’t get motivated on. She gags all over the guys cocks as they deepthroat her - I can’t tell whether this is ‘consented’ or ‘non-consented’?! On top of that - I don’t find this girl attractive.

The guys really work this nasty piece of work over, they fuck her hard and at one point Mr Marcus even resorts to choking her. This doesn’t turn me on and truthfully neither does the whole scene.

Deepthroat, Anal, A2M, DP and two swallowed cumshots.

Scene 6: Aurora Snow Vs Lex + Mr Marcus
Aurora Snow’s got that ‘girl next door’ look. She’s a bit too thin for my tastes but her lack of weight means the guys can easily man-handle her into various aerial positions. At one point Lex almost dropped her right on her face! Luckily Mr Marcus was close to the action so Aurora managed to catch him during mid-fall!

She, as usual, gapes like the champ she is both anally and vaginally. This might be a rare scene because I don’t think Aurora has done many interracial scenes - I may be wrong - can you check for me? Thanks.

Anal, A2M, gapes, 2 nice cumshots into the mouth and face.

Overall:
If Monica Sweetheart wasn’t in this DVD I wouldn’t still own it. She really is gorgeous, if you haven’t seen her by now you really are missing out. I keep this DVD for her scene and her scene only. I didn’t think the other girls were as attractive, and attractiveness plays a big part in my porn watching. If you have seen Aurora Snow and Jewel De’Nyle before and find them ‘watch-able’ then I would definitely recommend this DVD to you. This DVD received a low rating from me only because of the cast,if they were all Monica Sweetheart's standard it would probably get a 5. Don't let this put you off if you are fans of the other girls.

Extras:
Inlay card (I love these things! It show gape champ Aurora gaping)
Reversible Sleeve (so you can reverse to soft-core side in-case you have snoopy parents!)
Photo Gallery (Pointless)
Cum-shot recap (We like these!)
DVD releases (Good but need updating - still the same old ones)
Web Site Info (I wouldn’t call this an extra - we want bonus footage!!!)

Hope you found this review helpful, if you have any questions, comments, advice, complaints etc feel free to email me at: snowden_porn@yahoo.com