Up Your Ass 15 Review

Reviewed by Gabriel Nine  on  10/13/2001

UP YOUR ASS 15
(Anabolic)
Directed by Mike John
Starring: Mei-Yu, Adriana, Kathy, Gina, Elizabeth, Carina, Omar, Mr Marcus, and Lexington Steele

I often thought that Anabolic, for a company who pays such attention to detail when it comes to the contents of their videos, has some fairly crappy graphic design on their box covers. However, the picture of Adriana's fantastic backside that adorns this video could hardly be bettered - it's going to sell this movie all by itself!

So what goes on? Shot by the capable Mike John, each scene is pretty much out of the same mould - a willing (though this varies somewhat) woman takes on one or more well-hung guys (perm any combination from Omar, Lex and Marcus) and gets her pussy and then her ass thoroughly shafted prior to receiving a load of come to deal with.

Adriana and Lexington
Super cute Adriana (you must check out that cover!) plays with herself and talks dirty a little, giggling about how she's going to take Lex in her pussy and ass. She gets down to business, giving Mr Steele's undeniably monstrous cock a thorough going over with her mouth. I guess half the interest in this kind of movie is the air of disbelief - surely she can't take something that size inside her? Well, of course she can, or it would be a very short movie. Lex also knows exactly what he is doing so he can fuck her soundly without going too far, and besides this scene emphasises the sensual aspects of the penetration as much as frantic fucking.

That said, little Adriana looks mighty fine riding on that tool, and I'd say she likes it. Naturally, she has to take it in her ass once the pussy warm up is done, but as happens with the vaginal sex, the anal insertion has already occurred and the editing just jumps us in to the sex. Lex does pull in and out, and then uses a goodly selection of positions as he makes her tight little bum open up for his cock. To finish, she leaps off him and sucks and strokes him till he pops in her mouth. I think these two like to play together all right, but to be perfectly honest it doesn't really spark up quite the way I had hoped.

Elizabeth, Omar, Lex
She might not be too pretty, but buxom, busty blonde Elizabeth is certainly game. Her eyes nearly pop out of her head when Lex whips it out, but she hardly misses a beat before she's sucking him. There's plenty of energy and fun and smiles all round - it seems like after she gets used to the size of the lads' tools, she really gets into it and enjoys herself. Lots of cocksucking, pussy fucking and naturally anal ensue, with double penetration and a heavyweight two-way ball blast to finish. Like I say, Elizabeth, known as Elizabeth Swiss in other movies, won't win Miss World but she makes up for it with enthusiasm. Not bad at all.

Carina, Lex, Marcus
Another sexy East European, Carina has strawberry blonde hair, lovely eyes, nice boobs and a body that looks maybe a few pounds under her fighting weight. No matter, she's well capable of handling Lex and Marcus, though she occasionally has to urge them to ease up. Lengthy bouts of pretty robust vaginal and anal fucking lead up to attempts at double vaginal that are not entirely successful. Marcus's small wad is obscured in shadow, but Lex delivers the goods as usual. I found Carina quite attractive, the sex goes reasonably well and it's not too deadly serious.

Gina, Lex, Marcus
Now why they included this scene is beyond me. It is exasperating to watch Gina repeatedly get the guys to ease back. Earlier, she had sucked them with minimal effort and an ungentlemanly Marcus berates her lack of ability on a couple of occasions. This goes over her head - if she speaks English, there is not hint she understands and it's not as if the boys will make any effort to speak Hungarian. Hence, despite the usual cocktail of vaginal and anal stuffing, all of which she apparently finds difficult to some degree (though, like most of the women in this movie she makes plenty of noise), there is no communication, no chemistry and hence a frustrating scene. Even juvenile amusement at watching Lex pop over her face before she is ready cannot alleviate my irritation! Next!

Mei-Yu, Lex
Thank god or whoever for Mei-Yu. This cute Filipina is exceptionally keen to take on Lex and he seems pretty enamoured about getting to play with her too, so this all adds up to chemistry, heat and other such intangible qualities that make scenes like this so good. She gives him some great oral with as much effort as she can muster, then he fucks her pussy, taking it fairly easy till she opens up and can really take him properly. She wants it all ways, and hard, in her pussy, in her ass, and all in numerous positions till lube and sweat are flying over the lens. This could be an Olympic sport, such are the energy levels. Again, you can't believe how such a petite little lady can take that big dick, but she does and it's a real pleasure watching her wrap her lithe body round Lex. Finally she hops off his cock and takes his ass-fresh dick into her mouth till he pops in there. Great stuff!

Kathy, Lex, Omar, Marcus
Kathy Heart, a skinny but cute Hungarian probably well known to aficionados of videos like this, has got simply astonishing ability to accept the massive penises into every orifice with remarkable enthusiasm. Her speciality is double anal, which would be to ask a little too much with these boys, but nonetheless she still smiles her way through oral, vaginal and anal sex, double penetrations and numerous difficult positions - check out a pile driver DP - and happily takes the lot. Three loads end up on her face and when Lex's misses her and hits the wall, she shows her willingness to the last by licking it up. She's a hot and nasty young lady, and this is a red-hot scene.

Overall
I have mixed feelings about this production. I really liked most of the girls and the sex is mainly very good, though too often they go slam bang straight into the action with no build up or tease, as is too common in Anabolic or Diabolic movies. A few small snippets of interview footage are scattered around between scenes but generally they cut the small talk and the sex is already beginning when the scene starts.

As expected from his other quality work, Mike John's shooting fills the lens with eye bulging images at all times, and that's good. However, I don't think the editing was too hot; it intermittently misses a lot of the most sensual points, e.g. insertions. Also the use of some really tacky background graphics to frame the titles and then in transitions during the action seems somewhat shoddy. This also gets repetitive, intrusive and annoying. Stop it. Also annoying is the buddy behaviour of Mr Marcus especially, though black marks to Lex for wrongly thinking it funny to copy the "beam" routine of Anabolic's male European employees. Sure, a little fun helps to stop the really hardcore stuff getting too deadly serious, but too much goofing around is just irritating.

If they had edited this better, included only the hottest girls and scenes and presented it a little more professionally, it would be hard to say too much against it. Anabolic has a rep for no-frills, solid quality but these are all things that dent this reputation and so Up Your Ass 15, in my book, will have to settle for being good not great.

As a general issue, and I don't want to go into too much detail on this point, why does a company that does hire black male performers rely on the use of stereotypes in box cover blurb? Okay, I accept this could be just a bit of fun. I have to admit that whatever is so special, so unique or erotic about interracial sex as such has passed me by. All I want to see is some hot fucking and it so happens that it's pretty obvious that these guys and girls are well equipped to supply it. All that matters is that they have the tools for the job, regardless of race.

DVD Comments
Sound and picture quality, which are the essentials, are good. The extras, such as they are, include a so-so photo gallery and a pretty hefty selection of trailers for other Anabolic titles, some of which are yet to come out on DVD, so that's quite good. I fear that this selection, however, will be the same on all Anabolic titles for some time to come, so that's not so good.