Up Your Ass 13 Review

Reviewed by Speelie  on  7/28/2001

Directed by Mike John Released 12/9/1999 VHS 7/2001 DVD
Cast: Anastasia (aka Anastasia Blue), Daniella (aka Daniella Rush), Sharon, Laura, Cativa, Cherry, Cricket, Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels, Jake Steed

This series was begun by Sean Michaels, who can be a very good actor and director. But by around 1996 or so, he seemed to get bored with the porno scene, in part because he has probably done it all. The quality of his work seemed to go down, and Mike John was added to this series as co-director to make the results better. John was a nobody before getting hired on by Anabolic and Diabolic, but he quickly proved his abilities with movies like this one. I believe Sean Michaels still had a part in the creative aspects of Up Your Ass 12, but Up Your Ass 13 is purely a Mike John creation. Since he wasn't the much-lauded director he is now, he had to make do with an inferior collection of female talent. Fortunately, he had no trouble convincing top black studs to work with him

We begin with Anastasia fellating Lexington Steele. She's a young, petite blonde who resembles Christina Ricci. She had a run of around 18 months doing the rounds of "young" themed movies, and developing a reputation for giving gagging, drooling blowjobs. She also isn't right in the head, perhaps from childhood abuse, and loves to be treated roughly and badly (she made a bunch of scenes with Max Hardcore). As she blows Lex, the bigscreen TV in the background replays her drool filled BJ scene in Anabolic Initiations 1, though the TV is off for the following sex. Lex isn't cruel with her (he seems from all evidence to be a very nice man), but he has no hesitation in ramming every bit of his big cock deep in her pussy and ass. Anastasia is in obvious pain, but keeps trying to impale herself deeper, revelling in the discomfort, until Lex finally cums.

Daniella Rush is a Czech actress who has made countless scenes in the USA and in Europe. She fucks so much that it takes something special or unusual for her to show interest (you can see her get anally fisted by the gorgeous Meridian/Svetlana in Joker: Die Spermaklinik, which also has good GS in the VHS version). It is unusual for her to get stuffed by two black horsecocks, so it isn't surprising that she's rather into it as Lex and Mr. Marcus anal and DP her. She of course can take every bit of them without much difficulty, something that impressed me greatly when this was new on VHS. If you are new to her as a performer, expect to be surprised by how much she can handle.

Sean Michaels makes (as far as I know) his final Anabolic appearance in the next scene, as a hired gun. He gets to fuck Laura and Sharon, after the two put on a very unconvincing lesbo display. They are much more interested in his exotic big black cock, and chatter away in Czech or Magyar, before both take him deep vaginally. Pretty blonde Sharon gets quite hot and bothered, while plain brunette is a bit more subdued, even when getting analled. Sharon passes on getting her rear reamed, which I can understand, but goes against the premise of this series.

Mr. Marcus is back for the next scene, and he goes straight for Cativa's ass without any pussy fucking. She's done a bunch of this, we can tell, because he is quickly balls deep, and she shows little discomfort. In fact, she looks a whore off the streets of Los Angeles, she's certainly as ugly as the stereotype, with a bad face and gross saggy tits. Marcus has a lot of fun ploughing her ass for a good long while, occasionally causing her some pain.

Cherry is an improvement on Cativa, though not by much. She's an ugly French chick from Paris, with big natural breasts and a curvy body. In a backyard she takes Lex and Marcus deep in her pussy and ass, and shows a great willingness to put up with considerable pain and discomfort. She tries to smile through all of it, even while the tears are flowing, and looks quite relieved when it all is over (did she get a medal, she certainly earned one?).

Instead of the expected Anabolic cumshot recap, we are treated to an "Anal Annihilation" recap, as the deepest anal moments from each scene are replayed.

The final scene features Cricket, she of the annoying voice and attitude, who was a brief minor star for Anabolic at this time (see her on the cover of Butt Banged Hitchhiking Whores). She has a tight body, with big fake tits and cute but very trashy face. After sucking and fucking Jake Steed and Lex for a while, the anal and DP begin, and she's in pain, and starts squawking even worse than she usually does. When the guys cum, she swallows their loads, something that would later become a trademark feature for the actresses in Mike John movies.

I found the women in this one, obviously, quite unattractive. Later volumes have much improved female looks. The theme remains "big black cocks getting rammed forcefully up girls' poop chutes" and this one certainly delivers on that count. So the low rating reflects the mostly nasty women, but if all you want to see is very well shot deep anal action, then this is a good rental.

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