Up Skirts (Zero Tolerance) Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  10/31/2008

Title: Up Skirts
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Director: Miles Long
Starring: Alektra Blue, Tori Back, Nika Noire, Deena Daniels, Ryder Skye, Kenzi Marie, Eden Adams, Pat Myne, James Deen, Manuel Ferrara, Lee Stone, Anthony Rosado

Zero Tolerance has a goodie here. Leggy perfectly proportioned women who dress accordingly and undress accordingly to please both themselves and their fuck partners. Several scenes replayed in my seared mind afterwards. Very exxxcelent. Set up to the scenes are contrived and predictable and that's what makes it so fun as you know it is all done so you can get to the ultimate goal: sex. The short short fantasy is played to the obvious hilt, too.

Scene one: Ryder Skye and James Deen. James is in a car at Stone Canyon Overlook. He is talking to the cameraman/driver saying it is hot and windy in California this time of year. He looks out the window and lo and behold sees Ryder wearing a very short blue skirt and of course just standing there waiting to be picked up (how realistic!). He feeds her some line about how famous he is and takes her back to a very attractive pool home. Ryder is wearing a heart necklace, a "boy toy" t shirt, black panties, high heels, long turquoise socks and sports an oriental lettering tat as well as a tat on her back. James tells her to take a closer look at the swimming pool through the window as she leans over a sofa and of course her ass is exposed. Soon he is licking her and is out of his jeans for a bj. Positions include spoon, cg, and rcg and the fucking is mesmorizing. The room is nice and bright as is the whole scene. James explodes on her mouth.

Scene two: Alektra Blue and Pat Myne. Pat is in a car talking to the cameraman. They are apparently waiting for someone to bring them some porn. Pat has the dvd cover to "Cum Hungry, Leave Full" with Alektra on the cover. Suddenly they notice Alektra in her sports car/convertible right in front of them (how realistic!). Of course Pat approaches her and doesn't let on that he knows who she is. She is lost and of course follows Pat and the cameraguy to Pat's place where she will "get directions" to where she is going via Pat's computer there. This crazy set up finally gets Alektra's jeans skirt hoisted high enough to see as she leans over the computer. Pat finally tells her he knows who she is. Her pouty lips, huge globes and long legs are very inviting. Pat tells her "I know what you like" since he watches her fuck in the movies. Her pussy has a piercing and so does her belly button. OMG. She gives a super bj and eventually the action gets hot and heavy including a nice cg with both the skin and bracelets she is wearing clinking. She is very vocal. Rcg, Anal doggie, anal spoon and anal mish are included on a white couch before Pat finally cums.

Scene three: James Deen returns, this time with Kenzi Marie. James is in a car with the camera guy again. James is on his way to a party his friend is dj-ing. We never quite get to the party as instead he picks up Kenzi who just happens to be standing right in front of where the car is parked (looks like an industrial business area...maybe the Zero Tolerance studio?). James shows her his car and she immediately accompanies him to where the party is eventually to take place (how realistic!). No one is there so they start making out on an attractive turquoise leather couch and huge round leather ottoman type thingie. Kenzi is a hot blonde with star tats on her belly and belly button jewelry. She has just perfect tits and a very pink pussy. James fingers her and positions include mish, rcg and doggie. I like James Deen and Kenzi Marie as a pair. The doggie pistoning is just great here.

Scene four: Eden Adams and Anthony Rosado. Anthony is playing the guitar and Eden comes to see him and get guitar lessons. Of course she is wearing a very short skirt and everytime Anthony drops his pick she bends over so we can see the view (how realistic!). Her yellow tongue piercing jewelry is put to good use as the guitar lesson ends and the sucking begins. Highlights here include 69 (with unfortunately no view of pussy sucking), doggie and mish.

Scene five: Tori Black and Nika Noire with Manuel Ferrara. Manuel is complaining that the camera guy doesn't understand his french. Luckily Tori and Nika are in the park right in front of him and he figures he will have better luck with them. He tells them he wants to take pictures of them with his car. They agree (how realistic!) and soon we are in a very clean garage (even with pictures on the wall). The ladies pose for shots in front of the car very expertly, then Manuel takes them over to a white loveseat next to the car and has sex with them. Cg, rcg and dog are included. As one woman gets plowed the other gets the cock in her mouth once in a while to keep her satisfied.

Scene six: Deena Daniels and Lee Stone. The old pool table cliche is back. She "doesn't have a firm handle on the stroke". Of course Lee is the pool table expert (how realistic!) and gives her a short lesson in using the cue stick. Soon his stick comes out of his jeans fly. Deena is wearing a red plaid short skirt, navel piercing, and sports long black hair. On a sofa (I'm surprised the pool table wasn't used here...) the action includes rcg, cg and mish before more bj and cumshot. Deena moans and is obviously enjoying herself. Lee gets to be a bit too vocal with his "come on, come on!"

Extras include: BTS, photo gallery, cumshot recap, and trailers for Fishnets 5, Ass Cleavage 8, Girlvana 2 good/bad, Strip Tease the Fuck 8, Double Decker Sandwich 8, Cum Hungry Leave Full 2, Face Invaders, Grand Theft Anal 4, Who's Your Daddy 4. The trailers unfortunately aren't accessible individually but rather all appear one after another at the end of the flick.

Guys are listed at the end of the movie and aren't readily identifiable unless you know who they are. Luckily these guys are readily identifiable from previous extra curricular viewing! :)