Up Close and Virtual With Gia Darling Review

Reviewed by Stroker  on  8/25/2007

I'd heard about virtual sex movies, the kind made possible by DVDs with numerous chapters where you can click on a menu and the subject will do what. Never bought one, but finally picked this one up. Gia Darling is one of the better-looking she-males in movies; a blonde with large breasts who actually looks like a girl (except for one thing).

The DVD is broken into four main menus and various submenus: Tease, Watch Me, Foreplay and Sex. Click on one and you get some sub-selections. Each item repeats until you click on something else.

Tease places Gia on a bench against a tiled wall, so it looks rather like a bathroom or steamroom. The submenus are Tits, where Gia plays with her boobs, Ass (lots of rubbing), and She-cock, where you get a fairly good look (but no closeups) of her remaining manhood.

Watch Me is the masturbation session, and puts her on a set that looks like a doctor's office. Submenus are obvious: Use a Toy (a chrome vibe stuck in her ass), Masturbate (good old fashioned stroking, but no cumshot), Finger Ass, and Shower (which puts her back in the shower set for a long rinse and a little bit of masturbation). The wild card in here is Fuck a Guy, which appears to be an actual little movie where Gia boffs a scary-looking bald guy on the exam table.

Foreplay transports her into a bedroom wearing a black body stocking, but now you get an actor with her. The actor is supposed to be you, so you see the actor's hand, arms, etc, but nothing else. So Tits, Rub Feet, Finger Ass, and Stroke Cock are all pretty obvious what goes on. Lick ass, however, simply gives you a super-close up her of grinding ass against the camera lens.

Finally there's Sex, which puts Gia and an actor (again with his head cropped out of the frame) through various positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl and Blowjob (Gia gives, not receives).

There are a couple of extras: Bloopers, which I was surprised to find were entertaining, and an Interview.

I didn't know what to expect so I can't say I was disappointed. But I wasn't impressed with it. Gia's one of the better looking T/S's, but her voice ruins it for me. I thought the masturbation scene should have ended with a cumshot, and I would much rather have seen Gia with a girl than with a guy. I was surprised that wasn't another menu.

Video quality was fine, sound was good. But unless you're seriously hard for she-males, I don't think this will get you over the hill.