Up and Cummers 33 Review

Reviewed by Diville  on  11/28/2000

You never know what to expect from Randy West and his Up & Cummers series. Of course, you can count on pre-sex interviews and pro/am production values, but so much depends on the quality of the girls he features. Just look at the ones he puts on his covers; if you think you'd like to see them having sex, then you won't be too disappointed. It's not too hard to divine that if the girls look good, then they'll look good fucking. It's all straight forward business, really. This time around, with Volume 33, West gives us Tatianna and Nadia Moore, both of whom could have been major league adult stars had they chosen to stick around the business longer. Though they are the only high points on the disc, their participation, alone, is enough to recommend the DVD.

The main attractions must wait, however, as Randy introduces us first to Angelina, a Southern Florida housewife. I'm not saying that Angelina is a turn off, but fantasizing about housewives has never really been the most popular of male pastimes. I'm sure she's a big hit at swinger parties with her husband, but in a world with so many beautiful starlets, she dims in comparison. Randy seems to like her, though, as he watches her get it on with her husband. Of course, he joins in, drawing the segment out longer than perhaps it should have lasted. Anal sex and facials (which you'll find here) aren't always a turn on, after all.

Naomi is one of the more popular black porn stars around. If you've been watching adult movies for awhile, you may have seen her. Her segment here is a good introduction to those who may have missed her. It's only and introduction, though, as she doesn't engage in any real sex (or simulated sex, for that matter). Her time on screen is just spent masturbating. It's a shame, really, that she didn't agree to more hardcore action, because I don't know if I've ever seen her look better. She's pretty, in shape, and very sexy. My only complaint is that you don't need to buy a hardcore DVD to see a pretty naked girl rolling around on a bed.

Tatianna, on the other hand, engages in all manner of hardcore acts. Around the time this was shot, Tatianna was on the verge of real porn superstardom. She had a different look than most other stars, was naturally beautiful, and seemed to be dedicated to the cause. She could have been Tera Patrick before Tera Patrick, herself. She chose not to go for the long term porn career, however. Once you see her here with Vince Voyeur you may begin to understand my desire to see her return. There's no faking the heat these two feel for each other. To put it mildly this is some hard pounding action. They go at it in a variety of positions, but she truly shows her colors once he gets his dick balls deep in her ass. When most girls would either just moan or repeat pre planned exclamations (i.e., oh yeah, baby), Tatianna laughs. And she can't stop herself from laughing. I don't know why, but there's something about seeing a girl having a giggle fit while getting sodomized that really turns me on. Maybe it's the honesty. And when Voyeur asks her where she wants his cum, listen for response. I'm not saying there's a wrong answer to such a question, but she definitely responds with the right one.

Lastly, Nadia Moore pulls double duty. First taking on John Decker, and then climbing aboard Randy West who can't resist joining in. Who can blame him? AARP bylaws be damned; when a girl looks this good, an old man's gotta do what an old man's gotta do. I've seen Nadia in several movies before, and because she didn't stick around the business very long (sadly) I've probably seen a good percentage of her on camera work. Each time I've seen her, though, I have to admit to thinking, "I wonder if her daddy knows she's doing this?" There are those "nice" girls guys sometimes talk about in hushed tones when we say things like, "She makes you think she's a good girl, but I bet she's wild in bed." Now, we know just how wild girls like Nadia are. Decker, not once, takes a second off from fucking her. Clearly, he enjoys himself. After unloading his ejaculate into her mouth, West takes his turn and she damn near sends him to an early grave. I think I may have broken a sweat just watching her go to work on him.

Up and Cummers 33 is half of a great DVD, and half of a wasted effort. You've got a pair of great scenes combined with two that could easily been thrown away. Also, the extras are pretty sparse and not much in the way of extras, at all. So, how do you draw a simple conclusion? It's a glass is half empty/half full kind of thing. I'm one of those silver lining kinds of guys, though, so I don't have a problem recommending this edition. Admittedly, I'm a fan of Tatianna and Nadia Moore; considering their catalogues of digital work is limited, it's quite a discovery to find them in the same production.