Up and Cummers 3 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  1/30/2004

Why review a flick, “Up and Cummers #3,” that’s over ten years old? Surely no one will ever rent or buy this piece of porn nostalgia. Right? Wrong! Anyone who likes hot sex will enjoy this DVD, its age notwithstanding. I got it originally for cover girl Vixxen, who was supremely sexy early in her career. But I got a big surprise when Krista graced the screen. This was one scorching performer! So old school is definitely good old school in this case.

Volume Three of this long-running series begins like 99% of the others. Host Randy West interviews Vixxen, a very cute 20-year old blonde. She says she’s from Chicago, was formerly a dancer, and this will be her fourth video. Randy asks all the usual inane questions from the Ed Powers playbook (“Do you like sex?”) then lets Vixxen play with herself, including some vibrating toys. She was so cute in those days, with no boob enhancement (magnificent natural medium breasts) and a tight, hard body spoiled only by an unsightly tat on her left ankle. Soon, Alex Sanders enters and proceeds to eat her pussy. Randy briefly joins the action to get some head while Vixxen is getting her slit licked. She then gives some pretty impressive head, which leads to some great boinking, including anal. They do RC, CG, standing mish, doggie, and doggie anal. They break when she asks for him to come on her face so that he can go clean his rod. While Alex is away, we are introduced to Tom, Vixxen’s husband, who is so turned on watching his wife screw Alex that he’s sporting a huge woody. This break in the action kind of destroys the momentum, but eventually Vixxen sucks off Alex and gives great PCH after taking his shot to the face and mouth.

Krista is a cute brunette with shoulder-length hair and pleasant boltons. She tells Randy (and us) that she’s 22, that she’s from Houston where she was a dancer, and that this is about her sixth fuck film. She does a masturbation scene that includes some toys. While she slips away to dress for her scene, we are introduced to Mark Davis. He claims to hail from Essex, England, and that he’s been in the jizz biz for about nine months. For Davis fans, you can’t believe how studly he looks here with a full head of dark, wavy hair and no paunch. Krista returns and they have a passionate go at each other that includes RC, doggie, and CG, with Krista squirting while riding Mark’s cock. He eventually comes on her kisser. Have your finger on the volume control during this scene, as she is a horrific screamer and a very hot lady! The IAFD lists over 150 flicks for Krista; where have I been?

(The light bulb just went on over my head. I remember these two hooking up in a Seymore Butts movie, “On The Loose,” in which Krista has a very noisy orgasm riding a sybian and another powerful climax riding Davis. That was also a molten lava scene!)

Next up are Lana Sands and Roxanne Blaze. They have a good lez bout (no toys) before Randy joins the fun. Their double blowjob on him is not to be missed. Lana, a brunette with tiny tits and a hard body, is now a veteran of over 200 movies, of course, but here she has a little innocence about her. Blond Roxanne sports average, natural tits and is a perfect complement to Lana. They work over Mr. West pretty good, including some ass licking. After doing Roxanne doggie and Lana mish, he dumps his cum on both their faces as they do a little arguing over who should get the most.

Randy is next seen in his editing room and explains that he just doesn’t have enough room on this tape (remember tapes, before DVDs?) for his next contestant, Eve. But he does give us a little preview of things to come with the cute brunette giving him some good head and a couple minutes of him fucking her before the flick ends. She does appear in Volume #4.

All in all, a solid effort. Vixxen and Krista are the highlights, but the threeway is also very well done. Randy overdoes his interviews a bit, but that’s his style. I’ve seen worse from him. There’s a brief Ed Powers sighting, as he clowns behind Randy during one of the editing room breaks. What a nitwit! There were no condoms used in the movie.

As for the DVD, it contains the usual extras: picture gallery, website, and a preview of Volumes 10, 11, 29 and 49. There is a time code throughout the flick, something missing from some of Randy’s DVDs. The picture quality is not great, but it is slightly better than VHS tape. The audio is good and all the scenes are well-lit with pretty good camerawork.