Uomo Italiano Review

Reviewed by ken  on  9/14/2000

Cast: Roberto Reggiani, Dario de Concini, Mauro, Gianni Palermo, Rene Forenzi.

This is truly an all-Italian ensemble. We saw a couple of dvd movies released by Italian director Lukas Kazan such as Hotel Italia and Journey to Italy. Uomo Italiano however is nowhere close to the high quality attained by those titles. I can only say that it’s a genuine effort by the director although the movie failed in many areas due to the director’s lack of experience and amateurish actors he recruited. All the dialogues are in English, but some actors are fluent in English, some can barely utter a few words.

The plot is made up roughly. A psychologist tries to solve his patients’ relationship problems. Everyone comes up to the appointment with his personal story from which we are presented with different episodes of sex scenes. Although the actors are very amateurish and almost certain to be their first time in front of the camera, some of them are really freshly standing out and have great potentials if trained and guided appropriately by the director.

Two actors in the movie really caught my attention. One is Roberto Reggiani, the other is Gianni Palermo. Roberto has a very tight body and a giant cock. His action is full of sexual energy and his dick is always rock hard. Gianni on the other hand has a very handsome face with a perfect male model look and body as we typically see in fashion magazines. Both of them had an encounter with each other in the movie and is the best scene among all.

First Scene: Dario was visiting Roberto at home. They did not waste any time and started kissing and groping each other. Roberton went down on Dario’s cock first, then Dario returned favor. Both cocks are rock hard and you can tell they are really into each other and enjoy the sex very much. Dario is a macho guy and you would have guessed that he is the one on top. I was wrong. But that surprise made the scene more exciting. The ensuing fuck session is really hot thanks to Roberto’s animalistic pounding. Roberto finally came with a huge load but not Dario. That’s a pretty good start.

Second Scene: unfortunately the following scene turned out to be lame and disappointing. Gianni was doing some weight lifting while his boyfriend, Mauro walked in. This pair presented you the most sharp and uncomfortable comparison. Mauro is a rude top with a fat loose body and average looking face while Gianni is a submissive bottom with tight lean body and strikingly beautiful face. The sex was mainly how Mauro fucked Gianni’s brain out. But I was not impressed at all. The camera was poorly angled that during the session Gianni’s face was mostly hidden by different objects. Mauro did come eventually over Gianni’s face, but not Gianni.

Third Scene: is another unfulfilling episode mainly due to the actor Rene Forenzi. He is another one like Mauro that lead me to question casting director’s choice. Rene has a long dirty pony tail that coupled with his barely average looking face makes him the perfect actor in a straight porn. What a waste that Roberto had to team up with him in this shower scene. When Rene gave Roberto head, Roberto’s cock was rock hard. But Rene could not even get up a decent erection while being sucked on. No matter how hard Roberto fucks Rene, all I want to do is fast- forwarding.

Fourth Scene: This is my favorite scene where two of my favorite actors of this movie was making love with each other. There are lots of foreplays and passionate kissing and fondling. Both Reoberto and Gianni have lean and firm bodies. Gianni eagerly serviced Roberto’s huge cock before they did a long lasting sixty-nine in different positions. Finally Roberto topped Gianni in big time. The camera had its best angle in this scene when Roberto’s long cock thrust in and out of Gianni’s nice ass. You can feel the intense sexual energy in the air and both were really enjoying this arousing moment. Roberton had a nice explosion in the end.

Fifth Scene: Rene again. This time with Dario. I have to suspect that Rene is indeed a straight actor for straight porn. He can never maintain a hard-on in a brief moment. That left him only one position: bottom. It’s good to see though Dario is versatile and good at top too. It’s just not too much fun when Rene is in volved.

Sixth Scene: Mauro again, this time with Roberto. By the time I reached the final scene, I have to conclude that the director had never directed any gay porn before. However he may have had straight porn experience. Both Mauro and Rene are the type of guys a gay porn director will never use for a gay movie. But both are perfect candidate for any straight porn. Well, while I am here complaining about Mauro, Roberto was happy with him. His cock can tell. Roberto is really a rare find. He is simply a sex machine and his hard cock can just fuck anyone I assume, that certainly including Mauro. But I could care less about the rest of the episode.

What can I say about this movie?! No matter what, it’s a DVD, the picture quality is good, you can instantly skip any scenes you don’t like. Buy it only for the sake of Roberto and Gianni.