Under The Skirts Review

Reviewed by butter_bbb  on  3/27/2020

Like my other review of one of many "Fake Taxi" DVD releases, I was conned by my own self into thinking I would be getting rather impressive cumshots seeing as how one of the two so-called "fake" taxi drivers (in actuality, they are bonafide UK porn studs) was a male performer whom I was a fan of, having enjoyed many of his pre-"Fake Taxi" performances in other DVD releases I had seen.

Alas, once again this edition of "Fake Taxi", "Under The Skirts" from 2018 was underwhelming at best. Sure, if you are a fan of the whole fake taxi concept and have enjoyed previous installments in the series, then surely your own expectations will be satiated, most probably because you did not go into this "movie" with the same expectations as I did.

This volume follows the same formulae as any other "Fake Taxi" release. So-called "real girls" (actually real pro porn performers and models from the UK) are conned into fucking the taxi driver for "X", or "Y", or "Z" reason, and then sex scenes mostly taking part in the back seat (captured by two internal security cameras) or while parked, just outside the taxi. You also get a hand held camera usually operated by the "fake" taxi driver, in order to offer some variety during editing... However not everyone is proficient at handling a camera, so quite a bit of the hand-held shots feel amateurish. Good thing all three cameras are high-def, for this would indeed be quite an exercise in painful porn viewing...

Scene 1 starts things off with the rather attractive Alessa Savage. Not for everyone's tastes, sporting pale skin, black hair and more tattoos than what most folks care to watch in their porn. She takes a ride with "that" stud playing the "fake taxi" driver, and before long she's stripped out of her skimpy outfit, sucking on his schlong and fucking him in the back seat in a variety of positions, all of which you surely all are familiar with when it comes to this series. Disapointing ending as the usually very respectable cum slinger's sploodge is injected internally in the RCG position, the evidence of this creamy ending only viewed when Alessa stands up and leaks the creampie all over the stud and the back seat. Due to the fact that I am not a fan of internal pops, this scene rates a dud in my opinion. Sorry!

Scene 2 has a very cute little woman who went under the pseudonym "Coco", but astute fans of british porn will recognize Chanel Santos anywhere. While not having the rock-hard super tight "spends hours at the gym daily" body, she is very attractive. Too bad she is paire with another fake taxi driver, the usual "infamous" one, and so the scene suffers. At least the dude is competent to say the least, and with cutey pie Chanel as a prize, it's quite a nice romp. So if you're a fan of the fake taxi scenarios, you know what to expect. After a few positions captured on all three cameras, he jacks himself off "on her face", but the poorly planed popshot resulted in this dripper's cum drops not really hiting much of the target, mostly the mug. It's a dud for me since this type of popshot is about 95% of so-called "facials" in legit porn since the early Y2K, so you can get more of the same just about anywhere.

Scene 3 features Valerie Fox, or it could be Barbie Sins. Apologies, as I am not a very well versed in the "Killergram" roster of talent, so both ladies sort of look somewhat similar. Anyway for the pupouse of this review, let's say it's Valerie. She quite the prototypical UK porn harlot indeed, with her bleached blonde hair, pumped up rack, and incredibly fake eyelashes, a dead giveaway that the only way she could pass as a "real" fare is if she's turning tricks when not performing at the local strip club. Anyway she gets "the" mr. Fake Taxi driver in the backseat where she performs some solid oral before sitting on his cock. The usual gamut of porn positions follow, and it ends when she jacks him off all over her face. If "her" wold have pulled his own pork, I am certain the pop would have been 50% more voluminous and explosive, but hey... this is Fake Taxi, so we have to take what we get. It's a respectable load, and she takes it like the pro champ she is, so this scene gets a slightly hesitant thumbs up from me!

The final scene has Barbie Sins, or as I mentioned earlier, maybe it's Valerie Fox. No offence to the UK porn pool, but at one point, all those bimbo-esque fake-racked bleached blondes start looking the same when you aren't regularly exposed to them individually. Anyway, the usual story development ensues without too many surprises to break off the routine, but if this type of porn works for you, then this is obviously going to be right up your alley! So after our "infamous" Mr. Fake Driver plows his way through our strumpet's charms, he has her jack him off to her face, but she aims it a bit too close into the mouth, which she spills as he's still spurting. Again, like the previous scene, if "the" driver was allowed to pull his own pork, surely the pop would have been much more impressive. But compared to the other volumes of this series I have seen, it is still better than creampies and other internal-oriented pops. As I said, not a fan of creampies, so this popshot here is a welcomed one.

In conclusion, this one rates a 2.5 out of 5, maybe almost a 3 due to the fact that there seemed to be at least an effort not to end half the scenes in internal creamings. As I said, if you are a fan of the Fake Taxi series, this one will most probably please, but if you're looking for "the Dirty Dog" 's once copious cumshots, better look elsewhere for this one is far from his better pop performances.