Ultimate Cherry Brady Review

Reviewed by Drewcifer  on  11/29/2008

I'm not impressed with this release. The technical qualities are very good, the presentation is nice, extras on the disc are good, but its a compilation dedicated to a single performer, who I don't particularly care for. It seems she believes shes the shit, and this whole release seems to revolve around her ego, instead of the sex, which is why I came here. And she really is a horrible actor in my opinion as well. DVD extras include: Behind the scenes featurette, previews, and website promos. It should be noted that this disc has one of the best presentations of product Ive ever seen in porn. Great artwork on the box and disc, as well as a great layout in its menus and content, if that matters to anyone. If you're a fan of Cherry, by all means this release is for you, don't hesitate to run out and buy it or rent it if you like buxom women, and are looking for some good full figured down and dirty porn, look elsewhere.

Scene Breakdown:

There is a retarded subplot going on between all these scenes, which really puts a damper on what’s to come. Cherry has an introduction consisting of fake, and bad dialogue, which is supposed to seamlessly blend each scene together.

Scene 1 stars Cherry of course, all by herself, and opens with her dressed in a military uniform of sorts in what looks like a “war room” behind her. Cherry does have enormous fun bags, and there nicely on display here in an olive green fishnet top. She teases the camera and pours lotion over her tits rubbing them in. Then she produces a camouflage dildo, which she titty-fucks. Then she pulls down her camouflage panties and plays with her twat. She fucks her pussy with the dildo, and then licks it clean. Then she titty fucks it by doing push-ups on it (I’m not kidding) and then finally gets up on the table and sits her pussy down on the dildo, fucking herself. She pulls out the dildo and sucks it clean. She smiles and the scene closes. I tried to like this scene, but neither me or Cherry seemed to take it seriously for very long. I want believable sex, by a woman who really wants to fuck herself, not some one making an audition tape. Terrible.

Scene 2 stars Cherry and Angelina, a very fair skinned buxom strawberry blonde, who I really wanted to see get plowed good. The scene opens with the two of them undressing each other, and then sucking on each other’s huge breasts. Lots of tit play here, and finally Angelina licks Cherry’s spread open pussy, and fingering her. Then Cherry returns the favor to Angelina on the edge of the bed, licking her clit and fingering her. Then she produces a double dildo and titty fucks herself while putting the other end in her pussy. Then they both put one end of the double dildo in their pussies and fuck each other, pussy to pussy. Then they switch to butt to butt. And the scene ends abruptly. Neither one of the seem to truly get into the sex, it all seems like they’re faking it. Really disappointing. I would like to see more of Angelina though…

Scene 3 stars Cherry, and un-named brunette, and a dorky looking dude. The scene opens with the 2 girls hanging out, wanting cock. So they call up the repair man to “service them”. The 2 girls pull out their fun bags and he starts licking and sucking them. Then he fucks her tits, while the brunette licks her pussy. They girls reverse their positions for awhile and then proceed to give him a double blow-job. The both do some pretty good oral work on his dick here. Then the scene cuts to Cherry in reverse cowgirl fucking, while the 2nd girl just plays with her tits and kinda looks bored. Then they switch to Cherry in doggie while she eats out the brunette’s pussy. Then Cherry fucks him in cowgirl, while the brunette sort of sits on his face eating out her pussy. Then he fucks Cherry in he scissors position while she sucks the brunette’s tits. Then the 2 girls line up their tits under his cock, and Cherry jerks him off unto their tits in a weak load, and the scene is over. Lame. The brunette didn’t even get fucked! What a crappy scene.

Scene 4 (final) stars Cherry and the same dork from the scene before. The scene opens with Cherry standing in her home(?) getting ready for a adult toy party, when the dork comes in and she starts talking dirty to him. He sits down on the sofa, and she proceeds to disrobe, and grind on him, and then he starts sucking her tits and she fingers herself. Then he pours lotion all over her tits and rubs it in. Then she kneels down and blows his cock pretty good. He then fucks her tits for awhile before she climbs on top in reverse cowgirl to fuck him. She changes to cowgirl, and then he fucks her missionary over the arm of the couch. Then they move to doggie, and surprisingly she lets him fuck her in the ass in reverse cowgirl. The moment is brief and then cuts to her jacking him off onto her tits, and the scene fades out. A lot of this scene sounds sexy when I read it, but it didn’t feel that way watching it. Kudos for the anal though, this scene is still a loser.

Bottom Line: Unless you’re a big Cherry Brady fan, skip this release-you will be disappointed. Cherry can’t seem to be “real” in her scenes, and I frankly don’t think she’s anything special as a performer. Pass on it.