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UK Nympho Nurses Review

UK Porn Kings

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Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/11/2015

Running Time:
97 min.

Production Date:
None given

Director:
DiSanto

Cast:
Bonnie Rose, Chantelle Fox, Louise Jenson, Romana Ryder, and Samantha Bentley
with
Dean Van Damme, Jack Mason, Kai Taylor, Lee Saint, and Marc Rose

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks good. There's a touch of camera motion and a little uneven lighting, but the picture is clear and looks pretty good.

The Movie:
UK Nympho Nurses brings together five scenes focusing on just that. Each scene starts with a British babe in a slutty nurse outfit showing off and sometimes talking to the camera, and then moves on as she gets busy with a patient in an exam room.

Scene 1

Bonnie Rose

with

Kai Taylor

Blonde nurse Bonnie starts out in a slutty little nurse outfit talking about how Kai is one of her favorite patients and how he can't seem to get his cock to go limp. She shows off her nice round tits and ass before sucking and stroking his cock with a fair amount of camera mugging mixed in. Kai gets up to fuck Bonnie standing up from the side and behind before she eagerly sucks his cock clean. Bonnie continues to show off her potty mouth and curves as she takes care of Kai's needs. She lays back on the hospital bed for him to fuck and eat her shaved slit before having him continue to pound her doggie style while holding herself open for him and letting him hold her down with a foot on her head. Bonnie lets Kai fuck her face and spreads herself open for a bit more missionary work before laying back and submissively letting him fuck her face. Bonnie gives Kai plenty of dirty talk about having him cum on her tits as he gives himself a hand, and finally gets a nice creamy load in and around her filthy mouth.


Scene 2

Romana Ryder

with

Dean Van Damme

Brunette Romana strips down a bit and teases the camera next to patient Dean after making sure he's asleep. After a little show she wakes Dean to see what he needs, and he tells her that he can't stop wanking and needs her to wank him off. Romana quickly opens up her nurse outfit to better show her sexy white lingerie and quickly starts to stroke Dean's dick. She moves on to eat his meat and he briefly plays with her pussy before fucking it from behind. They exchange oral favors before fucking missionary style, and then Romana gets on top to ride Dean reverse cowgirl style. She lets him take her from behind and sucks him clean before Dean fucks her in missionary a little more. They fuck standing up and Romana finally sucks Dean to a decent pop around her mouth.


Scene 3

Samantha Bentley

with

Marc Rose

Brunette Samantha starts her scene in a cell wearing a little red and white candy striper inspired naughty nurse outfit showing off in slow motion. Marc watches her and gives himself a hand wearing a see through white suit and sitting back in a chair. Samantha moves in to kiss him before quickly moving on to stroke and suck his cock. Marc plays with her pussy briefly after she strips down and fucks her from behind while pulling her hair first by the bars in the cell and then on one of the chairs. Samantha rolls over for Marc to fuck her missionary style with a little oral action mixed in for her holes, and then moves into the next cell to ride him first in traditional cowgirl style and then in reverse cowgirl on a bed. She rolls over so Marc can fuck her doggie style and lick her ass before they go back to fucking missionary style. Finally Marc strokes himself to a solid pop over Samantha's eager face and lets her play with it for the camera.


Scene 4

Chantelle Fox

with

Lee Saint

Heavily inked Chantelle quickly makes her way up to patient Lee wearing her sexy nurse outfit and gropes his cock while running her breasts through her outfit. She teases him and gives him a little show before starting to stroke and suck his cock. Chantelle lets Lee grope her big pierced tits a little as she moves on to repeatedly throat his cock with plenty of camera mugging worked in. Chantelle has Lee get up so he can fuck her from behind and then lays back for some missionary work. She lets him lay back to ride him cowgirl style, and finally drops down to suck and stroke him to a respectable pop on her big pierced tits.


Scene 5

Louise Jenson

with

Jack Mason

As half dressed Jack lays back on a table, raven tressed Louise moves in wearing a strappy black fetishwear outfit, runs a hand around his chest, and bites one of his nipples. She moves over to a table and plays with a pair of latex gloves as well as showing off her big fat titties. Louise returns to talk with Jack about the sex additional that drew him to her clinic and strokes his cock with the help of a bit of oil. Jack oils up Louise's fantastic funbags in return and gropes them and her pussy while kissing her from behind. She sucks and strokes his cock in return as well as mixing in some titty fucking. They continue to work the oil around Louise's body as she sucks his cock and then moves on to ride it cowgirl style. He oils Louise up a little more fucking her doggie style, and they play with each other before fucking missionary style and spooning. Jack takes Louise from behind again and has her put a ball gag in her mouth as he fucks her. Finally he pops over her face with Louise holding the ball gag in her mouth.


UK Nympho Nurses is a slightly inconsistent but pretty good naughty nurse release. There's some hot girls here and mostly nice naughty nurse outfits. I love Bonnie's dirty talk to start the movie, but she's the only one that really plays heavily to the camera. Chantelle, Louise, and Samantha also play to the camera a little, but never like Bonnie does. There's pretty good chemistry in the scenes throughout the movie, but Louise and Samantha easily turned out my favorite scenes in the movie. The main thing that holds this one back is that it just has a kind of cheap feeling to it as well as being pretty inconsistent. Yes, DiSanto's camera work is a touch artistic, but I always hate to see part of the girl's head chopped off so the director can have the hard cock in the center of the screen. In gay porn I guess chopping off part of the performer to focus on the cock might be more acceptable, but I'd much rather see the girl's reaction and that naughty twinkle show up in her eye when she focuses on the cock and that just doesn't work that well when her head's cut off just above her eyebrows. As much as I enjoyed Louise's scene and the great fetish aspect it brought, it just didn't fit with the rest of the movie. Yes, a clinic is mentioned, but with that one line removed from the scene there's absolutely nothing that would connect her scene to a naughty nurse movie. Finally, there's a lot of ink here, and the excessive ink with girls like Chantelle and Romana was a decent turn-off for me. UK Naughty Nurses has some good chemistry and a nice sense of fun, but it's low budget feeling and inconsistency hold it back to being a rental for naughty nurse fans.

The Extras:
Absolutely nothing, not even a photo gallery, trailers, or weblinks.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
Rent it if you're a fan of the cast or naughty nurses.

Note to UK Porn Kings:
Although this one was a little hit or miss for me, I can definitely see some of the charm of your movies. I hope in the future you put a little effort into your extras as well, even if it's something as simple as a bonus scene from one of your other releases.

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